I collect CD's and Music memorabilia from certain artists.
Since I'm a collector I want the CD's to stay sealed.
I can get the actual music for my media drive for free.
I buy some of the more rare and/or out of print stuff on eBay.
I place an order there like I have done about a hundred times in the past.
The tracking number says it's in the truck and I'm getting excited.
So the the mail lady rolls up but she does almost like a drive by where she barely came to a stop, slid the mail in then took off.
So I stroll over to the mailbox, grab the mail out, and it sounds like sand is falling onto the street.
I open the mail where she had the package stashed in between and it looked like someone took a sledgehammer to it.
Remember Hillary Clinton and smashing the blackberry's?
Her blackberry's post-smash probably looked better then this package that showed up.
Theres a sticker on the package that says something like:
The USPS admits to destroying you're package, we are sorry but you're beat.
I was lucky that the CD/DVD in there were both intact so I could at least put them in a new case and sell them back on eBay for less then half of what I paid
Then I had to not only buy another one at full price but pay extra to have it shipped in a flat rate box.
I also bought a very large lot of 75 CD's once some for me and some to sell on eBay to make my money back.
I really like collecting this stuff but I love collecting this stuff FOR FREE even if I have to work a little for it
So this HUGE box with 75 CD's is coming and i'm in the garage that's hooked to the house.
I hear someone pull in the driveway along with the loudest crashing noise ever!
It thought she ran in to my garage door because I heard her pull in to the driveway.
That's how loud it was.
I was right there so I threw the door open and went out real quick.
This lazy ass actually threw the box into my fucking garage door!!!
I was like WTF? Why you throwing my shit like that?
She wants to argue with me but has nothing.
All she can mutter is:
I didn't "throw" it I just "tossed" it.
What kind of shit is that?
Throw
Toss
Pitch
Chuck
etc...
They all mean the same fucking thing!!!
She got so many complaints that she finally ended up gone and the new mail lady is awesome.
Also,
@hellcatrydr ate something of mine
