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LOL...not really.
Do you have ANY idea how many people have said that about me???? He is handsome...I look like something he may have sat on at one point.
I completely crack myself up sometimes. I need my own show at the zoo.It would be okay if you were though.
I often laugh at me
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@franciscan get your mind on something else and wander over to http://vapingunderground.com/threads/paired-batteries-for-dual-batt-mod-fact-or-fiction.49532/ and comment.
Really?
Well we do both have perfect heads for zero hair and pretty blue eyes
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The monkeys are always my favorite part of the zoo!
Second oneYou mean this?
or this ....
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Pretty much..
Done
Ugly ones or pretty ones?
My eyes are wildebeast shit brown.Really?
Well we do both have perfect heads for zero hair and pretty blue eyes
YesUgly ones or pretty ones?
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She will beat you until you look like something Picasso came up with.
You picture me taking my shirt off and rubbing stuff on my chest?
WTF man?
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So, fun?
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Yes... Is that wrong?
Honestly though I think that dude looks fricken bad ass.
Absolutely bat shit crazy to get that much ink but still think it is bad ass.
Definitely dig the whole zombie thing.
No, no it is not.
And now I'm feeling intrigued.
At least I think that's what I'm feeling
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He's rubbing that stuff off his body. The point of the video is that the concealer does an awesome job of covering up pretty much anything.
My perspective is that we can't judge you by anthing you say or do (or anyone for that matter). Kind of goes back to my amorphous cloud comment earlier...
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Shhh.... Its ok..No, no it is not.
And now I'm feeling intrigued.
At least I think that's what I'm feeling
And this right here is why I love you man.
Pat lower please!Shhh.... Its ok..
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Or maybe Fishee looks like more like Burl Ives ...
... and franciscan looks more like Chiklis?
Gotta go to bed ... all youse fuckers are warping my mind in a wrong way to next Sunday. Don't need to be thinking of this shite now!
... and franciscan looks more like Chiklis?
Gotta go to bed ... all youse fuckers are warping my mind in a wrong way to next Sunday. Don't need to be thinking of this shite now!
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What the Hell happened? Thought I saw Burl Ives. Wow....
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And this right here is why I love you man.
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I refreshed the page after my last post and this was what popped up pretty much full screen (pun intended)
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Not really...
I perform a daily ritual where I look into the mirror and say to my reflection..."You are a handsome man, and there is a woman out there that would love to be your wife!".....then when I am finished laughing my erse off...I go to bed and cry myself to sleep.
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I have no reason to laugh at youIt would be okay if you were though.
I often laugh at me
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Only thinner...Don't you mean you look just like Billy Joel?
I know. I guess after having been discarded as many times as I have...I've naturally come to the conclusion that I just do not measure up. And as I get older....it becomes so much more plausible. I am no longer young and vital....I am no longer fit....I am disabled and have a very bad past. Good grief....add that up and it is not hard to believe that we are looking at a resume that is not consistent with what a woman would consider to be a good catch y'know? But the upshot is that I am actually not unhappy...I love what God has chosen form my life's vocation, and I know that I am loved beyond my ability to comprehend....but sadly, I am still exiled in this body...and this body is lonely. And I should just go to bed.Sounds like a ritual you need to quit....
Oh, you mean to say that if you were handsome a lesbian would then fuck you or fall in love with you?
Pretty close.....I mean really close. My friend Gilly always used to make that comparison.Don't you mean you look just like Billy Joel?
Well...no actually. What I am saying is....when I walk into a room full of horny women...you can hear vaginas slamming like car doors LOL. Which, considering I'm celibate....is not a bad thing!
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You know, its not really about your body, its about how you perceive yourself and the body language that creates...