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LOL Dude you don't even want to know how creepy this guy was
I know about stalkers, had one, she used to leave me flowers on my car, she sent me a shirt once, she threatened to beat up the girl i was seeing, and when i did not give her the time of day, she slashed my tires, broke out my windows on my car, wrote i love you in red paint on the side of my white garage, she use to follow me and show up at places i was at!! That BITCH was crazy, i had a restraining order put on her when she tried to run me over with her car.

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Oh btw did you want the pic I snapped of you eating grapes???
We would make a couple old couple someday :)

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This is a replacement package from another package that was lost before. I want to get my hands on my package. I've wasted so much time thinking about my package. Dreamed about my package. I just want to feel my package in my hand already so I don't have to keep worrying about my package out there in the cold. My package is full of juice waiting to be released. It's not a joking matter.
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I know about stalkers, had one, she use leave me flowers on my car, she sent me a shirt once, she threatened to beat up the girl i was seeing, and when i did not give her the time of day, she slashed my tires, broke out my windows on my car, wrote i love you in red paint on the side of my white garage, she use to follow me and show up at places i was at!! That BITCH was crazy, i had a restraining order put on her when she tried to run me over with her car.

Sent from Russ
OMG this guy was on my overhang (over the front door) Watching me sleep while well you know, I woke up cause I had a creepy feeling and there he was window was cracked so glad he did not come in, i got up and pushed him off had to call an ambulance I think he broke something and that was the last I saw of him. Before that he was everywhere I went I had a guy walk me to my car and check it every night after work because once he was in my back seat. He wasnt even a creepy stalker looking guy so to see him you would have thought nothing.
 

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OMG this guy was on my overhang (over the front door) Watching me sleep while well you know, I woke up cause I had a creepy feeling and there he was window was cracked so glad he did not come in, i got up and pushed him off had to call an ambulance I think he broke something and that was the last I saw of him. Before that he was everywhere I went I had a guy walk me to my car and check it every night after work because once he was in my back seat. He wasnt even a creepy stalker looking guy so to see him you would have thought nothing.
That is not the time, nor the place to............ehm.....you know.
 

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This is a replacement package from another package that was lost before. I want to get my hands on my package. I've wasted so much time thinking about my package. Dreamed about my package. I just want to feel my package in my hand already so I don't have to keep worrying about my package out there in the cold. My package is full of juice waiting to be released. It's not a joking matter.
I'd post a video, but @Whiskey didn't approve of it long ago... :(

So... you'll have to look up the song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile all by yourself...
 

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I know about stalkers, had one, she used to leave me flowers on my car, she sent me a shirt once, she threatened to beat up the girl i was seeing, and when i did not give her the time of day, she slashed my tires, broke out my windows on my car, wrote i love you in red paint on the side of my white garage, she use to follow me and show up at places i was at!! That BITCH was crazy, i had a restraining order put on her when she tried to run me over with her car.

Sent from Russ
I also had a guy try and run me over with his bike because I broke up with him bad move I stood there looking right at him as he reved it he drove forward and stopped at my feet I didn't flinch just laughed and spit at him
 

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Today, I did my same de-lead and conditioning treatment (rubbed down with lemon furniture polish after the de-lead) to the brass parts on my Knight clone as the rest of the parts in this setup. It has been fine, but was starting to get a grey cast to it...don't want.

Turned out rather well though, IMHO. =)
Was a PITA to get all of the insulators out, one was press-fit the other was screwed in. Got 'em out.

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Minor color/exposure correction and cropping in Lightroom.

This is in my weird kitchen lighting, camera set to Auto White Balance.



This is in natural sunlight, setting of "Daylight" on my Canon.







It's neat to see how of all three items with brass, they came out slightly differently. Not all brass is the same, eh?

