Things you can say about your vape but not your wife/gf/husband/bf

[Time]

"Whose Line Is It Anyway" style. I'll start.

I didn't want to spend the money on an Authentic so I got a cheap Chinese clone.

And for those that don't know "Whose Line Is It Anyway"

 

[ej1024]

This damn thing is HEAVY!


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[Time]

It leaks juice everywhere!

 

[skt239]

I keep a back up in case the main one starts acting up.

 

[ej1024]

Over dripping again


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[Nailz]

Damn look at the deck on that

 

[Time]

I need to upgrade to a new one,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,with a tighter draw.

 

[ej1024]

I’m getting tired of the same shit!


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[skt239]

I like a mod that's cheap and can take beating.

 

[David Wolf]

I screwed it in tight but look at that gap!

 

[Letitia9]

 

[ej1024]

i have to make sure it’s CLEAN before i put my mouth on it!


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[Nailz]

I like the taste from this, but the spitback is terrible

 

[skt239]

The big ones are the most fun.

 

[Teresa P]

If it vents, throw it outside.

 

[ej1024]

I like the taste from this, but the spitback is terrible

Hahahahahahaah


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[ej1024]

FUCKING DRY HITS!


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[5150sick]

This one's just my beater.
My good ones are put up at home

 

[5150sick]

Every time it heats up I get spit back

 

[Time]

It's all gunked up, time for a dry burn.

 

[Canadian Vaper]

what the hell, why's the draw so tight on this atty.

 

[Giraut]

Vaping doesn't suck.

 

[Carambrda]

My drip tip doesn't fit in there.

 

[Teresa P]

It was pretty ugly, but this wrap makes it look good as new.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

The form factor is a bit clunky and the hole is too large

 

[skt239]

I wish these things came with an on/off switch.

 

[Countrypami]

She takes too long to heat up!

 

[Polargirl]

She can blow smoke up your ass but your vape can only blow vape clouds up it.

 

[pizzadave80]

Feels really weighty in the hand.

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[pulsevape]

my mod won't stick a knife in me if I trade up.

 

[ej1024]

When I first got it, it’s was really tight!


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[UncleRJ]

Damn thing just won't hold a charge

 

[ej1024]

BUY ONE GET ONE?
I WISH!


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[Countrypami]

Put your mouth around the tip and suck!

 

[Polargirl]

BUY ONE GET ONE?
I WISH!


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Polygamy is legal in many Muslim countries some of which criminalize vaping so I guess that depends on where you are in the world.

 

[Polargirl]

Put your mouth around the tip and suck!

Unless she is a chick with a.....(well, you know what).

 

[ej1024]

Sometimes the taste of the juice ain’t right


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[Synphul]

Sure, they claim to be 'authentic' but I find they're overpriced and overrated. Found it cheaper elsewhere and does the job just as well if not better.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

you have to lick it before you stick it

 

[Huckleberried]

A stripped screw is a bad thing.

 

[Teresa P]

I wanna trade mine.

 

[Huckleberried]

I prefer a mini.




(ok, that's for a hubs or BF)

 

[Teresa P]

I want the biggest, most powerful one they make!

 

[Letitia9]

I'd settle for one that lasted as long I need it to!

 

[Teresa P]

I'd settle for one that lasted as long I need it to!

 

[voicenyerhed]

Another expensive toy that I'll just end up ignoring in a few months when the new and improved version comes along.

 

[ej1024]

My rda came super clean. I didn’t have to wAsh it with soap n water


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[ej1024]

Time, you should add bf/husband here...


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[Time]

Time, you should add bf/husband here...


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[f1r3b1rd]

Came in a crappy package