Discussion in 'What NOT to do!' started by Dapper555, Nov 14, 2016.
Well, I generally wash produce before I try to eat it.
No wonder some of these guys aren't getting any
Back to the topic. The dweeb wants a chick. He wants to retire his party doll.
is this your post-masturbate thought?
Are you talking to me or another master baiter.
It's not how big your vape kit is that matters, it's how you use it
The flavour of your juice is a factor too.
Well I just found my reading material while I am sitting at the doctors office this afternoon. Some of this is just too funny.
Ah, this thread was worth reviving from last year
My battery is fully charged and ready to pump out some huge white clouds.
I don't want to get a reputation as a pervert (probably too late) so I'll stop now.
Always thought the best way to pick up a hot woman was wearing oven mitts!
That's some funny shiz......
Okay, this is what you do. In order. DONT MISS ANY STEPS.
Step 1. Go to a website that is selling an E-Go starter kit for a rediculous price (at least 40-50 dollars).
step 2. Wait a very long time for the chinese shipping.
step 3. Buy some roman candle fireworks (we'll need these later)
step 4. Go to your local ejuice shop and find the really fat guy who works there. Ask him for his least favourite juice (250ml preferable)
step 5. Ask this guy to poop a little in a sandwich bag, not too much.
now by the time you have all your supplies. Carefully read the instructions with your e-go kit. Stick the ego pen into the fire side of the roman candle, using the vape guy's poo as a barrier inside. Stick the roman vape candle in you ass. Make sure the fire side in. Now before you light the roman candle. As quickly as possible drink the terrible 250ml of e juice. Light the roman candle. When it starts going off in your ass, the e-go pen will hit the juice in your guts and the hot poo will make for a .08 sub ohm build. You will have vapour clouds coming out of your ears, nose, mouth, bum, pee hole, everywhere for about 48hrs. During which all the women will be in line for the 10 second pony ride.
lol, no idea with it
Is this your first post in a vaping forum?
You've obviously given this a lot of thought. Me not so much. There's a real assortment on this forum for sure.
In OP's defense, I think guys who vape are hot. js
oh i just started typing and let the words flow. When your on the toilet, you need something to do. Besides. That was probably the best advice given in the whole thread. Usually when people do a hilarious job some "kewl" guy has to come and talk shit. I guess your right on the aasortment thing afterall
Usually we wrap him up in one o these until it passes...
Don't be jelly... we've got one for you too...
Those both look too comfortable. Back in my day we used to use these.
LOL IM OFFICIALLY DONE W THIS THREAD
Awww was I harsh with one of your little girly girly girls, Sharkvape?
Lmao yet i keep coming back for more
@Whiskey is my fav person on here i swear
A recent study in to the effects of vaping and motor skills showed a 7.8% increase in physical strength in those who regularly vape.
So yes, vaping will help you pick up women.
And help with the stamina during masturbation too....so I hear
I think that's a unisex version.
I feel a need for another study coming on! Does the 7.8% have a flow on effect?
According to the late night spammers, yes
It didn't work on me...
Bein strapped to the board was the only way to keep my hands off me dangerous sin zones.
I've had my eye on one of those new Athena 5000 love dolls they fetch beer and come with a Speech On/Off remote control
I wonder if I could have one of those retrofitted.
Why would you ever want speech on.
Because a hummer without speech on is just a blowjob.
My sentiments exactly!
Also someone has to answer the phone when MIL calls. Sure as hell ain't gonna be me!
I'd be so fucked if I wasn't already married!
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Lmao *writes this down*
I tried everything but nothing worked!
But then i discovered vaping.
And it was like...
And im, "yeah babe wrap your laughing gear around this....
And we got married...the end.
That would suffice.