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Yes, I'm mad bro.

How many of you professional juice pushers find it necessary to do a 20-30 minute documentary of a F'n tank, or juice?

Come the fuck on, 12 minutes of complete bullshit! Before you open the damn box? It's a GD product review, not a full length movie. Review that fucker, and STFU.

And no, I haven't found any of you fuckers funny enough to watch past 1 minute. I simply fast forward to the ACTUAL relevant content. Watch it, and bail.

If you want to be a comedian, try Vegas.

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LMAO!!! It's true! And the part that REALLY chaps my ass is 90% of them start the same way - reviewer takes a long honkin' draw off their vape and....blows a really big cloud! Woooo, I'm impressed that you can blow a cloud HALF THE SIZE OF MINE, and who cares? I know you can vape, I know it's a vape review, that's why I'm watching....
 
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Teresa P said:
LMAO!!! It's true! And the part that REALLY chaps my ass is 90% of them start the same way - reviewer takes a long honkin' draw off their vape and....blows a really big cloud! Woooo, I'm impressed that you can blow a cloud HALF THE SIZE OF MINE, and who cares? I know you can vape, I know it's a vape review, that's why I'm watching....
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Oh yeh! Don't even go there. My favorite is a guy blowing a MONSTER cloud, vaping eJoy. Swearing it was the bomb.

I call BS!! We seriously do not know what was in that tank. But I'll bet a weeks pay, it wasn't eJoy.
 
Joshua Iles

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I watch reviews all the time and unfortunately most folks all have the same format, unless it's Phil or some of the other 45 minutes for a tank review I can deal. However I don't need a 2 minute Google eyes over the damn box.
 
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I gave up watching reviews after it became clear that most of the people doing them would give a rave review, or mostly positive review even if the tank or mod was carved out of fossilized dog poop.
 
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Sadly I watch some for nerd info :(
But others a stay clear of only because I strive for a zero bullshit life
 
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you know really pisses me off about some reviews, is when for example there is a certain tank you want to see vapor production on , and the ;@&.""& idiot doing the review talks and NEVER TOKES ON THE TANK TO SHOW THE EFFIN VAPOR. SO WHEN YOU REVIEW A TANK, SUCK ON IT AND BLOW OUT WHITE STUFF AND TALK LESS. Lol


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the dude from "indoor smokers" he always seems to love every tank he does, and he never tells you if the coil was primed.


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barbaraann72

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RubyRoo is pretty good - can't really watch the rest tho. I definitely prefer written reviews. They tend to be more concise and not gimmicky.

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PuffPuffPass said:
Yes, I'm mad bro.

How many of you professional juice pushers find it necessary to do a 20-30 minute documentary of a F'n tank, or juice?

Come the fuck on, 12 minutes of complete bullshit! Before you open the damn box? It's a GD product review, not a full length movie. Review that fucker, and STFU.

And no, I haven't found any of you fuckers funny enough to watch past 1 minute. I simply fast forward to the ACTUAL relevant content. Watch it, and bail.

If you want to be a comedian, try Vegas.

Pushing soapbox back under desk.
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Agreed 100%
 
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I hate seeing them make the review about them... no offense reviewers, I dont know you, you don't care about anything other than if I view your video and you wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire. The feelings are mutual.

can we get back to the device?
 
BigNasty

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philsubOhms said:
the dude from "indoor smokers" he always seems to love every tank he does, and he never tells you if the coil was primed.


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That filthy finger nail ***head dude?
Had to look him up.. his reviews are absolute shit, personal grooming and hygiene (all the black shit under his nails for the build close ups) makes anything that wasteoid says not worth a damn, not to mention never saying anything bad about any product.... ever.

His alternate channel is devoted to pimping **** smoking shit, not that there is anything wrong with it but call a turd a turd it is smoking ie. combustion not vaping. Then it makes me wonder how fucking high that dude is for his vape reviews.
 
Mattp169

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i love it when phil spend 10-30mins of a video talking about other videos and other shit not related to the product the video is on.

Reviews are useless at times with out a comparison

take for example the kanger stm

any of us who have used one can make a rave review about it without mentioning any other tank
and be 100% honest about how good it is.

so if you know nothing about nothing you wouldnt know that there are other tanks that can produce more flavor and vapor
and that it is better then some other tanks

i would be more interested in head to head comparisons of tanks, or similar juice flavors (if i didnt diy), what makes a mod unique compared to the other 100 of them that have similar specs or why a particular mod is better in the reviewers opinion then another comparable mod.

most reviews I see are just blowing vape up someones ass so the reviewer gets more free shit

i would also prefer more straight forward reviewers, not people trying to act stupid or funny

i do enjoy watching videos of a device that is different then what I am use to to see how it works (menu,buttons,features) to see if I would be interested in it.
 
