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Returning to Animal Crossing

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It’s been countless months since I played Animal Crossing New Leaf. I say countless because I lost track, not because I can’t count. I can totally count. Whoever says I can’t count is a liar. Who told you that anyway? Was it Jason?

As has been documented, Animal Crossing exists in a strange world of magic, coercion and nascent violence. This is a place in which you’re a puppet mayor, axolotls open nightclubs (in between chewing off their own limbs, apparently) and trees will grow and fruit in two days. It’s weird and unpredictable - to a point.

He haunts me every night in my dreams.

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