You are a vaper when....humor thread

[Damwow]

Maybe it's the stress, maybe I just lack the silly humor I am used to getting on a daily bases from my school children...... I know a while back we did a thread about you know you are a non smoker when, but let's keep this light and fun, especially for the new vapers out there. While looking up some stuff this morning, I came across an article by The E-juice Connisseur. Here are a few from his list, please add your own!!! I need the laughs! LOL

1. You no longer attempt to knock the ashes off of your e-cigarette.

2. You can no longer go to the grocery store without picturing the Name of every food item on the label of a bottle of e-liquid, (Not to mention one that blew me away, and when I read this item on the list I was reminded of how I felt.. That you can smell that person that smokes 2 aisles away and think, oh my did I stink that bad?)

Ok, I don't want to use all of his ideas, because if you are like me then even though these were meant to be funny most of us have felt all or at least one of these items ourselves.. I can't wait to see what you guys come up with!!

 

[skocha361]

You know you're a vaper when the security guard asks, with suspicion in his eyes, "What the hell is that thing?!"

You know you're a vaper when you know how silly it is for smokers to tell you how unhealthy vaping probably is.

Your YouTube suggestions have been taken over by mod reviews.

(as an aside) You know you're a DIYer when, while grocery shopping, you consider the possibility of making extractions from the tea you're buying, those fresh sage leaves, the cinnamon sticks for your cider, even the broccoli!

You know you're a vaper when you can taste and smell your food q:

 

[misswish]

You know you're a vaper when your clothes no longer have tiny little burn marks and holes all over them.

 

[BigNasty]

You are traveling down the highway at 60 mph with the windows down and can smell the smoker sucking on his stinky 10 car lengths away over the diesel fumes and exhaust.

You get pissed you have to walk through the stink aura outside a store that is 25 feet away from some poor soul sucking on his stinky.

You start to wish for walking in a cloud of Victoria secret body care products or axe body spray instead of trailing the guy who just got done smokng.

 

[UncleRJ]

You know your a vaper when..................

It takes you twice as long to pack your Vape Gear for a vacation than to pack your clothes and personal hygene products.

 

[MrScaryZ]

You know you are a vaper when.

You create cumulus clouds in your man cave and people come over and say "My god what is that mist"
YOu know you are a vaper when every teenager gives you a thumbs up from a distance when sitting in your car cause they think
you are smoking illegal substances.
You know you are a vaper when your clothes do not stink anymore you have a perfume based up on the flavor you vape
You know you are a Vaper when Darth Vader is in your dreams staring at you and vaping
You know you are a vaper when you vape even during sex

 

[Time]

You know you are a vaper when you fart and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[kelli]

you know you're a vaper when you continually have to increase the size of your vaping gear container as your amount of vape stuff grows faster than the space you have for it.

 

[MrScaryZ]

you know you're a vaper when you continually have to increase the size of your vaping gear container as your amount of vape stuff grows faster than the space you have for it.

I cannot give stuff away faster than I accumulate gear I think I have a real sickness
I wonder what my shrink would say if I told him? hmmmm he may put me in a rehab center or say what!!!! real loud

 

[kelli]

I cannot give stuff away faster than I accumulate gear I think I have a real sickness
I wonder what my shrink would say if I told him? hmmmm he may put me in a rehab center or say what!!!! real loud

that's an easy fix.....don't tell him.

 

[MrScaryZ]

that's an easy fix.....don't tell him.

But Kelli that is no fun... NO drama! hehehe

 

[BigNasty]

you know you are a vapor when you see that hot chick vaping and talk to her more about her set up and gear than hitting on her.

 

[Donald Bickers]

you know you are a vapor when you see that hot chick vaping and talk to her more about her set up and gear than hitting on her.

this could lead to "you show me your gear,,,,Ill show you my gear"
ooooo that's probably another thread anyway !!!

 

[nogalesvape]

You know your a vaper when you read OMG as zero milligrams

 

[CaFF]

When you have actual Eggnog in the fridge, but are vaping DIY Eggnog juice instead...

 

[Giraut]

You know you're a vaper when people look at your box mod and say "is that a satellite phone?" - I can't count the number of people who ask me this...

 

[Donald Bickers]

You know your a vapor when:you spend more on gear then regular cigarettes cost and think your saving money.

 

[moecat]

you are a vaper when ....


....you voop

 

[TheDude]

You know you're a vaper when...

...the grocery clerk looks at you funny for buying q-tips, paper towels, and cheap vodka in bulk.

 

[jovial_evil]

You know you are a vapor when you shake tanks instead of boxes to see if there is any left.

