Answer my outrageous/stupid questions

[nightshard]

Answer my outrageous and/or stupid question then ask a question of your own.

If woman want equality why do they expect me to lower the toilet seat for them? Why don't they lift it up for me?

 

[OBDave]

Not an answer, but a solution: claim one of the bathrooms as yours, then remove the seat entirely. Use her bathroom when doing real damage.

What's the best atty to buy for the biggest flavor and most massive clouds ever? I have some kind of mod I don't know what it's called but someone said its good for sick clouds...oh yeah I have a budget of $20, need all the wires and cottons and stuff included in that too.

 

[SandbaggerStew]

You could always just sit and piss Shard

 

[Teresa P]

I never scream "equality" and quite frankly I wish all the whining bra burners had the embers stuffed up their arses. I particularly feel this way while sweating my brains out with every muscle in my legs weeping in pain and my aching feet begging for mercy while killing myself to work for a living. We had it made, you dumbass equal rights witches, all we had to do was stay home, take care of the house and maybe a couple of kids, please the husband, but noooo......couldn't have that.....idiots.

And why do they call them "apartments" when they're so close together?

 

[dubya314]

If ophra is so hell bent on making the children of the world skinnier, why are we taking advice from someone who with millions of dollars and personal chefs, can't seem to get it right herself?

 

[pulsevape]

we take advice from oprah because she "cares" so much and because she's on TV and has money and in America that translates to intelligence not criminal........my question is why do we even bother voting anymore.......nobody counts them.

 

[dubya314]

we take advice from oprah because she "cares" so much and because she's on TV and has money and in America that translates to intelligence not criminal........my question is why do we even bother voting anymore.......nobody counts them.

Yup, couldn't agree more. The place I work had to switch the sugar we put in chocolate milk because of her, costing us hundreds of thousands a year. It may be a tiny bit healthier (debatable), but kids are not obese cuz of 8 oz of chocolate milk

 

[vaperature]

Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?

 

[Ryedan]

Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?

Really glad it's not just me wondering about that one

 

[RMarcusY]

Why is a carrot oranger than an orange?
and who sang a song about it?

 

[nightshard]

And why do they call them "apartments" when they're so close together?

Because it just sounds better then togetherments.

I live in togetherments and one of my neighbors just woke me by drilling and hammering the crap out of his togetherment.

My question is why do people keep renovating all the time?

 

[nightshard]

If ophra is so hell bent on making the children of the world skinnier, why are we taking advice from someone who with millions of dollars and personal chefs, can't seem to get it right herself?

It's not fat, she just doesn't trust the bank with her money.

Would you rather Bill Cosby teach your children or Bill Clinton?

 

[Whiskey]

Neither, and It would never become an option.

Why do folks start threads with questions about things when there are already threads about the topic ?

 

[nightshard]

Because they can.

Why do you constantly change your profile picture?

 

[Whiskey]

Because I can.

 

[Bobx]

Because I can.

Where is your question?
And
Why am I reading this forum anyway?

 

[Teresa P]

Because you can.

 

[RodThaVapenRat]

..........because ......we......can??

 

[JLFROST]

The entire scenario is annoying, you know when a woman asks you why the lid was left up....
The obvious reply is to say what you had said, but why go that far?
Rip the damn thing off so they can't complain anymore.

 

[Mike H.]

To answer the original question..A king with a happy Queen is a happy King...A King with an ego, has a bottle of lotion and a soft right hand.

Why ask why?

 

[dubya314]

Try bud dry. What genious ever thought it was a good idea to include the word dry in the description of a beer?