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ghost62

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No joke... sitting here watching Peppa Pig with my grandson. These are actual quotes:
I love to stroke binky
I smell Tittles
Oh no! My Tittles is up a tree!
 

m3rma1d

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My gyno is Dr. Hunt. Yes, I giggle every time I say it. And considering the medical ordeals I've gone thru with my ladybits, I've had to say her name A. LOT.

No, her name isn't Mike. But she's really awesome.
 

flowerpots

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Saying you got hot juice in your mouth

Pedantic

3-way call

Panties
 

Frawg

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Name one thing that's not better moist
we always find a way to put more in than will fit...
Never seen food you have to tie up and bondage before.
And no one wants throat boob.
Trying to align the cock so that it hit square on the nipple was a tricky operation.
 

flowerpots

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football:

tight end
sack

Basketball:

rim shot
 

lordmage

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i had a teacher in middle school his name was littlejohn yes his first name was Richard.
 

vapin Grampa

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If you are a black powder pistol shooter you have to

Butter your balls
And

Cap your nipples

Really... No really.
 

Celtic Fog

Tir Na Nog
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CaFF

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sack of nuts

assorted-nuts-coming-out-burlap-sack-18415570.jpg
 

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