This...has been a month of surprises for me - a much needed hot poker in the ass of an almost 'surreal' wave of devices to come out of China. It was one device in particular, an LED disco box which you could talk to.......that almost had me hanging up my reviewer gloves and heading for the nearest exit...
It's a direction that is neither required nor desired, the last thing I would ever want is to be seen driving my car looking like I'm sucking on a kids toy, or sat in a pub sounding like I'm having a religious rant as I go on about 'Higher Power' to a little box that tells me it's my little 'Warrior' .....come on...for fucks sake, I need no help in making myself look retarded in front of my friends after a few loud mouth soups..
However.....you can quite happily turn a blind eye to this monumental wave of Eastern human excrement because just lately there seems to have been a swell in the ocean of vape manufacturers that actually have taste and a rational mind, bringing forward a new wave of much more desirable devices made for people who aren't nine... and it's this wave that has had me grab my reviewer board and surf this gnarly barrel...or something....equally rad....I have no idea what I'm talking about....I live in Manchester and the closest thing we get to surf is a laundry detergent.
SO....much to talk about....and I'm sorry about that, because I kinda dropped myself in it with this review. When I was asked to review a 'kit' I presumed much, but knew little, and as a result added another device to fill the gaps that didn't really exist....and now the month long testing period is over I can say with absolute certainty that this review...is going to be a big one....
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Welcome back my elegant little well adjusted, rational thinking, veritable vape virtuoso's. That's exactly what you are if you have actively sought out a review for the stuff I have for you today; you have no time for flashing wtf lights or tacky teenage technological gimmicks made for people who can't be arsed pushing buttons..."What?...Use my actual fingers?!?...Are you fucking crazy?!...I ain't got time for that!" ...No....you are my kinda people. Don't get me wrong, I like a gadget as much as the next man-child, but there's a line, and that line has not only been crossed by some vape manufacturers, it's been treated like the ginger stepchild of lines...utterly ignored and...probably beaten. However, one such Shenzhen heavyweight, Geek Vape, will have no truck with such preposterous notions. Their line of rationality is not a line at all, but more of an impenetrable 'Great Wall of Normality' ...not to be climbed...or even peered over, and whilst other company design departments have stumbled through their own creative barriers with all the finesse of a drunk giraffe...
Geek Vape’s R&D department holds steadfast with a strong and respected set of morals that will hold back even the most foolhardy and wayward of vape gear designers..
And so is the case with their latest offerings, a lesson in what should be done instead of what could be done, and seeing as we have so much to get through, it's probably a good idea that we do indeed...crack...the fuck on.
Now...before I start (oh for fuck’s sake) ....today's stars of the show do not come together, one is a kit, and one is an RTA, but as is always the case, the kit comes with a Sub-Ohm tank. As much as Sub-Ohm tanks have improved recently with the surge and justified popularity of mesh coils, as someone who makes his own coils and does his own builds, I can just never accept them. They're expensive, they don't perform as well...and...meh....So when I asked for the kit I also asked for a different RTA to go with it, because...well....I'm being a reviewing cupid and I truly believe this RTA belongs with the mod in the kit....sorry Sub-Ohm tank....but you’re being totally cock- blocked...albeit, probably...wrongly so.
SO.....let's dispense with the pleasantries, courtesy of my good friends at Sourcemore, I present to you without further ado, the GeekVape Nova Kit and the Creed RTA....(at fucking last)
Reviewers sample packaging was supplied with all this gear so....nothing to see here....move along...
We'll start with the Nova kit, as this alone is what my long winded intro was really about. Classy, elegant, super clean, all that you need and nothing that you don't. A real breath of fresh air in a market that really was going in a direction reserved for people who often made dubious life choices...and find there entertainment in flashy lights and conversing with their vape gear....whatever floats your boat in that particular toilet....I'm not judging......l am.....actually......(shrugs)
The Lowdown
The Nova Kit consists of the Nova box mod, a dual 18650 200w powerhouse that is all kept in check by Geek Vape’s AS 200 Chip - the same chip that powered the bullet proof Aegis Legend, so it has all the same bells and whistles; a super responsive fire rate, accurate power output and for those of you that are a bit .....weird.....'acceptable' TC modes for all your different wires, which works OK...apparently...what the fuck do I know? I'll never be won over by such witchcraft and fuckery, but I can tell you that for those normal people amongst you, the wattage mode is bang on the nose.
The box itself is primarily made of your finest Aluminium, making it a featherweight in the mod league, weighing in at a mere 120g without batteries, and it’s embellished on both sides with swirly resin inlays...
Now...these mods were both samples and supplied with the flat, almost 'rubbery' resin panels, but I believe the retail version had the panels changed...
And I'm not 100% sure if ALL the available colour combinations come with these new ribbed panels, or if both the ribbed and the flat are available....personally I much prefer the flat panels and seeing as both mine are flat I can't really make a comment on how the ribbed panels would bring you any extra pleasure...if used within normal parameters. However, I do like the flat panels very much (you said that....we get it...)
The box itself is probably not the most ergonomic of devices, it's kinda sharp edged, not quite to the degree of the VooPoo Alpha one which was practically a weapon, but not as comfortable in the hand as a lot of devices out there. Thankfully it's kinda compact, it's actually about 2mm smaller all around than the Aegis legend and although it would probably have been a better idea to photograph these side by side to show you... in my true drama queen fashion I went for the...well....dramatic....and pictured it being totally intimidated by my Whiterose Lipo...
They could almost be father and son....
Controlling the Nova is completely generic, you have your up and down buttons and a very slightly raised fire button. All of these are beautifully clicky, rattle free, and where you would expect them to be, and I'm not going to go into the menu functions because it's..well....boring. It'll take you literally seconds to work out what's what and prevent you from giving up on the whole thing and turning into this guy....
So gross.