Youth Vaping Plummets in Wake of Surgeon General's Report

[5150sick]

https://tobaccoanalysis.blogspot.com/2016/12/youth-vaping-plummets-in-wake-of.html

ADDENDUM: This is a parody. It was written to highlight the absurdity of the Surgeon General's report and the approach it takes to tobacco control. I thought it was obvious but a number of people have been asking to see the survey results. Stay tuned, however, as there should be some actual survey results out later this week.

 

[Rossum]

Wow, he was on a ROLL in the past few days!

 

[inspects]

Dr. Siegel should be considered as the next SG, while the current SG is sent back to grade school.

 

[inspects]

It's apparent, our current surgeon general obtained his diploma from an online diploma mill. I can't think of any other reason for the lack of intelligence, or even common sense.

 

[Rossum]

It's apparent, our current surgeon general obtained his diploma from an online diploma mill.

Not exactly. He was an undergrad at Harvard, went to Med school at Yale, and co-founded "Doctors for Obama" in 2008, two years after completing his residency.

I can't think of any other reason for the lack of intelligence, or even common sense.

Examine your premises.

 

[inspects]

Not exactly. He was an undergrad at Harvard, went to Med school at Yale, and co-founded "Doctors for Obama" in 2008, two years after completing his residency.

Examine your premises.

Figures, a know-it-all who knows very little.