You know you are a vapor when any tiny bottle catches your eye.

You know you are a vapor when you remember you do have a spice rack.

You know you are a vapor when you consider barbecue sauce as a viable option.

 

[dre]

You know your a vapor when your a male in a make up store comparing Japanese cotton pads

 

[nodor]

Your surfin vapor joes and fasttech while waiting for your morning coffee to finish dripping.
or
Your pissed off you woke up early and fasttech new arrivals aren't posted yet

 

[dre]

^^I check fast tech ever day lol

 

[Donald Bickers]

You know your a vapor when your a male in a make up store comparing Japanese cotton pads

I went into a beauty shop/supply here in town last week to get some cellu cotton and let me tell you,,,,,,all these ladies were in their 70s and 80s and wow,if looks could kill,,,i couldn't get out of there fast enough,,,,good thing I got 10 feet of it,should last yrs

 

[Rick S]

You know your a vapor when someone asks you for a smoke, and you say sorry don't smoke, while blowing clouds.

 

[MKPM]

You look at the coils in an electric space heater and go "hmm, I wonder.........................."

 

[MrScaryZ]

You know your are a hard core vapor when you are out and instead of guys comparing the size our muscles we compare the size and power of our MOD boxes

 

[ghost62]

You know you're a vaper when you have to wash the inside of your car windows every other day because of the VG residue

 

[Zamazam]

You know you're a vaper when the first thing you think about when you pass the battery display at the store is: "I wonder what the C rating is of a D cell"

 

[Zamazam]

You know you're a vaper when you've set off your smoke alarm more than once while using a rda.

 

[InMyImage]

You know you are a vaper when you check the tracking on your vape mail 100 times a day

 

[nogalesvape]

You know your a vaper when you get an audible wow when you vape in public

 

[Whiskey]

You know your a vaper when you need both hands to hold your mod

(don't try this at home)

 

[Giraut]

You know you're a vaper when you have to slow down because of the fog, but the fog is inside your car.

 

[Celtic Fog]

You know you are a vaper when you check the tracking on your vape mail 100 times a day

lol, i gave up on checking it, i was starting to feel like my ocd was out of control...so I set it up to my cell phone with text alerts lolol.

 

[Donald Bickers]

lol, i gave up on checking it, i was starting to feel like my ocd was out of control...so I set it up to my cell phone with text alerts lolol.

That how I do mine,only way to go.

 

[dre]

You know your a vaper when you need both hands to hold your mod

(don't try this at home)

What exactly is that mod?

 

[InMyImage]

You know you're a vaper when you have to slow down because of the fog, but the fog is inside your car.

You hanging out with @Celtic Fog again?

 

[Whiskey]

What exactly is that mod?

I have no idea, saw it posted somewhere as a joke.

 

[InMyImage]

lol, i gave up on checking it, i was starting to feel like my ocd was out of control...so I set it up to my cell phone with text alerts lolol.

My OCD must be worse than yours, because I do that and still check!

 

[InMyImage]

You know you are a vaper when you start thinking about buying a tackle box for you vape gear...

 

[Demoniacal]

You're a vaper when you make a stand for all your stuff, then make another stand for all the stuff you want, then make another stand cause you realize the first two stands aren't big enough, then you run out of wood and break down, yet another pallet to make more stands for even more stuff.......
( already on stand #3, with plans for one that's the size of a small coffee table)

 

[Celtic Fog]

You know you are a vaper when you start thinking about buying a tackle box for you vape gear...

omg...i was looking them up this afternoon...get out of my head lol

 

[OB61887]

You know your a vaper when it's 40 degrees out and you still drive with the window down because fog.

 

[Zamazam]

You know you're a vaper when your home DIY mixing lab has more technology and gadgets than the rest of your house.

 

[Zamazam]

You know you are a vaper when you start thinking about buying a tackle box for you vape gear...

I have 2 big plano's filled with vape gear. I have one medium plano filled with fishing tackle.

 

[OB61887]

I have 2 big plano's filled with vape gear. I have one medium plano filled with fishing tackle.

I bought

.

Another stupid buy I would make again.

 

[Demoniacal]

I bought

.

Another stupid buy I would make again.

I WANT!!!!!!!

 

[OB61887]

Was bout $85 after shipping, and the bottom drawer is a little to short. It fits my needle nose 30mls but I have to tilt the 30ml with the dripper cap. If you are fine with all that, it's at amazon.com/VapeStation-electronic-cigarette-accessories-organizer/dp/B00AJXO8SS.

 

[Demoniacal]

I like it, but for that much, I'll just make one, probably bigger