The Vape Crusader
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*plays "Careless Whisperer" by George Michael for some background mood music*
Oh how she pushes my buttons. Hey, me and my 3Li have had some great times over the past year, and I'll always love her. But this new little lady in the red dress? Ho baby, she just takes my breath away.
Gorgeous curves, that metallic paint job, her two little buttons, small but perky. And those pale blue.... readout numbers... I could stare at them all day long. Best of all - easy access to the back door. Can slip my 18650 right in, and right out whenever I please.
Still, we all know its what's inside that counts. And oh yes, I have experienced the pleasure of her insides - that 150H is smooth as silk. I can warm her up old school, or sometimes she prefers something a little more (temp) controlled... for long, steady bursts of pleasure. Heck, sometimes I get her drippin' once in a while.
Of course, you gotta have the right male if you wanna tickle her 510 the right way. So I do it right with my TVF4 Micro... hey it's not about the size of the prize, it's about the motion of the ocean. And I always put my rubber on when it's time to make the magic happen. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
All that said, I can't say she's perfect. just has to have her own special charging cable... can't be like the other girls I guess. But that's alright... whenever we're together, it's always electric.
Who else loves their new baby as much as I do?
*Soft focus fade out*
Oh how she pushes my buttons. Hey, me and my 3Li have had some great times over the past year, and I'll always love her. But this new little lady in the red dress? Ho baby, she just takes my breath away.
Gorgeous curves, that metallic paint job, her two little buttons, small but perky. And those pale blue.... readout numbers... I could stare at them all day long. Best of all - easy access to the back door. Can slip my 18650 right in, and right out whenever I please.
Still, we all know its what's inside that counts. And oh yes, I have experienced the pleasure of her insides - that 150H is smooth as silk. I can warm her up old school, or sometimes she prefers something a little more (temp) controlled... for long, steady bursts of pleasure. Heck, sometimes I get her drippin' once in a while.
Of course, you gotta have the right male if you wanna tickle her 510 the right way. So I do it right with my TVF4 Micro... hey it's not about the size of the prize, it's about the motion of the ocean. And I always put my rubber on when it's time to make the magic happen. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
All that said, I can't say she's perfect. just has to have her own special charging cable... can't be like the other girls I guess. But that's alright... whenever we're together, it's always electric.
Who else loves their new baby as much as I do?
*Soft focus fade out*