As this newly processed brass ages a bit, it'll mellow out more too.
Still love the richness of it though. Not bad for $14 clone. :D
 
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I'd post a video, but @Whiskey didn't approve of it long ago... :(

So... you'll have to look up the song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile all by yourself...
There's nothing wrong with wanting to touch my package. I haven't even seen my package yet. I keep looking for it and it's not there. I don't even know what kind of package it is. Is it a hard package, a soft package? What shape will it be in? Will it be smooth and pristine or will it be all wrinkly by the time I get my fingers around it? And when I finally get my fists around it and yank the juice out, how is it going to taste? I just want to look down at my lap and see my package there already. I thought I found it earlier today but it ended up being my neighbor's package. I should have known because I don't think my package is black.
 
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OMG this guy was on my overhang (over the front door) Watching me sleep while well you know, I woke up cause I had a creepy feeling and there he was window was cracked so glad he did not come in, i got up and pushed him off had to call an ambulance I think he broke something and that was the last I saw of him. Before that he was everywhere I went I had a guy walk me to my car and check it every night after work because once he was in my back seat. He wasnt even a creepy stalker looking guy so to see him you would have thought nothing.
WOW!! That is creepy!!

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There's nothing wrong with wanting to touch my package. I haven't even seen my package yet. I keep looking for it and it's not there. I don't even know what kind of package it is. Is it a hard package, a soft package? What shape will it be in? Will it be smooth and pristine or will it be all wrinkly by the time I get my fingers around it? And when I finally get my fists around it and yank the juice out, how is it going to taste? I just want to look down at my lap and see my package there already. I thought I found it earlier today but it ended up being my neighbor's package. I should have known because I don't think my package is black.


Sent from Russ
 

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*editing previous post*

I'd upped the originals, not the corrected ones...argh.

Be one sec here....
 

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Here's my tracking info. Maybe you guys can figure out what's going on.
 

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Today, I did my same de-lead and conditioning treatment (rubbed down with lemon furniture polish after the de-lead) to the brass parts on my Knight clone as the rest of the parts in this setup. It has been fine, but was starting to get a grey cast to it...don't want.

Turned out rather well though, IMHO. =)
Was a PITA to get all of the insulators out, one was press-fit the other was screwed in. Got 'em out.

(Pics have larger versions to click to)
Minor color/exposure correction and cropping in Lightroom.

This is in my weird kitchen lighting, camera set to Auto White Balance.



This is in natural sunlight, setting of "Daylight" on my Canon.







It's neat to see how of all three items with brass, they came out slightly differently. Not all brass is the same, eh?

As this newly processed brass ages a bit, it'll mellow out more too.
Still love the richness of it though. Not bad for $14 clone. :D

Brass that really looks like brass. Just beautiful. :) I've copied this into my vape notes file and intend to do my brass SMPL just like it. Probably at least one GP Paps too. Thanks, M_____!
 
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So I catch the mailman (mailchild I should say) about fifteen minutes ago. He obviously's a temp, doesn't know what he's doing, looking at the front of my building as if lost. I inform him the mail goes in the slot in the side door and ask him if he has any packages. "Nope, no packages, we put them all on hold. Too much mail." Meanwhile he takes about five entire minutes sorting through all the junk mail, every last piece of it nothing but junk mail, that he IS going to delivery. Was no point in arguing with him or tell him that a two day priority package isn't suppose to be "put on hold"--that's the entire point of why you pay extra money. Wasn't like this schlob could do anything about it anyway.
 

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There's nothing wrong with wanting to touch my package. I haven't even seen my package yet. I keep looking for it and it's not there. I don't even know what kind of package it is. Is it a hard package, a soft package? What shape will it be in? Will it be smooth and pristine or will it be all wrinkly by the time I get my fingers around it? And when I finally get my fists around it and yank the juice out, how is it going to taste? I just want to look down at my lap and see my package there already. I thought I found it earlier today but it ended up being my neighbor's package. I should have known because I don't think my package is black.
Good day to come back :)
 

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So I catch the mailman (mailchild I should say) about fifteen minutes ago. He obviously's a temp, doesn't know what he's doing, looking at the front of my building as if lost. I inform him the mail goes in the slot in the side door and ask him if he has any packages. "Nope, no packages, we put them all on hold. Too much mail." Meanwhile he takes about five entire minutes sorting through all the junk mail, every last piece of it nothing but junk mail, that he IS going to delivery. Was no point in arguing with him or tell him that a two day priority package isn't suppose to be "put on hold"--that's the entire point of why you pay extra money. Wasn't like this schlob could do anything about it anyway.
Well...at least someone else is holding your package this time.
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Well, my daughter seems to be moving in permanently! It always amazes me how many things a female requires for a short stay! The cats will be well cared for (read...SPOILED) and the mail will be tended to in my absence, so all will be well.
 

