Vapefly Kriemhild 200w TC Mod
Well....here's the thing, anyone who's reading this right now will more than likely know who I am...maybe...and if you do know who I am , and what I 'normally' do, then....you'll fully understand what I am up against here...
Or....not (shrugs)
Regardless, it's fairly safe to say that on occasion, whilst writing my meandering scribblings on any given product, I could have...from time to time, been slightly offensive....maybe even a touch chauvinistic?.....Or on the oddest of occasions, possibly even touched on casual racism/bigotry. Does that mean I'm racist or a bigot?...Of course not!...I love the French!...(that's a lie). But I'm definitely not chauvinistic - I love birds with big boobs! .....Actually ...that's probably chauvinistic, I shouldn't say that...I love women with big boobs....now I can't stop thinking about boobs...wait...
That oughta do it..
The point I'm trying to make whilst being an offensive, chauvinistic, racist, bigot is this; I have a job to do today, and this job involves me reviewing a device from a group of people who reside in a country that...well...there's so much damn comedic stigma attached to it because of where I come from, that any other man would be shitting in his Lederhosen in case he offended someone, and let's be honest here, I have a tendency to say things I shouldn't..
So just for clarity, I'm a loud mouthed knob head who finds comedy in pretty much any situation, I'm not sexist (debatable), I'm not purposefully offensive (absolute bollocks) and I'm obviously not racist or a bigot..(obviously?) ...but...I am reviewing a product designed by a group of Germans and I'm English. If you don't understand the possible comedic connotations that could possibly entail, then you're either 6 years old or stupid...or both...(shrugs)
So.....let's do away with the fluffy footsteps and tentative gloves, because I'm pretty fucking certain that some super powered up snowflake out there is more than likely about to be triggered more times than a Zielfeuergerät 38 (No, I didn't know what it was!...I googled it! tut)
So....now that's out of the way,,,
Sollen wir....
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Welcome back my flauschige little Dampf Affen, back again with more of the same and thankfully this time around I am slammed firmly, and ever so harshly, in the middle of my lovely and oh so homely little comfort zone. Which is ironic...when you consider how uncomfortable some may find the direction I will undoubtedly take if I go off on one of my little 'tangents' ....I apologise for nothing.
So what is it?....Why is it?....Who made it?....And why is it named after a beautiful heroine in the Germanic saga the 'Nibelungenlied'? (I knew you were wondering that). Well...the answers to some of those questions have a below average chance of being answered in the following paragraphs of this literal nonsense, along with a whole host of pretty pictures and other questions....and stuff. Maybe.....just maybe...some of it may even make some sense...SO....The 'who' is Vapefly & German 103, The 'what' is the Kriemhild 200w TC Box mod, and the 'why'....is because my good friends over at Sourcemore asked me to....(shrugs)
In my opinion, about as German looking as anything that's ever invaded the vape market, I use the word 'invaded' provocatively...
So...back to the 'who' in this minimalist masterclass (almost typed master-race then, this thing could have gone to hell in a hand cart before it's barely even started...ffs...concentrate Pugs) ....Vapefly & German 103, although...they're kind of the same thing, as German 103 was actually founded by Vapefly & Dampf Wolke back in 2018 (translation...'Steam Cloud').
Mr Cloud happens to be one of, if not the biggest vape 'Tuber to come out of Germany, boasting a sub number of over 40k, which is no small number in terms of video vape reviewers. So the guy has a wealth of experience and a following to match, and from what I understand, his mind is where most of the designing of this collaboration’s creations comes from, along with a whole host of other German vaping virtuosos. 101 of them to be exact, hence the name German 103, and over the course of the last 2 years we have seen a good selection of pretty impressive pieces come from this camp. Like the Core RTA, The Brundhilde series of RTA's, the...erm.....other ones - it's hard to find a bad review for any of them, and you know why?.....
German engineering.
No..it's not a myth, it's a real thing, you only have to drive an Audi, a BMW or a Mercedes to understand why people make such a huge fuss about it, so bringing German engineering into the vape market....was probably the 'no brainer' driving force for Vapefly. I mean they don't make things that could...say...win wars...(ahem)...but everything else....pretty fucking good. Can I say that?....Probably not, but hey, they can use beer to measure things scientifically....if that's not impressive enough for you...then I don't know what the fuck is.
The Lowdown
The Vapefly Kriemhild mod is a 200w powerhouse of a device, the likes of which, almost seem to have been wiped from the mass produced vape market, much to my dismay I might add. For a start, It's dual battery, something that was almost run of the mill a year ago...not so much these days though....BUT ...it does run off all three of the popular battery sizes...
And on top of that, it supports 3A charging through it's type C port......3A!....that's more than 2!....(I worked that out all by myself). Not that I condone such actions of course, but you know what, knowing that this is German designed does instill a certain amount of confidence that wouldn't normally be there.
It's this battery business that also had me slightly more excited than usual, yes...I'm easily pleased, and also slightly disappointed, why disappointed?...Well, dual 21700 mods aren't as common as many vapers wish they were, we've been screaming for them for years...but...for reasons that I am as yet to establish, all but 2 single (different) of my 21700 batteries appear to be at work....and I haven't been there for 4 months....so, although I've had this thing for 3 weeks now, I'm yet to benefit from this elusive battery marvel...SO...18650's it is....but...check out how you stick ‘em in there....
Flick the little button on the bottom...
And the spring loaded 'magazine' just slides right out...
Then just pop you batts in, and slide it shut....HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT?!!...
I get excited about things like this because I'm male....there is literally no other reason.
It's really well executed too.....well....almost, we'll come to that at the end, but the runner and release mechanics are really nice, big fan of this, and the inside of the battery bay is extremely tidy, from the spring loaded pins right down to the 'Vapefly' plaque at the top...nice touch..
You can tell I liked this a bit too much. In four years as a reviewer I don't think I've ever started with the fucking battery bay, and if you ask me whether or not I slid this battery sled in and then pretended to 'cock it' then fire it like a machine gun....I would say no.....also...a lie.