You can't make this stuff up

[PuffPuffPass]

As heard today.

You're sucking on a damn battery! The heavy smoker said.

Just moments before he retired. And 3 weeks after having his third stint put in.

Note, he retired from his job. Not life Although that may be coming soon.

 

[MorpheusPA]

Answer: "You're sucking on burning leaves with 7,000 chemicals in them."

All things considered, I'll keep the oral fixation on my battery, kthxbai.

 

[Huckleberried]

kthxbai

Twins, I tell ya.

 

[Infected]

Some people.

 

[MorpheusPA]

Twins, I tell ya.

I'm noticing this as we encounter each other here. It's a little scary.

 

[Huckleberried]

I'm noticing this as we encounter each other here. It's a little scary.

I have that effect on people.

 

[burley]

Yeesh. At least you didn't get the usual "robot dick" comment. Boy howdy that never gets old.

 

[pulsevape]

I just don't get it I totally understand people prefering smoking...I get that...but how can you not be intrigued, and overjoyed that there is an alternative to filling your lungs with tar.

 

[BigNasty]

I would take sucking on a venting battery than huffing burning piss from some hillbilly.

 

[snake94115]

I would take sucking on a venting battery than huffing burning piss from some hillbilly.

Wait what you mean that's a thing now?

 

[BigNasty]

Wait what you mean that's a thing now?

so one of the flavoring components in tobacco is urine, also feces.

 

[MorpheusPA]

Urea, not urine. Big difference. I handle and use pure urea in the gardens, it's fast acting, very water soluble, inexpensive, and scentless.

Humans (and other animals) produce it because it's a great, biochemically cheap way of jettisoning the extra nitrogen we get in our diets. The LD50 is incredibly high, and you can intake a huge amount of urea without any harm.

Commercially used urea--and the uses are legion--is cooked up wholesale in the factory, never saw a kidney, and is far more pure than anything you ever produce. The piddling, cheap fertilizer grade urea in my garage is 98.5% pure, with the other 1.5% mostly being biuret, two urea molecules bound together.

There's every reason to knock cigarettes, but that isn't one of them. It'd be like criticizing tobacco growers for spraying their plants with water...which is a component of urine, and therefore must be dangerous.

 

[snake94115]

so one of the flavoring components in tobacco is urine, also feces.

Oh yeah, d'oh.
Gawd talk about brain farts though.

 

[BigNasty]

Urea, not urine. Big difference. I handle and use pure urea in the gardens, it's fast acting, very water soluble, inexpensive, and scentless.

Humans (and other animals) produce it because it's a great, biochemically cheap way of jettisoning the extra nitrogen we get in our diets. The LD50 is incredibly high, and you can intake a huge amount of urea without any harm.

Commercially used urea--and the uses are legion--is cooked up wholesale in the factory, never saw a kidney, and is far more pure than anything you ever produce. The piddling, cheap fertilizer grade urea in my garage is 98.5% pure, with the other 1.5% mostly being biuret, two urea molecules bound together.

There's every reason to knock cigarettes, but that isn't one of them. It'd be like criticizing tobacco growers for spraying their plants with water...which is a component of urine, and therefore must be dangerous.

Urine, urea, sterile or not is still piss.