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CaFF

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I'd be interested in seeing what your arteries look like. With all the hot sauces and spices you eat, they must be burned clean and more clear than one I know.
Regular fapping helps reduce your chances of developing an enlarged prostate!

Well, last eye exam, they checked my B.P.
For my age and having smoked for nearly 30yrs., it was pretty normal. :)

Fairly sure my prostate is safe too...lolz...
 

Whiskey

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Caff this SOOOOOOOOOO would have been funny at the end of your post :D

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Have a great day. I'm off to cook and do something outside. it's about 55 degrees. Oh, and I'm going to go see American Sniper tonight.:)
Saw that last night... Took several tries as I knew what was comming :(.. Didnt tell the wife though... We both bawled :(
 

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I see little balls of raw cotton on the sides of the fields down here when they're done harvesting. Next time I'm going to stop and pick some up.
I did that in Texas they did not taste good I imagine technical grade insecticide.. Good luck I won't do that again


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I have serious misgivings about seeing that movie.
Ya... Several nights I told the wife I didnt think I could handle it right now.. Finally gave in last night.
 

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2pm and I fianally ate something.

Two Sonic cheeseburgers. One with mayo the other mustard. A large tot and all WAY TOO FAST :(

I'm full, and feel gross :)
 

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Ya... Several nights I told the wife I didnt think I could handle it right now.. Finally gave in last night.
A lass I've known for about two years asked me on a date...dinner and THAT movie. I declined just as she knew I would lol.
 

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Be nice to him guys we are having a busy day here BUT I know he will fit right in
 

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Saw that last night... Took several tries as I knew what was comming :(.. Didnt tell the wife though... We both bawled :(
Skipping that one...at least until Netflix or something. I saw The Interview on netflix last night. Was expecting to hate it like The Anchorman, but it was funny and only partly too stupid.
Oh, and you know you cain't quit us.
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I did that in Texas they did not taste good I imagine technical grade insecticide.. Good luck I won't do that again


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I was going to boil the hell out of it. Twice.
 

Just Me

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Franny lol there are 10 pages here I need to catch up on!!! I am going to try and take a pic of Planet of the apes for you LOL
 

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Only 4ml left of caRnY4 and tomorrow evening is a LONG WAY AWAY!!!!!!
 

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Sitting in the car waiting for wife and kid while they shop at Michael's. At least I'm in the shade and it's 78 and sunny.
 

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Ya... Several nights I told the wife I didnt think I could handle it right now.. Finally gave in last night.
Wife and I have been having similar discussions about "Still Alice".
 

MrScaryZ

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Sitting in the car waiting for wife and kid while they shop at Michael's. At least I'm in the shade and it's 78 and sunny.
dude you should be in there you can get bling and bling your mod.. I love that place wait a second I dont bling my mods well anyway if you bling your mods its a great place :)
 

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dude you should be in there you can get bling and bling your mod.. I love that place wait a second I dont bling my mods well anyway if you bling your mods its a great place :)
I don't blind my mods either ... I'm MANLY babeeeeeeee!!!
 

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