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Yo mama jokes
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Yo mama so fat she needed 2 threads of jokes.
http://vapingunderground.com/threads/roasts-insults-jokes-yo-mama-jokes-pick-up-lines.65767/
http://vapingunderground.com/threads/roasts-insults-jokes-yo-mama-jokes-pick-up-lines.65767/
Yo mama so dumb she had to look up what jack lalanne center was... and so did i haha
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I must be old. I knew who he is.
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Yo mama so smelly, she wears little tree for a necklace
Yo mama so dumb she hears chchch hahaha and starts dancing.
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Yo mama so fat she dances and it registers on the Richter scale
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Yo mamma so fat she jumped up and got stuck
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out her ass
Yo mamma so poor her welcome mat says wel
Yo mamma so crosseyed she dropped a dime and picked up 2 nickels
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out her ass
Yo mamma so poor her welcome mat says wel
Yo mamma so crosseyed she dropped a dime and picked up 2 nickels
yo mamma so fat she needs a boomarang to put on her belt
I might of been your daddy, but yo mamma didn't have change for a five...
Yo mama's so po' she can't even afford the other 2 letters..
Yo mama so slow it takes her 2 hours to watch the show "60 minutes".
Yo mamas hoochie was so hairy you had to be treated for carpet burns after delivery.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of a parked car.
Yo mamas hoochie was so hairy you had to be treated for carpet burns after delivery.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of a parked car.
Yo mama slower than watching two sloths fk.
Yo mama slower than the lunch line at the old folks home.
Yo mama so stupid she starred at an oj carton for two hours because she saw the word "concentrate".
Yo mama like a door knob..everybody gets a turn.
I couldve been yo daddy if "yo mama" only had change for a dollar.
Yo mama slower than the lunch line at the old folks home.
Yo mama so stupid she starred at an oj carton for two hours because she saw the word "concentrate".
Yo mama like a door knob..everybody gets a turn.
I couldve been yo daddy if "yo mama" only had change for a dollar.
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I must be older; I remember seeing him on TV...black and white TV...DAMN I'M OLD.
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
Yo Mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo mama so fat she got her own zip code
Yo mama so fat she had to put on her belt with a boomerang
Yo Mama so fat she got her own gravitational pull
Yo mama so poor you walk in the front door and out the back of her house
Yo mama so poor I walked into her house and picked a penny up off the floor and she yelled "STOP thats my kids college fund!"
Yo mama so poor I walked into her house and stepped on a lit cigarette butt on the floor. She yelled "who turned off the heat?"
Yo Mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo mama so fat she got her own zip code
Yo mama so fat she had to put on her belt with a boomerang
Yo Mama so fat she got her own gravitational pull
Yo mama so poor you walk in the front door and out the back of her house
Yo mama so poor I walked into her house and picked a penny up off the floor and she yelled "STOP thats my kids college fund!"
Yo mama so poor I walked into her house and stepped on a lit cigarette butt on the floor. She yelled "who turned off the heat?"
Yo momma's so ugly, she got into a fight and Michael Vick got arrested.
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Anyone who quotes Frank Zappa can never get old - just more experienced at living.
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It was a sad day when Frank passed; he was such a wise man and to put his views and opinions in music was just pure brilliance! I used a quote of his during a job interview and the interviewer was so impressed that I got the job. I had to fess up later and told her that wasn't my "words" and she laughed and I told her where it came from. Now she loves Frank as much as I do.
Oh well, while I'm here...
Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
