Hellvape & SMM Passage RDA
You know...it actually makes a nice change to be given a device....any device....where it would appear that the designer has done me a huge favour, it's almost as if they made it....with the sole purpose....of being reviewed by me. Obviously that's not the case, but knowing how much of a humongous man child I am....
Albeit an internationally renowned award winning one...
Then it should really come as no surprise that my reaction when asked "Would you like to give your opinion on Matt Culley's Passage?"....was....well...as expected really...
What?.....You didn't expect weird?.......You know what is weird?...The fact that you didn't expect weird......how bow dah...
Regardless, it looked at is if I was going to be forced to suck on Matt’s Passage no matter what I said, and with me being the wildcat, lady of the night, brazen, young (?) hussy that I am....I really didn't put up much of a fight....Why?......Well...because this review was, pretty much, clearly going to write itself. SO....I gracefully accepted my quest - easy street for me, Matt's Passage gets a thorough seeing to, and you all get to watch....and you know what kind of fun that sounds like?
That's right ladies and gentleman...the fun kind of fu.....wait...what?
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Welcome back unto the breach once more my bottom-feeding, cloud billowing bum chums, back again with more of the similar, and similar it most certainly is. I mean, it's a 24mm dual coil RDA after all....let's say similar...with a large shunt of difference...shoved right up the back Passage....oh get used to this, if the kind lady over at Sourcemore had asked me for a review without any sexual innuendos in it....I would have given her one..
Now, it's been a while since I reviewed anything from the Suck My Mod stable, and in the past I've always found them to be excellently designed, yet tailored to the way that Matt Culley seemed to vape.....which differed from mine. They were always single coil like the Hermetic RDA, and Serpent RTA, or....made of alloy like the Nudge RDA, which I've never really been a fan of despite its obvious advantages with heat dissipation. They've also, more often than not, been kind of restricted, which some people much prefer..I'm not judging. All very good devices for a certain style of vaping, but as my own vaping style evolved over the years I found myself reaching for them less and less. But this time.....was different. This time....it promised to be way further up my back alleyway, so far in fact, that I was almost rimming with anticipation at the very thought of getting my fingers on Matt's Passage as soon as I heard he was releasing it into the open...
And I'm pretty sure he was just as excited about it as I was..
So.....seeing as I have already pretty much told you what it is, and who designed it, I think it's high time we get right down deep into Matt's Passage, courtesy of Ema over at Sourcemore, I present to you.....or rather Matt does....the Hellvape & Suck My Matt's Passage RDA....wait...that's not right at all....
Now....before I get into Matt's Passage we need to talk a little about the name, because believe me when I say that this thing is going to get a wHOLE lot of attention because of it. Some might harp on about how the word 'passage' only refers to the unique airflow on this thing, and that anyone who tries to twist that fact into some sordid filthy affair about bottoms, is painfully immature and an embarrassment to themselves as well as the vaping community on the wHOLE....not to mention you will be hurting Matt Culley's feelings by tarnishing something that he's put his heart and soul into, in the hope that people will take this device with the seriousness that was intended...Well....I'm calling bullshit on that one...
If you set aside the work that Matt does for vaping advocacy, which is loads, and is indeed of the utmost seriousness, and you watch him in any of the Youtube vaping shows that he frequents, then you will realise that Matt Culley has one of the driest sense of humours in the vaping industry. The man is funny AF, and I fucking love that. On top of that, his company is called 'Suck My Mod'....which in itself paints a pretty picture. Was the name of this device an intentional innuendo?.....Of course it fucking was, and I, for one, applaud Matt for it - it's a slice of marketing genius. Obviously, this doesn't really change the fact that I am still painfully immature and an embarrassment to myself, so I shall absolutely thrust myself into this Passage review with all the gusto I can muster, while I get to the BOTTOM of what makes this device tick...so....let's go balls deep shall we....
The Lowdown
The Hellvape and SMM Passage RDA is yet another 24mm dual coil dripper, the staple diet of the dripper market if you will. On the surface it looks pretty much like any 24mm dual coil dripper...
It has a predominantly stainless steel construction which starts at 24mm around the base and goes out to 25mm around its chamber, and on this chamber you will find the Passage logo, which I'm pretending is actually personalised just for me.....and also a dual side airflow...
Which is adjusted by turning the beautifully fine knurled top cap....I can't really explain why fine knurling has the effect on me that it does every time I see it...or get my fingers on it....it just.....urgh...*shudders*...
Sorry!....Moment of weakness......
Onwards...
and in to this erotically charged top cap you will also find a pretty standard 810 push fit drip tip....
And if you flip it you are greeted with.....well....the bottom of an RDA....which is never particularly overwhelming...even when it's Matt Culley's Passage..
Protruding insulated pin and....words...
So...that's what you'll be greeted with when you take it out of the box, it is...in all its glory....a pretty standard dripper, a nice looking and well presented dripper....but a dripper nonetheless...
However....there is absolutely NOTHING standard....about this RDA, and as you go deeper into the Passage you will find out exactly why...
Firstly...something that you've seen already - that drip tip. Yes, it's a standard 810 tip with Hellvape's signature beauty ring around it's base...
...but then on the other side it has the letters Ag+. When I first saw it I didn't even give it a second thought, but as it turns out, what this actually means is that the tip is the first to be made out of an Antibacterial material. No more nasty germs growing their own little ecosystem on your mouth piece, and no....this doesn't give other people the right to pick up your rig and take a hit. Just because it's germ repellent, it doesn't make it okay to suck on another man's Passage. I don't go around sucking on other vapers’ Passages....so don't suck on my Passage.....not without some sort of payment first being arranged anyway.....I mean everything has a price right?...
Anyhoo...