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I don't take any of them that seriously anymore . Speaking just for myself , I do not need an HBO Mini Series , about any product . Is that an ego thing ? Give me the review , the info , and thanks very much .
Put the rest in a vlog for people who get a kick out of it . Some thankfully , do that , right to the point with the info.
 
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I do although get a kick out of the Convicted vapes dude, he's right to the point and says what he needs to say, but it's funny how he does his reviews in front of. Black curtain so that way the vapor he chucks out of his mech mod looks all the more like a fuckin volcano erupted.


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Damn Puff you just went medival.......as for funny...if I want funny I'll go to Vegas....just review the device....and take
BigNasty said:
That filthy finger nail ***head dude?
Had to look him up.. his reviews are absolute shit, personal grooming and hygiene (all the black shit under his nails for the build close ups) makes anything that wasteoid says not worth a damn, not to mention never saying anything bad about any product.... ever.

His alternate channel is devoted to pimping **** smoking shit, not that there is anything wrong with it but call a turd a turd it is smoking ie. combustion not vaping. Then it makes me wonder how fucking high that dude is for his vape reviews.
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which one there are so many that fit that description...
 
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Mattp169 said:
i love it when phil spend 10-30mins of a video talking about other videos and other shit not related to the product the video is on.

Reviews are useless at times with out a comparison

take for example the kanger stm

any of us who have used one can make a rave review about it without mentioning any other tank
and be 100% honest about how good it is.

so if you know nothing about nothing you wouldnt know that there are other tanks that can produce more flavor and vapor
and that it is better then some other tanks

i would be more interested in head to head comparisons of tanks, or similar juice flavors (if i didnt diy), what makes a mod unique compared to the other 100 of them that have similar specs or why a particular mod is better in the reviewers opinion then another comparable mod.

most reviews I see are just blowing vape up someones ass so the reviewer gets more free shit

i would also prefer more straight forward reviewers, not people trying to act stupid or funny

i do enjoy watching videos of a device that is different then what I am use to to see how it works (menu,buttons,features) to see if I would be interested in it.
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Don't understand how Phil has lasted this long.......it takes him 30 minutes to do a 2 minute review.
 
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I hate the box opening like I want to watch someone open a box and pull it out. And this is after they vaped on it and stuck it back in the box for you to see them pull it back out again LOL.
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Oh yeah the box is my favorite part.......boxes are a real deal breaker for me...I mean I'll pay 180.00 for a shit atty if it has a good 10.00 box....
 
wally

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How about the blond with the big knockers that forgets how to screw a tank. I'm still waiting for her to slide the box down her crack in a moment passion.
 
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HOLY SHIT WALLY, You are right, he even sounds like Golum too. LOL


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95% of the vids I watch make me think "There's 15 minutes of my life I'll never get back".:mad: Some are just soooo painful to watch.
And now for something completely different.:D
 
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What was that old detective show?

"Just the Fact's Ma'am"?

E-Liquid.................

How much did it cost?

Did it arrive on time?

Did it taste as advertised?

Throat hit and vaper production?

Did you like it?

THE END.

Mods and other hardware.....................

How much did it cost?

Did it arrive on time?

Did it work as advertised?

How do the buttons feel?

What do you think of the menu system?

How is battery life?

How does it feel in your hand?

If it has an internal charger, how did it perform?

If you need to swap batteries, how is the door?

And have you used it for over 90 days without explosions or fires?

Do you like it?

THE END.

No wonder I prefer written reviews with pictures.

I can go through the longest of them all in 5 FREAKING Minutes!
 
PuffPuffPass

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pulsevape said:
How about this ..vaping bogan...it's like watching gollum from the lord of the rings give a vaping review.
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philsubOhms said:
HOLY SHIT WALLY, You are right, he even sounds like Golum too. LOL


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You guys need to chill! He's only giving a fukin review!

I mean seriously, I counted. He dropped the F-bomb 11 fukin times in the first 31 seconds of the fukin video. :rolleyes:
 
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This practice could explain why ALL of the mods I own are still in working order.

And no fires started while charging.
 
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pulsevape

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BigNasty said:
Back when acting was serious..


Wait the acting was total shit.
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Oh fuck no, you aren't casting desperssions on Jack Webb as an actor........that's man acting..not that toodlepuffing light in the loafer mincing around of Brad Pitt or Johny (mary) Depp.
 
John Q Public

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Squonk said:
95% of the vids I watch make me think "There's 15 minutes of my life I'll never get back".:mad: Some are just soooo painful to watch.
And now for something completely different.:D
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LOL!
Unlike Kenny G, this guy gets the joke.
 
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