Vaporesso Target Mini II Kit
Oh yeah baby!....This is a perfect representation of my good self leaving work in about 7 days time....except....we don't have an elevator....so I'll basically be dancing in another room....except we don't have sliding doors......anywhere.....so....wait..
Oh yeah baby!...This is a completely different and vague representation of me leaving work in around 7 days time!...And why? You may well and enthusiastically ask...well......IT'S VACATION TIME BABYYY (that's holiday to my fellow English folk...but if I say HOLIDAY then all the Americans will get confused and think it's Christmas....or...one of those other weird holidays they have..soo).....VAYCAY BABYYYYY!!! WOOOP!!!
Okay...I'll give you that one...that's startlingly accurate....
And the reason I'm telling you this?....Well...every year I spend a quite frankly offensive amount of time curating the perfect vape kit with with which to accompany me upon my lengthy globetrotting adventures...(it's 10 days in Turkey ffs...not a month trekking the Amazon )..... rude.
Anyway...
Any vape enthusiast will thoroughly understand this arduous task, it's incredibly important. This is Turkey after all - the chances of me finding anything out there, should anything go wrong, are a bit like myself.....slim...(pfft) .
So, choices have to made, and between now and then I have 2 reviews to write which will follow in this incredibly enthralling and no doubt...award winning....theme...
And first up on the list is probably the most important of all....the stealth rig, because I will absolutely under no circumstances be mixing a flavourless high nicotine base mix to vape in those kind of places where it's disallowed, probably illegal, which...if discovered...will give vapers a bad name, because that would be downright irresponsible. Especially if I pretend to scratch my nose, take a cheeky pull, and keep it in long enough to exhale nothing.....anyone that does that....is a dick.
(sigh).....Shall we?
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Welcome back once more my juicy jet setting mist monkeys, and a happy joyous return it is too, quite possibly my favourite time of the year....next to my birthday....or Fathers Day.... or any day that's essentially all about me...except my families birthdays, or the kids Christmas....which I will still go out of my way to make pretty much...about me. BUT...it's definitely one of my favourites, that much is very true, taking my beloved girls on an adventure where I can teach them about the joys of travel, the wonders of different cultures, the incredible and varied wildlife, as well as the obvious advantages of an onsite hair salon coupled with an all day, all inclusive bar service...
has me peeing in my newly purchased speedo budgie smugglers in anticipation....now there's an image.
But before all of that, first and foremost and above all importance, I need to deal with my current dilemma - what indeed...should I take to get my vape on?
So....without further fuckery, let's get into it. The first in my 2 part vacay special is my choice of stealth kit, courtesy of my fine friend Delia over at Vaporesso I present to you, the incy wincy, NOT polka dot NOR bikini.... Vaporesso Target Mini II kit....you may need your readers on to see it...
Cute indeed, and just to show how 'cute' this little mini mod actually is....here it is being overshadowed by one of my Custom Whiterose Lipo mods....which admittedly...is mahoosive...but I'm all about the drama...
The Low Lowdown....like...really low..
The Vaporesso Target Mini II kit comprises of the Target Mini II mod and the VM Tank 22.
The Target Mini II mod is an updated and totally redesigned version of the original Target mod, only this time around we have a much improved 2000mah internal battery giving a maximum of 50w, which is up from the original 1400mah giving 40w. This time it is all kept in check by Vaporesso's Omni board 4.2 chipset, giving you all the same modes that you get in their bigger devices. I mean it's great that you get all the options, but to be perfectly honest the vast majority of people who buy this kit will probably not use them in favour of straight wattage...like me. See...already I'm making it all about me.....it's like an illness..
The mod itself is exceptionally well made and feels reassuringly heavy due to its internal battery, yet with it only being just over 10cm high...and that's including the tank...it fits snuggly, and almost hidden...inside your hand.
On the front we have the tiny 0.66" OLED display.....
which on mine was a bit faulty (I'll come to that shortly) ...and this displays all the information you need in such a way that I have absolutely jack shit chance of seeing it without my goggles on. I can just about make out the wattage but the rest of it might as well be little pictures of kittens riding unicorns for all the difference it would make to me....(?)
Also on the front we have the infamous Vaporesso function button sat directly above the up and down rocker switch, and above the screen we have the fire button, which is the lovely shape that we first saw on the Aegis mod. It's almost like a trigger on the Target Mini II though, due to the shape of the casing, and it's very comfortable to use and satisfyingly clicky.
And also on the side we have the micro USB for software updates and of course charging. Now obviously you don't have any choice BUT to onboard charge, but at least it offers 2a quick charging.....which gives me more time to work on my uber ripped beach bod...
Up on the top of the mod we have the tiny 510 plate with a spring loaded pin. I don't think those 2 bolts either side of the plate have anything to do with the way the plate is fitted, although it does feel sturdy enough. I think they are to take the mod itself apart...should you be our very own Steamteam member Mjag....who literally can't see a bolt or a screw without reaching for his screwdriver...the man is a sadist.
The shape of the mod is very hand friendly, I can safely say it's been at least 3 days since I've felt something this small in my hand which feels as good as this does. Unfortunately though, the same cannot be said for how table friendly it is....
You notice underneath how the base is shaped to curve up at the front?....Well this does nothing for it's stability - once the tank is on all it takes is a slight knock and the target will topple forward.....imagine a big busted woman with tiny feet....yes that.