About me

[PuffPuffPass]

For those that insist on knowing too much about everything.

I fly a spaceship, and earn a dollar a day.

My politics are hard right, unless I'm drinking. Then they're all over the road.

I don't care how cute, smart, rich, poor, mistreated you are. I'm cuter, smarter, richer, poorer, and most likely to be the most mistreated in a crowd.

I drink too much, chase wild women, and rent hookers to clean my windows. I also only bathe once a month.

Did I miss anything?

 

[PuffPuffPass]

One o' your window washers said you were hung like a wood tick...

Now yer' done.

Funny, I thought she said flea.

 

[pulsevape]

how many of your own teeth do you still have.

 

[PuffPuffPass]

how many of your own teeth do you still have.

All of them. I keep them safe, in a glass on my nightstand

 

[Lost]

Did I miss anything?

Yes.
You're going to Austria to be entertained by prostitutes with a pastry fetish.

 

[Huckleberried]

Did I miss anything?

 

[pulsevape]

where do you find hookers who do windows....polishing knobs sure...but windows?

 

[Huckleberried]

 

[Lost]

From what I hear, prostitutes love cleaning windows in vapers' houses.

They know just the right time to turn around and say, "Oh, I loooove smearing this juice around. Do you have any more?"

(We are in the Mud Pit, right?)

 

[Huckleberried]

 

[freemind]

Window washers, window lickers. It's all the same when you are all liquored up.

 

[Whiskey]

 

[PuffPuffPass]

I come from the land down under lol