Will vaping help me pick up the ladies ?

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  1. AndriaD

    AndriaD Shine on, you crazy... VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 3 Years ECF Refugee

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    Well, I generally wash produce before I try to eat it. :D

    Andria
     
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  2. JuicyLucy

    JuicyLucy My name is Lucy and I am a squonkaholic VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 1 Year ECF Refugee

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    No wonder some of these guys aren't getting any:teehee:
     
  3. chuck333

    chuck333 Silver Contributor Member For 1 Year ECF Refugee

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    Back to the topic. The dweeb wants a chick. He wants to retire his party doll.
     
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    is this your post-masturbate thought?
     
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    chuck333 Silver Contributor Member For 1 Year ECF Refugee

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    Are you talking to me or another master baiter.
     
  6. Madd71

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    It's not how big your vape kit is that matters, it's how you use it
     
  7. chuck333

    chuck333 Silver Contributor Member For 1 Year ECF Refugee

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    The flavour of your juice is a factor too.
     
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    Raymcconn Silver Contributor

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    Well I just found my reading material while I am sitting at the doctors office this afternoon. Some of this is just too funny.
     
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  9. JuicyLucy

    JuicyLucy My name is Lucy and I am a squonkaholic VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 1 Year ECF Refugee

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    Ah, this thread was worth reviving from last year :giggle:
     
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  10. chuck333

    chuck333 Silver Contributor Member For 1 Year ECF Refugee

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    My battery is fully charged and ready to pump out some huge white clouds.
    I don't want to get a reputation as a pervert (probably too late) so I'll stop now.
     
  11. jjdell

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    Always thought the best way to pick up a hot woman was wearing oven mitts!
     
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    That's some funny shiz......:slowclap:
     
  13. cloudblast

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    Okay, this is what you do. In order. DONT MISS ANY STEPS.

    Step 1. Go to a website that is selling an E-Go starter kit for a rediculous price (at least 40-50 dollars).

    step 2. Wait a very long time for the chinese shipping.

    step 3. Buy some roman candle fireworks (we'll need these later)

    step 4. Go to your local ejuice shop and find the really fat guy who works there. Ask him for his least favourite juice (250ml preferable)

    step 5. Ask this guy to poop a little in a sandwich bag, not too much.

    now by the time you have all your supplies. Carefully read the instructions with your e-go kit. Stick the ego pen into the fire side of the roman candle, using the vape guy's poo as a barrier inside. Stick the roman vape candle in you ass. Make sure the fire side in. Now before you light the roman candle. As quickly as possible drink the terrible 250ml of e juice. Light the roman candle. When it starts going off in your ass, the e-go pen will hit the juice in your guts and the hot poo will make for a .08 sub ohm build. You will have vapour clouds coming out of your ears, nose, mouth, bum, pee hole, everywhere for about 48hrs. During which all the women will be in line for the 10 second pony ride.

    your welcome.
     
  14. levis

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    lol, no idea with it:sneaka:
     
  15. Whiskey

    Whiskey Diamond Contributor Member For 3 Years

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    Is this your first post in a vaping forum?
     
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  16. chuck333

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    Cloudblast
    You've obviously given this a lot of thought. Me not so much. There's a real assortment on this forum for sure.
     
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    In OP's defense, I think guys who vape are hot. js :bomb:
     
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    oh i just started typing and let the words flow. When your on the toilet, you need something to do. Besides. That was probably the best advice given in the whole thread. Usually when people do a hilarious job some "kewl" guy has to come and talk shit. I guess your right on the aasortment thing afterall
     
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    PRE- masturbation.
    Usually we wrap him up in one o these until it passes... :)

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    Don't be jelly... we've got one for you too... ;)

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  21. MaxPerilous

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    Those both look too comfortable. Back in my day we used to use these.

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    LOL IM OFFICIALLY DONE W THIS THREAD
     
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    Awww was I harsh with one of your little girly girly girls, Sharkvape?
     
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    Lmao yet i keep coming back for more

    @Whiskey is my fav person on here i swear
     
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    A recent study in to the effects of vaping and motor skills showed a 7.8% increase in physical strength in those who regularly vape.
    So yes, vaping will help you pick up women.
     
  26. chuck333

    chuck333 Silver Contributor Member For 1 Year ECF Refugee

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    And help with the stamina during masturbation too....so I hear
     
  27. MaxPerilous

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    Can confirm.
     
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  28. cloudblast

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    I digress
    :bliss:
     
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    I think that's a unisex version.
     
  30. jjdell

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    o_OI feel a need for another study coming on! Does the 7.8% have a flow on effect?
     
  31. JuicyLucy

    JuicyLucy My name is Lucy and I am a squonkaholic VU Donator Diamond Contributor Member For 1 Year ECF Refugee

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    According to the late night spammers, yes
     
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    It didn't work on me...
    Bein strapped to the board was the only way to keep my hands off me dangerous sin zones. :)
     
  33. David Wolf

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    I've had my eye on one of those new Athena 5000 love dolls they fetch beer and come with a Speech On/Off remote control :)
     
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    I wonder if I could have one of those retrofitted.
     
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  35. chuck333

    chuck333 Silver Contributor Member For 1 Year ECF Refugee

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    Why would you ever want speech on.
     
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    Because a hummer without speech on is just a blowjob.
     
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    My sentiments exactly!

    Also someone has to answer the phone when MIL calls. Sure as hell ain't gonna be me!
     
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    I'd be so fucked if I wasn't already married!



    Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk
     
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    Lmao *writes this down* :D
     
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    I tried everything but nothing worked!
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    But then i discovered vaping.
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    And it was like...
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    And im, "yeah babe wrap your laughing gear around this....:rolleyes:
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    And we got married...the end.
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  41. chuck333

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    That would suffice.
     

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