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Waluigi is in Smash, as an assist trophy, and everyone is real upset about it. And why shouldn't they be? Waluigi is easily Nintendo's most beloved 8th-tier creepy weirdo character. His internet presence has done nothing but grow, thanks to games like Mario Kart 8 and Mario Tennis Aces. We love Waluigi, even though he is most likely incapable of love and can never reciprocate.

As beautiful as it is to imagine a timeline in which Waluigi is added to the Smash roster, for now it's just not happening and we all need to move along. Or do we? Amazon, the infinite abyss of amazing consumer finds, has all kinds of great stuff to help fill the void Smash has left inside all of us. If Nintendo won't put Waluigi in Smash, we have to do the next best thing: bring Waluigi to ourselves.

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