"There's a delivery man outside that seems to be struggling dear"........
You know it's a good day when your vape mail can't be handled by just one man, 'That's weird' ...I thought....'I'm only expecting one mod today'
"YOU OK MAN?" ...I shouted confusingly out of the front door...
"grumble fucking stupid grumble too old for this fucking grumble heavy shit grumble I need a different fucking job grumble grumble"
I rushed out to save the poor man from his imminent hernia....not really...I was just too excited to see what the fuck was causing the poor bastard so much grief.....'Vaptio' ..... "Vaptio??.....OMG how many did they send me???"
"Can you maybe stop reading the fucking label and help me with this fucking ridiculously massive and dare I say...impossibly heavy parcel....you (insert vaginal expletive here)"
Bit rude.....but help I did....
Before he left I did of course give the poor fellow a tip for his troubles..
"Never use more than 2% sweetener in any of your mixes...you'll mute the flavour"
I think he was grateful...was hard to tell what with all the sweat....I slowly closed the door anyway....
And besides I didn't really have time to stand and engage in friendly chatter.. as I had a box in the living room that was slowly sinking through the floor.....
'Wtf is this thing..??'
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And a gargantuan greeting to you all my lovely lung candy cretins, Back again with some more dubiously useful information for your peepers and this time we return to new comers Vaptio and more specifically....their entry into the 'Big Hitters' league of overly powerful devices....and when I say 'big'.....I do mean extrafuckinglarge.
This device was sent to me by Vaptio for the purposes of this review and their generous offer of several thousand pounds, a small Island off Cuba and a date with Margot Robbie was not enough to sway my opinions to their advantage....
I know sweetface I know...but please...for the purposes of the review at least try and hide your rejected disappointment...
So...onwards... let's take a gander at the offending article in question....you may need to stand back to get a full view....
The Vaptio N1 Pro 240w Mod.
The Lowdown
The N1 Pro is a triple or double 18650 powered 240/200w device that can literally create it's own gravity, I mean this thing is properly huge....It has all the usual settings you find in most up to date regulated devices for all your run of the mill wires, It has an apparently accurate TC mode ...I say apparent...I mean what would I know right?.... My fellow Steam Team member Mjag is somewhat of an expert in such areas and what with all his technical know-how, experience and witchcraft fuckery he does indeed claim that 'It is the shit' .....so there's that... who am I to argue with a such an in depth conclusion....It also has a custom curve mode which works flawlessly and a Bypass mode which is something I am seeing on more and more mods these days....I mean who really needs the complications of 'settings' anyhow..(not you that's for sure.. dumb ass) It is also big on safety with lots and lots of safe...stuff....and things...like Over Vaping protection, Low Voltage protection, Short Circuit protection, Low Voltage Protection & Over Heating protection...which is more protection than I have ever used in my life (That's why you have so many children)
It has a full colour display ....albeit way too small for the mod but even so...It has all the information you need including a battery gauge for each battery...which is nice...
It has a heavy duty cast alloy body and comes with an extra alloy back plate to convert it from a triple battery to a double battery...not a new idea..but very well executed all the same...
Similar to the RX 2/3 minus the contact issues (ooh bitchy) and if we flip it over to look at it's lardy ass we can see that it even borrows the same square push button for release..
So that's the gist....Vaptio in the past have been hit or miss for me personally, I wasn't a fan of their version of an RDTA although it did have it's admirers...Their Mods however...I have found to be incredibly well made devices with only very few niggly issues....And the N1 Pro does indeed...follow suit.
The Build
This for me...is the most pronounced feature of the N1....I have a few different mods that are well built solid devices but holy mother of crap this thing is practically armoured in comparison...and fat......very.... very fat....
I like big mods...I cannot lie....but the sheer size of the N1 could very well be it's Achilles heel for a lot of vapers, You ain't gonna wanna carry this thing around in your pocket unless you want to raise a few eyebrows or watch frantic mothers drag their children away in the opposite direction....The N1 Pro is a desk top mod...plain and simple.
To show just how rotund this beast is, I photographed it next to another popular triple powered device, The Triade, A mod not particularly well known for it's slender physique...
Sugar coating it slightly me thinks...
Of course you could......if you wanted to...shed a few pounds by going dual battery with the aforementioned back plate...
Which does 2 things, It gives it the appearance of a fat man breathing in...and also makes it look a lot less like a kettle.
I didn't go down the dual path as I believe triple powered devices offer a huge advantage over dual when it comes to battery life and 'umph' ....especially with a desk top mod such as this...and also because....like most people...I like....Kettles ....(??....literally never heard a single person claim to like kettles)
The fatness of the N1 is all too apparent when you first get the thing in your hand, It's like holding a grenade ....because...I've...done that..?? ....It's not uncomfortably huge by any stretch of the imagination in fact it's quite the opposite as long as you are not 5....because that would be wrong for so many reasons....or a Pygmy....But believe me..the N1 is reassuringly girthy...
And heavy too!.....Now I don't know the exact specifics of the materials used to build the N1 but if the back plate is anything to go by the alloy body is super thick which only adds to the immense bulk of the N1, It is by far the heaviest mod that I have in my possession....as I am sure my neighbours can testify to.... every time I put this thing down on my desk...
This however doesn't bother me at all, In fact I much prefer it, but like I said earlier it could well be an issue for some vapers who prefer a more streamlined approach to vaping....or just maybe.... need a little 'conditioning'...
