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  1. VapedCrusader

    VapedCrusader Custard Junkie Gold Contributor

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    Oh man.. I thought you were going to say that you slid the food out from under her head and started eating from her plate while she remained unconscious HAHA :)

    I can't say I've had a date that bad, but at least it makes for a really funny story!
     
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  2. UncleRJ

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    I was on my very best of behavior that night.

    But there was one instance involving and exploding crab leg that ended with my Father In Law and myself picking crab meat out of my wife's hair at a nice restaurant and eating it:eek:
     
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    better crab meat than boogers. :p
     
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    and btw, your date sounded like she could have been me years ago when i was a drunken slut. :(
     
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  5. 5150sick

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    I knew I remembered you from somewhere:p
     
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    Ten years ago I would have politely woke her up and said "Gimme 2 of whatever you took" we are going to be very close. I can already tell.
     
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    Lol exactly - i would totally been down to pass out in a plate of food!


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  8. 5150sick

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    I also would have taken her next 7 courses home in a doggy bag. For myself!:D
     
  9. Pegasus Vape

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    LMAO! Love it! This will be the next facebook, where do I buy stock;) anyone actually a member? Not sure if the site is legit or not... lol chunkmeister??? hahaha, man the times are a changing indeed @tick22 !!!
     
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    This is so wrong. Who the heck uses a dating site? Everyone should know vexting is where it's at vexting2.jpg
     
  11. BigNasty

    BigNasty Platinum Contributor Member For 2 Years ECF Refugee

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    Pre interwebs I somehow got set up on a date, I get to the place and HOLY FUCK!
    450+ she beast with a broken arm in a cast, balding and nose and teeth that looked like she was a Ferengi extra from TNG.
    OK I thought I would ride this nightmare out and be a gentleman. When Frengi beast got up to use the restroom the waitress refilled our drinks and leans over "pretend to go to the bathroom and fucking RUN!" I laughed it off and should have taken her advice.
    I took the critter from the TNG black lagoon to her place being a gentleman and she invited me in. I should have rolled by and punted her out the door without stopping.

    Somehow it ended up with 450+ lbs of thing pinning me in the couch trying to get it on with me. Some quick thinking on my part I explained I needed to not wrinkle my jacket and I would go put it in my car, she then said the most chilling words to ever grace the holes in my skull "IF you run I will chase you."
    OK I thought, no fucking PRAYED my car would start instead of having to pop the clutch to start it and I would shift smooth to GTFO.
    I looked over my shoulder to see her in a night gown cruising toward me at a good clip..NOO FUCKING GOD NOOO!!! I screamed in my skull, hands shaking almost dropped my keys in the flood of panic, at least someone was watching out for me and the keys, car and sheer terror filled panic meshed... I started the shitbox got it in reverse to hear and feel a pair of beastly paws grab my car.

    Needless to say I rooster tailed the front wheels in a panic having visions of the hulk lifting my car up so I could not escape. I took the beast gravel surfing while screaming my fucking head off like a little bitch.
     
  12. Saddletramp1200

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    Something was missing from my Motorcycle. The bike had two. Now it has One. Wheel, Tire was bent into angles. I Stop this here, unless some one can add to it.
     
  13. Saddletramp1200

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    Texas Exotic Metals. Got a 27 mm Brass tube 39" long. 26.00. I'm going to make some Atomizers, just because I can. :cool:
     
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    Great story! Literally laughing out loud! But only because I've been there. She sounded so hot on the phone though
     
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    Christ wept that night.
    I have a few others that just went south from the get go and punches were damned near thrown.
     
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    Id like to place my ad if i may.

    WANTED: Woman who likes to vape..Please send pics of vape gear.
     
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    VD for vanarial disease
     
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    Wow is all I can say
     
  19. mommysprincesskatelynn

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    This is the funniest thread I've read so far
     
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    wow... this thread haha. Some of the stories are great.
     
  22. BigNasty

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    What is sadder still some are not just stories, tall tales and fibs... not even over exaggeration in the slightest.
     
  23. UncleRJ

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    I can assure you that my tale of blind date terror is 100% true!
     
  24. Saddletramp1200

    Saddletramp1200 Diamond Contributor Member For 2 Years

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    Been there, done that

    Sent from my LGMS345 using Tapatalk
     
  25. BigNasty

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    Same.

    I should add this... thank fucking GAWD mom has stopped trying to set me up.
    Learned long ago, if the first words out of her mouth were "nice personalit"it was a crazy cat type female with serious weight control/impulse issues.
    and if she said "nice and innocent" it was a doormat.
     
  26. SouthernShine

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    I believe it is, and I think its great. A+ read haha
     
  27. Saddletramp1200

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    My neighbor thought it would be funny to hook me up with "Phyco Sally" Vegan Princess. Left that part out. She was nice enough. Golden Corral is a safe choice for dinner. She gets a salad, nothing unusual. I come back with a steak, potato & shrimp, she looses it. Starts throwing food at me. I gave her 10.00 for a cab.
     
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  28. BigNasty

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    That is 10 bucks and a cab ride to much.
    and seriously the corral for a date.?

    You sure she was not throwing food at you because of the location?
     
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    The requirements are extreme. Aside from exacting scientific studies, you will have to prove that your product has a net benefit to the overall public health. It’s an impossible standard to meet. If you don’t have several million dollars to gamble with, you can’t survive if these regulations go into effect. That’s intentional on the FDA’s part.
     
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    Prior post 2015
     
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    You know youre old when the wifey asks you to come up stairs and make love to her and you respond with, But honey I cant do both:wait:
     
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