Really Bad Diarrhea Today

[WharfRat1976]

I cannot describe it but my question is should I wipe my ass with 16 squares of toilet paper or 17?

At this point I just have no idea.

Thank you for any and all advice and most importantly your compassion and support.

 

[Iamme]

Take two pieces fold them in half at the dotted line so you have 1 piece of 4 ply. Fold that into forths. Rip a hole out of the corner that would be the center of the piece if it was opened up. Unfold, you will have a square with a hole in the center. Insert middle finger of wiping hand into the hole. Stick your finger in your ass wiping front to back use the surrounding square to clean your finger. Repeat until desired results of cleanliness is achieved.

 

[MrScaryZ]

I guess this was suppose to be funny I am trying to grasp a funny bone to say something I would suggest goi to Sallys beauty and get some Cellucotton you will need it because first got grab some sand paper you probably have worms of some type so sand and then use the Cellucotton...

You will be fine in a few days

 

[vaperature]

Yippee another ECF moderator joins our forum!!

 

[CaFF]

Here ya go...

 

[CaFF]

If that does not work...I guess there is the nuclear option....

 

[vaperature]

 

[Tcar]

Boil your toilet paper to get rid of any chemicals. I only use 100% organic unflavored Tibetan yak hair paper because I am concerned about chemicals. Also, if TP has custard notes it will give you colon cancer. I read it on the internet.

 

[CaFF]

1978...they squeezed it.

 

[TiGs]

Reminds me of a joke. I apologize to Native Americans that I will offend.

An Indian walks into the store looking for toilet paper and he ask the clerk the cost of brand xyz. To expensive he replied and he asked about brand abc which is still too expensive. The clerk suggest the cheapest brand they have, The John Wayne Toilet Paper.

Next day he goes back to return the John Wayne paper and the clerk asks him why. And he says " It's ruff, tuff, and takes no shit from Indians!"