Things you can say about your vape but not your wife/gf/husband/bf

[Teresa P]

It died halfway through the day.

Will she not hold a charge? Maybe you're going at it too hard, you need to back off a bit.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

It’s all dried out

 

[PoppaVic]

Mid-day death is depressing.. CPR?

 

[burley]

Mid-day death is depressing.. CPR?

Just turn her around and pop her open, I've got a pair of fresh ones I can throw in there for you.

 

[Bboymobird]

how do you turn it off?

 

[PoppaVic]

Just turn her around and pop her open, I've got a pair of fresh ones I can throw in there for you.

You perv... (can I get a tape? ;-)

 

[Teresa P]

You perv... (can I get a tape? ;-)

 

[Time]

No matter how long I push the button, she'll only fire for ten seconds.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

I can’t put this in there, it has a torn wrapper.


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[PoppaVic]

No matter how long I push the button, she'll only fire for ten seconds.

Dude, I was married - I understand.

I can’t put this in there, it has a torn wrapper.

Yeah, see? Same issue - although the wife was sterile.. Same idea.

 

[Huckleberried]

Double fisting it, are ya?





(coworker walked in with a vape in each hand this week)

 

[jwill]

This piece of shit is going in the dumpster.

 

[Time]

It's really nice but I have to fill it with juice three times a day.

 

[jwill]

I keep it in the freezer so it doesn't spoil and only get out what I need.

 

[Jixil]

If you're not careful, it'll explode all over your face

 

[Letitia9]

It works better with fresh batteries.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

You have to clean that thing out once in a while, it tastes funky.

 

[Jixil]

That's my beater that I don't care about taking with me everywhere. I keep my nice one at home.

 

[jwill]

My friend took off with it again. Not sure why he thinks its cool to run off with my favorite one, guess because I have so many.

 

[Time]

My friend took off with it again. Not sure why he thinks its cool to run off with my favorite one, guess because I have so many.

LOL. That one was good.

 

[Ms. Trixy]

Not quite the subject here, but it kinda is.

 

[LestatBP]

Sometimes I have to shake it to get it to do it the way I like.

 

[bestkeptsecret]

It goes flat prematurely.....

 

[bestkeptsecret]

Its old and battered and weighs a ton so I don't like going out with it. I'm embarrassed to be seen out with it if I'm honest

 

[jwill]

Sometimes I just want to take a hammer to it because it doesn't do what I want it to do.

 

[SteveS45]

With the New Voice Activated MOD's it listens~!

 

[SteveS45]

 

[jwill]

I left it at your house on accident. You can drop it off next time you are in the area. No rush.

 

[Ms. Trixy]

She isn't hot. I need one that can respond instantly.

 

[Jixil]

Squeezed too hard and now my hand's all sticky

 

[Jixil]

My BF keeps leaking and it's making a mess

 

[LestatBP]

It got so hot last night, I almost burnt my lips.

 

[skt239]

I’m waiting for this one to die so I can replace it.

 

[jwill]

I’m waiting for this one to die so I can replace it.

Thats funny as hell. Two likes.

 

[Ms. Trixy]

Dammit! This screwin' is a bitch. She keeps cuttin' my leads.

 

[MoFasterMo]

While shopping... "I'd hit that"

 

[bestkeptsecret]

Shes got a screw loose.

 

[Ms. Trixy]

In the kitchen w/wife (you're on the phone...) I don't know about yours, but she said mine tasted better.

 

[bestkeptsecret]

I've got more than one for every day of the week, I like to have a go on something different