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So I catch the mailman (mailchild I should say) about fifteen minutes ago. He obviously's a temp, doesn't know what he's doing, looking at the front of my building as if lost. I inform him the mail goes in the slot in the side door and ask him if he has any packages. "Nope, no packages, we put them all on hold. Too much mail." Meanwhile he takes about five entire minutes sorting through all the junk mail, every last piece of it nothing but junk mail, that he IS going to delivery. Was no point in arguing with him or tell him that a two day priority package isn't suppose to be "put on hold"--that's the entire point of why you pay extra money. Wasn't like this schlob could do anything about it anyway.
My FIL is a rural carrier and he says that is pretty common for temps to do. Packages and catalogs they like to leave for the regular carriers.

Sucks when it happens.
 

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@russ81072 The Kv4 is back together after a battle with my ohm reader. For some reason this thing reads 2-3x high on it. Finally tried it on my Cloupor T8 which has ohms down to hundredths and it reads fine. Weird.

Anyhow, it seems to be working okay now for about an hour. I did something different with the JC though... Before tucking the ends down into the juice wells, I split it in half on each side of the coil and then tucked it down on each side of the well to make sure I actually have both juice holes covered up.

Will let you know how things go after a tank or two, just my remember memory sux so ping me later tomorrow :)
 

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Here's my tracking info. Maybe you guys can figure out what's going on.

I certainly can figure it out. Easy, It's the gosh darned United States Post Office.
I'm expecting a package from Dallas that should have been here today but isn't.
It was somewhere in Opa-Locka where it allegedly left a 5:52 AM but apparently never got to my PO.
I could walk from Opa-Locka to my PO..Every single time I order something I end up having to call USPS customer service.
Then you get the fucking computer that says "customer service isn't available now".
Oh yeah!!!? Why then does their site say they're available from 8 AM - 8:30 PM?
The trick then is to say "agent" every time the computer says anything. Eventually, after 40 or 50 times of this it gives up
and connects you. Of course, then you gotta wait on hold. 45 minutes later...tracer.
Then maybe if you're lucky they find and deliver your goods.

Couple of months back I had a two day priority package show up five days after I had a tracer put on it.
Customer service said, "Two day priority doesn't mean it'll get delivered in two days"
Doesn't surprise me though. I used to have a girlfriend that's a mail handler...STUPID.
Besides, it's the gosh darned United States Postal Service :mad:
 

russ81072

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@russ81072 The Kv4 is back together after a battle with my ohm reader. For some reason this thing reads 2-3x high on it. Finally tried it on my Cloupor T8 which has ohms down to hundredths and it reads fine. Weird.

Anyhow, it seems to be working okay now for about an hour. I did something different with the JC though... Before tucking the ends down into the juice wells, I split it in half on each side of the coil and then tucked it down on each side of the well to make sure I actually have both juice holes covered up.

Will let you know how things go after a tank or two, just my remember memory sux so ping me later tomorrow :)
Thanks, i will check back with you tomorrow, and yes the ohms do read weird. I think it has something to do with the 510 screw and that stupid spring.

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Well...at least someone else is holding your package this time.
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Too many people handling my package. My package should be a priority. Someone needs to put my package in my back door already, just slip it in the slot.
 

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Same here. I'm just getting a build together. Using both regular and braided 28g on 7 wraps. Tedious. Lol

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I'm sure you efforts will pay off. I, myself, am only willing to do a parallel twist (with the help of a small hand drill) That's as complicated as I get!:rolleyes:
 

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