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Oh, it so was
Did anyone (but me) watch Sunday night football???
Saquon Barkley rushed for 255 yards, including two 70 yard touchdown runs…he was unbelievable. Our friend Stephanie, Penn State fanatic, got me hooked on him when he was a senior at Penn State, with a lot of televised games. I’m happy that he is on a good team! WOW
THAT is what she said!
Saquon Barkley rushed for 255 yards, including two 70 yard touchdown runs…he was unbelievable. Our friend Stephanie, Penn State fanatic, got me hooked on him when he was a senior at Penn State, with a lot of televised games. I’m happy that he is on a good team! WOW
THAT is what she said!
Derp.
MIA
Here I am
Carry on
MIA
Here I am
Carry on
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Whatever the bear calls them, it's bigger and meaner than me...
HAPPY THANKSGIVING KNUCKLES!!!
Hope everyone has or is having a good day.
25 pound bird stuffed and in the oven. Only 7 people for dinner so I think there will be plenty. Plus the over abundance of side dishes.
This is very important.
The BLINDSQUIRRELS, with their #5 quarterback, play the hucking fuskers tomorrow…..and you all know how we feel about those bastards.
Y’all need to thong up and do karma things to help the Hawkeyes.
Hope everyone has or is having a good day.
25 pound bird stuffed and in the oven. Only 7 people for dinner so I think there will be plenty. Plus the over abundance of side dishes.
This is very important.
The BLINDSQUIRRELS, with their #5 quarterback, play the hucking fuskers tomorrow…..and you all know how we feel about those bastards.
Y’all need to thong up and do karma things to help the Hawkeyes.
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Just for you Hawkie.
I need one of those with the Hawkeyes logo on it.
6:30pm my time…
That’s like….next Tuesday in your hemisphere.
Thong up and dredge up all your Huddy/Freddie/dodgers/Wisconsin/broccoli hatred and focus it towards the fucking huskers.
what if i'm too sad, too forlorn and mournful from brandon crawford retiring?
I don't have a front lawn
I DO have visitors parking
And in that space, a caravan parked for a few weeks
I sent this photo to the property manager, saying "Get off my lawn"
Yes, I wrote to the property manager
Yes, they got off my "Lawn" (Visitor parking)
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You are now officially an old fart.
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Hawkie's blind squirrels found some nuts!
Then join me, same, same, same
Giants are having a Brandon Crawford day in April, and all the fam is all in. You’ll know where to find me on April 26rh!
That was the BLINDSQUIRRELS finding a Forrest full of nuts.
To put it in perspective…
FIRST DOWNS:
Nebraska=20
Iowa=5
TOTAL YARDS:
Nebraska=334
Iowa=164
RUSH YARDS:
Nebraska=144
Iowa=49
THIRD DOWN CONVERSIONS:
Nebraska=8/17
Iowa=0/10
TIME OF POSSESSION:
Nebraska=39:01
Iowa=20:59
Final score:
nebraska=10
BLINDSQUIRRELS=13
Lol……..
OMG that makes my brain hurt!
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And the Hucking Fuskers are going WTF? There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth in Lincoln... And that's a good thing!
Amen.
Liquor stores are packed this morning in Omaha…..more packed than normal….lol
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Spicy Pepperoni Wrap!
Haha yep!
Poooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrr grannybearsPlease feel sorry for me…49ers just suck, McCaffery injured again, the rest forgot how to play football.
moving on to my Kings, they forgot how to play basketball
I pity you, I really do
Please feel sorry for me…49ers just suck, McCaffery injured again, the rest forgot how to play football.
moving on to my Kings, they forgot how to play basketball
Think of how you would feel if you were a BLINDSQUIRRELS fan…..which is better than a hucking fusker fan but barely.
BLINDSQUIRRELS round ball is doing okay. They’re 7-1 but haven’t really played anyone good.
It’s cold.
I hate work…I need to retire.
Herk needs a haircut and a bath. Damn stinky hippy.
I love my wok and my stainless steel pan. I need more stainless steel.
…………..
That’s all I got
rawr
do you need pity? i don't wanna suffer compassion fatigue, so i'm pacing myself with it
Naw….I’m good. Save it for the needy. Earthquake in grannybears neighborhood today so she may need some compassion.
( I penned this yesterday but failed to hit post reply…..)
I need entertained.
Amazing, mundane, titalating, low brow…….don’t care. Just entertain me.
Remember to hit the post reply button when done.
Amazing, mundane, titalating, low brow…….don’t care. Just entertain me.
Remember to hit the post reply button when done.
Is failing something which you do frequently, hawkie?
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Unfortunately, yes.
But I find if I blame others for my failures I sleep better at night.
Huddy takes his fair share of the blame.
That was entertaining but now I think I’ve got Norwegian blue flu.
And that’s not a pun……..or a palindrome.
And of course I blame Huddy.
We all do.
Hoochie mama’s…..
Need I say more?
Need I say more?
I’m out of honey.
Woe is me.
Time to infuse.
Going to do a hot, vanilla and a cinnamon.
If your in the neighborhood….in about a month….stop in for tea with honey.
Keep off the lawn. Scoop my driveway.
Woe is me.
Time to infuse.
Going to do a hot, vanilla and a cinnamon.
If your in the neighborhood….in about a month….stop in for tea with honey.
Keep off the lawn. Scoop my driveway.
Excellent. I can imagine you with your glucose all erratic, hopped up on honey
Nobody would get within 5 miles of your lawn