You know it's a good day when your vape mail can't be handled by just one man, 'That's weird' ...I thought....'I'm only expecting one mod today'
"YOU OK MAN?" ...I shouted confusingly out of the front door...
"grumble fucking stupid grumble too old for this fucking grumble heavy shit grumble I need a different fucking job grumble grumble"
I rushed out to save the poor man from his imminent hernia....not really...I was just too excited to see what the fuck was causing the poor bastard so much grief.....'Vaptio' ..... "Vaptio??.....OMG how many did they send me???"
"Can you maybe stop reading the fucking label and help me with this fucking ridiculously massive and dare I say...impossibly heavy parcel....you (insert vaginal expletive here)"
Bit rude.....but help I did....
Before he left I did of course give the poor fellow a tip for his troubles..
"Never use more than 2% sweetener in any of your mixes...you'll mute the flavour"
I think he was grateful...was hard to tell what with all the sweat....I slowly closed the door anyway....
And besides I didn't really have time to stand and engage in friendly chatter.. as I had a box in the living room that was slowly sinking through the floor.....
'Wtf is this thing..??'
.........................................................................................................................
And a gargantuan greeting to you all my lovely lung candy cretins, Back again with some more dubiously useful information for your peepers and this time we return to new comers Vaptio and more specifically....their entry into the 'Big Hitters' league of overly powerful devices....and when I say 'big'.....I do mean extrafuckinglarge.
This device was sent to me by Vaptio for the purposes of this review and their generous offer of several thousand pounds, a small Island off Cuba and a date with Margot Robbie was not enough to sway my opinions to their advantage....
I know sweetface I know...but please...for the purposes of the review at least try and hide your rejected disappointment...
So...onwards... let's take a gander at the offending article in question....you may need to stand back to get a full view....
The Vaptio N1 Pro 240w Mod.
The Lowdown
The N1 Pro is a triple or double 18650 powered 240/200w device that can literally create it's own gravity, I mean this thing is properly huge....It has all the usual settings you find in most up to date regulated devices for all your run of the mill wires, It has an apparently accurate TC mode ...I say apparent...I mean what would I know right?.... My fellow Steam Team member Mjag is somewhat of an expert in such areas and what with all his technical know-how, experience and witchcraft fuckery he does indeed claim that 'It is the shit' .....so there's that... who am I to argue with a such an in depth conclusion....It also has a custom curve mode which works flawlessly and a Bypass mode which is something I am seeing on more and more mods these days....I mean who really needs the complications of 'settings' anyhow..(not you that's for sure.. dumb ass) It is also big on safety with lots and lots of safe...stuff....and things...like Over Vaping protection, Low Voltage protection, Short Circuit protection, Low Voltage Protection & Over Heating protection...which is more protection than I have ever used in my life (That's why you have so many children)
It has a full colour display ....albeit way too small for the mod but even so...It has all the information you need including a battery gauge for each battery...which is nice...
It has a heavy duty cast alloy body and comes with an extra alloy back plate to convert it from a triple battery to a double battery...not a new idea..but very well executed all the same...
Similar to the RX 2/3 minus the contact issues (ooh bitchy) and if we flip it over to look at it's lardy ass we can see that it even borrows the same square push button for release..
So that's the gist....Vaptio in the past have been hit or miss for me personally, I wasn't a fan of their version of an RDTA although it did have it's admirers...Their Mods however...I have found to be incredibly well made devices with only very few niggly issues....And the N1 Pro does indeed...follow suit.
The Build
This for me...is the most pronounced feature of the N1....I have a few different mods that are well built solid devices but holy mother of crap this thing is practically armoured in comparison...and fat......very.... very fat....
I like big mods...I cannot lie....but the sheer size of the N1 could very well be it's Achilles heel for a lot of vapers, You ain't gonna wanna carry this thing around in your pocket unless you want to raise a few eyebrows or watch frantic mothers drag their children away in the opposite direction....The N1 Pro is a desk top mod...plain and simple.
To show just how rotund this beast is, I photographed it next to another popular triple powered device, The Triade, A mod not particularly well known for it's slender physique...
Sugar coating it slightly me thinks...
Of course you could......if you wanted to...shed a few pounds by going dual battery with the aforementioned back plate...
Which does 2 things, It gives it the appearance of a fat man breathing in...and also makes it look a lot less like a kettle.
I didn't go down the dual path as I believe triple powered devices offer a huge advantage over dual when it comes to battery life and 'umph' ....especially with a desk top mod such as this...and also because....like most people...I like....Kettles ....(??....literally never heard a single person claim to like kettles)
The fatness of the N1 is all too apparent when you first get the thing in your hand, It's like holding a grenade ....because...I've...done that..?? ....It's not uncomfortably huge by any stretch of the imagination in fact it's quite the opposite as long as you are not 5....because that would be wrong for so many reasons....or a Pygmy....But believe me..the N1 is reassuringly girthy...
And heavy too!.....Now I don't know the exact specifics of the materials used to build the N1 but if the back plate is anything to go by the alloy body is super thick which only adds to the immense bulk of the N1, It is by far the heaviest mod that I have in my possession....as I am sure my neighbours can testify to.... every time I put this thing down on my desk...
This however doesn't bother me at all, In fact I much prefer it, but like I said earlier it could well be an issue for some vapers who prefer a more streamlined approach to vaping....or just maybe.... need a little 'conditioning'...
