I think practically everyone can agree that these days...saying that the vape market is oversaturated...is sugar coating the shit out of it....'sodden'.... is a more apt description. There's a new 'next big thing since the last next big thing but different than any other next/last big thing' device raping our shinyitus infected gullible purse strings every...damn...day....you can't fight it...you can't ignore it...and you sure as shit ain't gonna go without it...fuck that...what if one of your vape peers gets one....and you don't??....Hellll to the no....that can't happen, vape gear to the vast swathe of obsessive cloud monkeys today, is what trainers used to be to teenage boys......
Back when....I was one of those anyway (way ways back)....alright, leave it.....(like...so many, many ways back) .....ALRIGHT....IT WAS FUCKING EONS AGO!!....(I think only people who still say 'eons' will understand just how many 'eons' that actually is).......sigh...
My point is this, there is definitely a 'fashion' within this hobby of ours, and as with every fashion, there are gullible followers that will literally lose sleep over not having the latest and greatest 'thing'....if for no other reason...than to take pictures of it looking windswept and interesting in front of a backdrop usually reserved for postcards (my god you really are old)....and yes......I am one of those people....at least that is how people have described me in the past..
Or.....that.
So...what's the 'buzz'??.....well....this time...nothing new, and I mean that in a good way, no one's trying to reinvent the wheel here, it's still round..and it still turns, but what they have done...is take arguably two of the best 'wheels' from yesteryear, iron out the kinks....fit some new ...spokes.....and....tyres?..and stuff..and make one..really good wheel...??..I've no idea where I'm going with this.....but whatever they did do with this 'wheel'...one thing I can tell you...is that this wheel has been driving the latest journey by the infamous 'Hype Train'.....all the way to Vapeville...."all abooooooard"
(that's not a train) .....I can see that ....(it doesn't have wheels).......I can see that too.......(it's on water)......fuck off.
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Welcome back my dedicated followers of fog fashion, back again with more of the same, and I really do mean more of the same....bear with...... Last year you would have had to have been either dead..or at the very least incredibly stoned...to not notice the buzz surrounding not one..but two RDA's creating quite the chatter amongst the peoples, and these were of course Hellvape's Dead Rabbit RDA by Vape reviewer Heathen, and Digiflavor's Drop RDA by 'The Vapor Chronicles' reviewer Brian Herb....both remarkable RDA's in their own right...and both so very almost perfect.....and it's this 'almost'....that has spawned the latest project from these two 'Cloud Corporals' of the Grand Vaping Army, so....what did they do?....and should we board the Hype train/boat/spaceship to find out?....should we indeed....believe the Hype? or is Flavor Flav correct this time around? ...We shall see, but I will warn you right now, as is usually the case with products riding the Hype Train...this is a long review...so if reading offends you, you may well want go forth and fornicate elsewhere
Courtesy of my good self on this occasion, as I actually went out and purchased this one, well..it's the very least I could do, Brian Herb has shown me unprecedented support over the last year or so and as a writer we tend not to get that so much, so I can't tell you how much I appreciate that support...however...the fact that I bought this, and the fact that I am on good terms with Brian...will not colour my opinion in any way, shape, or indeed... form....which is really easy for me to say now...seeing as I have been using this thing for a few days and thankfully...my thoughts on it have avoided any uncomfortable confrontations during our conversing....
But we'll come to just how good I think this thing is shortly...no spoilers...for now, let me introduce you to the collaboration project between Heathen and TVC, the highly anticipated.... Hellvape Drop Dead RDA...
I know right...utterly dis-gus-ting to look at......so very fugly.....I mean who would be seen (drop) dead with such a thing sat on their mod offending all the eyes that dare lay their gaze upon such a monstrosity.....well...me....and probably everyone else...let's be honest...if ever there was ever such a thing as 'Vape Jewellery'...
So...let's get into it, we have a little extra twist in this weeks review in the form a brief Q&A session that I reluctantly agreed to (seriously...the man just wouldn't take no for an answer...he was camping outside my house for weeks which was quite frankly..a little disturbing), with one half of this little collab project....none other than Mr TVC himself, Brian Herb....he stopped fangirling me long enough to get out some important info which will be very exciting news for most of you...but all in good time..
The Lowdown
The Hellvape Drop Dead RDA is a 24mm squonk and hybrid compatible RDA......yes...another 24mm RDA.....'when will it stop?' you are probably thinking.....never...evidently.....but bear with me, because the beauty in the Drop Dead is not in it's innovation...but in it's lineage.
As far as my knowledge goes...which admittedly is questionable at the best of times... this is something that hasn't been done before, or at least...not with this amount of hype surrounding it, and the reason for this hype?.....well what else would happen if you took two of last years most popular RDA's...put them back into the hands of their creators, and sent them away with one clear and precise list of instructions born from the feedback of both RDA's demographic.....'put the best bits together, and scrap anything that people didn't like' ......
Fast forward several pain staking months later....and out of the shadows....emerged the Drop Dead RDA...
"Looks just like a Dead Rabbit?" ......is usually the first impression that people got, and they were right, of course it does, why wouldn't it?...the Dead Rabbit's aesthetics were simply perfect, so if you were going to meld it with another RDA.....that is certainly one area you would not change, but the differences are there, albeit subtle...if you know where to look.
Starting at the top, the Dead Rabbit was famed for its colourful 'matchy matchy' resin drip tips, and the Drop dead treats us to a similar spectacle, only now they've had a facelift with super smooth and rounded 'marble' effect resin, each colour perfectly complimenting the body of the RDA, and each with a colour matched, branded, metal collar, giving the appearance of a super stumpy drip tip.... yet making the tip long enough to be comfortable..