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Hell yeah! Got a prison up here on a hill. It is called Heavenly Heights. Riding the night bus once and two of the guards boarded. The driver of the bus was obviously Army. "Ladies, another beauty of a day in Paradise, can I get an ah--ha?"

Me being Navy, "Just another running day, hoo--yah."

Guard right behind me, Marine, "Semper Fi, uhh huh."

Guard behind him, Army "Fire up, ah--ha."

Across the aisle, the poor guy from Air Force, "Um, yeah, let's go."

You can imagine the grunts and groans, then dead silence. *chuckles*

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