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Reminds me of a night mom was bringing us boys home. Totally unrelated, she had stopped off at a dive bar known as "Benny's" (no, not my bar, another Benny). At the bar, she had the owner sell her a few bottles, put them in the trunk of the car.

Without fail, a family friend, also one of our local deputies, pulled her over simply for a "wellness check". My middle brother shot up from the back seat when the deputy asked if she had been drinking. "No, her got the booze in the trunk."

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