Witness the birth of ECF 2.0

[JuicyLucy]

Never send money to anyone who smiles too much or ladies with huge wigs and slathered on makeup.
Or preachers who knock people down with their coats and wish they had a 'Jesus machine gun'.

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[The Cromwell]

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Is that supposed to be a smile?
Looks more like a victory yell?

 

[JuicyLucy]

Is that supposed to be a smile?
Looks more like a victory yell?

I always admired those mysterious amazon-types: six foot tall platinum blonds wearing inappropriate outfits and zero filter on the mouth

 

[The Cromwell]

I always admired those mysterious amazon-types: six foot tall platinum blonds wearing inappropriate outfits and zero filter on the mouth

I have always feared them

 

[JuicyLucy]

I have always feared them

They terrified and fascinated me as a kid - definitely the polar opposite of the mousy church-lady types in my ancestry

 

[The Cromwell]

They terrified and fascinated me as a kid - definitely the polar opposite of the mousy church-lady types in my ancestry

Some of those little bitty ladies are mean as snakes!

 

[JuicyLucy]

Some of those little bitty ladies are mean as snakes!

At least I don't actually bite

 

[The Cromwell]

At least I don't actually bite

Aww shucks... I wuz hopin....

 

[CrazyChef v2.0]

At least I don't actually bite

Nibble? Just a bit?

 

[CrazyChef v2.0]

Meanwhile, God's like:

Dude, I don't know what you're talking about. I NEVER told that idiot that I needed money. What would I possibly use it for???"

 

[JuicyLucy]

Never send money to anyone who smiles too much or ladies with huge wigs and slathered on makeup.
Or preachers who knock people down with their coats and wish they had a 'Jesus machine gun'.

You forgot to add boob jobs and a certain substance used by the idle rich to eliminate wrinkles and make moving the mouth difficult that is also touted by late night spammers on VU

 

[The Cromwell]

You forgot to add boob jobs and I am a spammer ban me

Ahh fake boobs.
Have no use for em, we have enough of those in congress.

 

[Khassy]

This thread sure got weird.

 

[The Cromwell]

This thread sure got weird.

I thought it started weird?
What other direction could it continue in?

 

[JuicyLucy]

I thought it started weird?
What other direction could it continue in?

Amen, Brother Cromwell, amen

 

[The Cromwell]

The title is kinda like clickbait to get people in here?

 

[The Cromwell]

Amen, Brother Cromwell, amen

Praise the lord and pass the bullets.

 

[The Cromwell]

What movie was that from?

 

[JuicyLucy]

Praise the lord and pass the bullets.

"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition" is an American patriotic song by Frank Loesser, and published as sheet music in 1942 by Famous Music Corp: as per wiki

 

[The Cromwell]

"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition" is an American patriotic song by Frank Loesser, and published as sheet music in 1942 by Famous Music Corp: as per wiki

Thanks, but I think it was also copied in some movie line.

Lemme see if I can find that song, should be interesting.

 

[The Cromwell]

 

[SteveS45]

I don't think the OP has actually been back to this thread. Just that one flaming turd going at it with everyone else in this thread and promoting those other forums.

 

[The Cromwell]

I knew it was in a movie. Actually it WAS a movie.

 

[The Cromwell]

 

[JuicyLucy]

I found one so bad I'm not going to post it

 

[krypto909]

I found one so bad I'm not going to post it

Post it!

 

[SteveS45]

 

[The Cromwell]

I found one so bad I'm not going to post it

Did you notice the name of his band?

 

[f1r3b1rd]

I knew it was in a movie. Actually it WAS a movie.

One of the best actors in history

BAM crew

 

[Huckleberried]

Does god even have a Facebook account?

For some, Facebook IS God.

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[SteveS45]

 

[The Cromwell]

For some, Facebook IS God.

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yes sadly Internet Mental Derangement Syndrome is rampant.
I think the zombie apocalypse will not take the generally accepted form as most think.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

"And I can't tell the difference between ABC news, Hill Street Blues and a preacher on the old time gospel hour stealing money from the sick and the old. Well the God I believe in isn't short of cash, mister."
- Bono

Makes me think of Insane Clown Posse

BAM crew

 

[celticluvr]

I always admired those mysterious amazon-types: six foot tall platinum blonds wearing inappropriate outfits and zero filter on the mouth

I must be a midget amazon... Five foot blonde with no filter on my mouth... but I keep the inappropriate outfits for my fiance That way I can always surprise him by being modest in public and ... er... not modest at home

 

[The Cromwell]

Yeah you and me both. I used to build all mine and for friends and family, just use them now. Then again I also used to do a lot of gaming also, but that got old and no decent games any longer IMO. Hell I've even dropped my Internet access at home since the plan on my phone is unlimited data. I've been doing IT professionally since the early 90's it's lost it's charm ya know.

yeah when it is your job you get a bit worn out on it.

 

[OneBadWolf]

For some, Facebook IS God.

 

[Droogbc]

Returned to VU after an extended hiatus and happened upon one of the Whiskey related threads. All I can say is good riddance to bad rubbish. I strongly disliked Whiskey and am happy to see her gone, both as a mod and a member.

 

[Whiskey]

 

[Vapin4Joy]

Returned to VU after an extended hiatus and happened upon one of the Whiskey related threads. All I can say is good riddance to bad rubbish. I strongly disliked Whiskey and am happy to see her gone, both as a mod and a member.

You were gone? No one here noticed! Or cared!

 

[AndriaD]

Andria

 

[Kevin H.]

You were gone? No one here noticed! Or cared!

 

[Carambrda]

You were gone? No one here noticed! Or cared!

 

[OneBadWolf]

Anybody know what he was in for?

 

[snake94115]

Returned to VU after an extended hiatus and happened upon one of the Whiskey related threads. All I can say is good riddance to bad rubbish. I strongly disliked Whiskey and am happy to see her gone, both as a mod and a member.

?HUH?
BUT WHISKEY IS STILL HERE SEE THAT LINK BELOW

http://vapingunderground.com/threads/witness-the-birth-of-ecf-2-0.357827/page-10#post-1938804

 

[snake94115]

Anybody know what he was in for?

Severe Douchebaggery maybe?

 

[Ryedan]

I miss Sun, Solaris was the most advanced OS there was, I miss it. Sun hardware also runs forever, I miss them. I also miss the old HP with HPUX

I hear ya, but I don't miss trying to get them all to play nice with each other. I also had Motorola in the mix. Man, that got convoluted sometimes!