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mental images we do NOT need.
Must you rub it in? We are suppose to get another 18-25 inches by TuesdayHave a great day. I'm off to cook and do something outside. it's about 55 degrees. Oh, and I'm going to go see American Sniper tonight.
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and don't you still have about 4 feet on the ground already??? yikes!Must you rub it in? We are suppose to get another 18-25 inches by Tuesday
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this time of year, the weather is just like me.
Ok, this I will not argue.
hi mith muth
THOSE ARE FRIGHTENING....during sex I would feel like I was under attack by rogue zeppelins.
Quite sorry to hear of this muthy.....Your friend and her family will be in my prayers.Oh dear, I just got word that my friend who has MS and can not travel, just lost her mom on Monday. Her brother passed away only two weeks before! My friend lives in New England and her mom and brother in Texas. Oh, so sad
For some reason the roosters have serious issue with me.
Granted these are the same breed used for fighting but I never provoke them.
They just seem to sense something from me and want to go on the attack.
And to be quite honest it really pisses me off cause I am the only person they ever seem to have a problem with.
And they have incredibly large and sharp and scary spurs. So as soon as they go on the attack I have a little switch in my brain that flips and then it becomes a fight to the death between me and bird. And I fuck hose birds up with great fury and vicious slaps to the beak and chokes to the neck!!!
Sadly on occasion I have actually knocked the bird unconscious. And if the bird is to die, he shall be eaten and eaten with much vengeful delight.
And when you see them take this ^^^^ stance you know they are about to attack.
They are really pretty chickens and I adore the hens cause they have such a unique nature about them.
But the roosters are just plain mean!
To me
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how sadOh dear, I just got word that my friend who has MS and can not travel, just lost her mom on Monday. Her brother passed away only two weeks before! My friend lives in New England and her mom and brother in Texas. Oh, so sad
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OK there. I needed to get rid of that. Have I mentioned how I hate that this board saves shit you've thought twice about posting?
yeah, i'd say i regret at least a third of the things i post. filters seldom engaged.
SoupFor some reason the roosters have serious issue with me.
Granted these are the same breed used for fighting but I never provoke them.
They just seem to sense something from me and want to go on the attack.
And to be quite honest it really pisses me off cause I am the only person they ever seem to have a problem with.
And they have incredibly large and sharp and scary spurs. So as soon as they go on the attack I have a little switch in my bran that flips and then it becomes a fight to the death between me and bird. And I fuck hose birds up with great fury and vicious slaps to the beak and chokes to the neck!!!
Sadly on occasion I have actually knocked the bird unconscious. And if the bird is to die, he shall be eaten and eaten with much vengeful delight.
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And when you see them take this ^^^^ stance you know they are about to attack.
They are really pretty chickens and I adore the hens cause they have such a unique nature about them.
But the roosters are just plain mean!
To me
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For some reason the roosters have serious issue with me.
Granted these are the same breed used for fighting but I never provoke them.
They just seem to sense something from me and want to go on the attack.
And to be quite honest it really pisses me off cause I am the only person they ever seem to have a problem with.
And they have incredibly large and sharp and scary spurs. So as soon as they go on the attack I have a little switch in my brain that flips and then it becomes a fight to the death between me and bird. And I fuck hose birds up with great fury and vicious slaps to the beak and chokes to the neck!!!
Sadly on occasion I have actually knocked the bird unconscious. And if the bird is to die, he shall be eaten and eaten with much vengeful delight.
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And when you see them take this ^^^^ stance you know they are about to attack.
They are really pretty chickens and I adore the hens cause they have such a unique nature about them.
But the roosters are just plain mean!
To me
i am concerned about the way you abuse your cock, dear. maybe anger management for the both of you?
LOL!Soup
exactly
I'm in therapy.
And I will log the event in my "anger journal"
Cock abuse is never a healthy thing
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between all this "goat milking" and "chicken choking", i'm surprised you have the energy for anything else.I'm in therapy.
And I will log the event in my "anger journal"
Cock abuse is never a healthy thing
between all this "goat milking" and "chicken choking", i'm surprised you have the energy for anything else.
I basically live on Monster energy drinks.between all this "goat milking" and "chicken choking", i'm surprised you have the energy for anything else.
Plus I'm currently single.
"Safe sex is in the palm of your hand"
I hate it when I feel jealous of inanimate objectsHe's gonna find a monkey to spank next
But I'm sure he'd appreciate aesthetically pleasing assistance
Purple is a really nice color on her
I imagine my prostrate is quite small!
Fishee, you would think heliotrope a nice colour on her......burlap.......ash grey........etc.I hate it when I feel jealous of inanimate objects
Purple is a really nice color on her
This is true
ehmm...ok
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thank you, dr. friar.
*shrug*thank you, dr. friar.
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I'd be interested in seeing what your arteries look like. With all the hot sauces and spices you eat, they must be burned clean and more clear than one I know.Nice sunny day, so I made a nice sunny brekky....
Cheesy bagel with an egg over medium, sprinkled with my Habanero seasoning. Hash browns with sausage, onions/garlic and jalapeno with a spot of Sambal Olek.
Simple is goooood.
Just going on what my Dr told me.thank you, dr. friar.
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well, that's one prescription i am almost positive would be filled in most cases.
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*glare*
There is a back story to that....but yeah.well, that's one prescription i am almost positive would be filled in most cases.
Well executed! I'm sure the ramp up and cool down times are significant.
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why is it in her naval?