Warning: Full spoilers for the episode below.
So. Many. Butts.
This may have been the butts-iest buttfest American Horror Story has ever tried to get away with. Between Tristan, Will, the Countess, John, the Swedish ghost girls, and that dude they killed, "Room 33" was full of keisters. It was also a mess, story-wise, though that part's not new to those who've been watching Hotel. A trudging, unfocused experience.
Though I will say it was fun to see Season 1's Murder House, and Charles Montgomery (Matt Ross), return for a brief spell. I'm not someone who needs these worlds to be connected, but I also won't shoo it away. Here, The Countess - aka "Mrs. Johnson" - went to see Charles for an abortion in 1926. Already a vampire, going through an accelerated pregnancy, she was gifted with the instantly murderous Bartholomew. I guess my question - by the end of all of this - is...was Bart born without a nose? Looking all bat-like? Or did John shoot it off when the baby stowed away in his luggage and started creeping around his house?
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So. Many. Butts.
This may have been the butts-iest buttfest American Horror Story has ever tried to get away with. Between Tristan, Will, the Countess, John, the Swedish ghost girls, and that dude they killed, "Room 33" was full of keisters. It was also a mess, story-wise, though that part's not new to those who've been watching Hotel. A trudging, unfocused experience.
Though I will say it was fun to see Season 1's Murder House, and Charles Montgomery (Matt Ross), return for a brief spell. I'm not someone who needs these worlds to be connected, but I also won't shoo it away. Here, The Countess - aka "Mrs. Johnson" - went to see Charles for an abortion in 1926. Already a vampire, going through an accelerated pregnancy, she was gifted with the instantly murderous Bartholomew. I guess my question - by the end of all of this - is...was Bart born without a nose? Looking all bat-like? Or did John shoot it off when the baby stowed away in his luggage and started creeping around his house?
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