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CaFF

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I was married 10 years to a money monger female version of Charles Manson meats the Kardasians Once she picked up a laptop and hit me in the head gave me 25 stiches... The funnies time but it did hurt was when she grabbed freshly baked Chocolate chip cookies and jammed them into my ear so hard that I lost my hearing and partially damaged my ear drum.. So I was very carefull not to have kids with her it... but worse she put me 500,000 in debt hahaha luckily she lives 1400 miles away there are days that I think of horrible things much like what we watched in the Saw movies :)

Well TY, now all of my fucked-up relationships seem so much better now. :)
Except that I did a month in jail on her account, lost my job, lost my apt. and became homeless...and I've never hit a girl in my life....may have ya beat there.
 

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I was married 10 years to a money monger female version of Charles Manson meats the Kardasians Once she picked up a laptop and hit me in the head gave me 25 stiches... The funnies time but it did hurt was when she grabbed freshly baked Chocolate chip cookies and jammed them into my ear so hard that I lost my hearing and partially damaged my ear drum.. So I was very carefull not to have kids with her it... but worse she put me 500,000 in debt hahaha luckily she lives 1400 miles away there are days that I think of horrible things much like what we watched in the Saw movies :)
1400 miles somehow doesn't seem far enough!
 

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Well TY, now all of my fucked-up relationships seem so much better now. :)
Except that I did a month in jail on her account, lost my job, lost my apt. and became homeless...and I've never hit a girl in my life....may have ya beat there.
I knew there had to be a story behind the walking everywhere bit! I would have said woman instead of story, but out of reverence (or respect, whichever) for some of the fine ladies we have on this thread, I'll just keep my mouth shut.....my Momma taught me better and my wife reinforces it every day!
 

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This is just one reason why I abstain from most human contact and have a cat. Tiki and I have a great relationship.

I take care of her, provide her love, good food and shelter. In turn, she gives me companionship without demands, we can talk (yes, we actually talk..i grew up with cats before I knew humans. They only have like 25 words of language, but infinite tonal variance, And, she doesn't meow, she talks like a Mao) and not argue, and she curls up with me at night and I get to rub her soft furry belly.

When I'm upset, she wants to comfort me. When I'm mad, she stays away. When she needs me, even if she just woke me up by pulling on my hair at 2am, I'll be there.

Everyone wins.

Symbiosis, It's happiness without the guilt. ;)
 
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Hey CaFF, did you notice that you have about another 373 posts to kick the honcho out of his spot? I, on the other hand, am nowhere even close.
 

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Hey CaFF, did you notice that you have about another 373 posts to kick the honcho out of his spot? I, on the other hand, am nowhere even close.

Yeah, I've been on his heels the whole time. He was only 115 spots earlier than me as a member...I regged b4 the site "soft-opened"...lol

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It's a tight race, eh?

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Of course, the SysAd crew were here months b4 that....
 
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Chowder

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Yeah, I've been on his heels the whole time. He was only a few spots earlier than me as a member...I regged b4 the site "soft-opened"...lol

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It's a tight race, eh?

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Of course, the SysAd crew were here months b4 that....
I was edged around the same time, but don't have the foggiest idea on what my member number is.
 

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Mouse-over the av and look in the status bar...that number is your member number.

You're 1155
Damn, I was slow that day!
 

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I should have tripped you with my cane and jumped ahead in line! Lol
 

CaFF

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I should have tripped you with my cane and jumped ahead in line! Lol

Yeah, nope.

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Well CaFF, I might drop out on you, but tonight, I'll be on shift and in it for the long hall. You have a good one bud!
 

CaFF

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Well CaFF, I might drop out on you, but tonight, I'll be on shift and in it for the long hall. You have a good one bud!

Chow! ;-)

I'm watching a couple shows, but will Zzzz before too long. Not enough booze left. ;)
 

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No, not at all. :) Congrats on the trophy. I'm sure one of these nights I'll have too many sugary alcoholic drinks and drunk post all over the place. Not that I'm saying that's what you guys do, that's just what I'd do.
 

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I'm not drinking tonight anyway. I'll get some vodka tomorrow. So many things go with vodka, plus I can use it to clean attys. Come to think of it, I better not drink tomorrow either. The tree people are coming Wednesday early morning. Nothing like chainsaws and hangovers.
 

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I'm not drinking tonight anyway. I'll get some vodka tomorrow. So many things go with vodka, plus I can use it to clean attys. Come to think of it, I better not drink tomorrow either. The tree people are coming Wednesday early morning. Nothing like chainsaws and hangovers.


Glad to hear you're getting the trees done!



vaping one day at a time
 

Chowder

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I'm not drinking tonight anyway. I'll get some vodka tomorrow. So many things go with vodka, plus I can use it to clean attys. Come to think of it, I better not drink tomorrow either. The tree people are coming Wednesday early morning. Nothing like chainsaws and hangovers.
Glad to see you have a decorum of self control! I on the other hand, still tend to learn lessons the hard way!
 

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Hey @ClaireW , how are you doing this evening?
 

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Glad to hear you're getting the trees done!



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Me too! It turns out the water oak is going down too. Probably. My brother mentioned to #1 that if the tree was there, there was no way he could put a shed on that side of the yard. Now I want to keep the tree. lol
 

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Me too! It turns out the water oak is going down too. Probably. My brother mentioned to #1 that if the tree was there, there was no way he could put a shed on that side of the yard. Now I want to keep the tree. lol
So, what's the problem!

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Hey @ClaireW , how are you doing this evening?


Hey there Mr. Chowder!

Been Sitting on my back deck listening to nature and deflating. Taking advantage of some cooler less humid weather and no mosquitos. Won't be the case two days from now.

Ate some French toast with TOH just a little while ago. Back outside vaping.

Nature chirping is noisy!

Noticed you're a EMT worker you ride an ambulance?

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Ace

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Amazingly well packed vape mail today from my favorite puppy. happy boy! There are clouds of tasty vapor in my future.
 

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Amazingly well packed vape mail today from my favorite puppy. happy boy! There are clouds of tasty vapor in my future.
I'm afraid to tell you that I may not be a puppy.
 

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You have an interesting taste in music, @Ace
 

Ace

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Ill take that as a compliment. Ty. I just listen to what i like. Listening to stuff tonight that i have a reaction to, either music or lyrics.
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It was definitely a compliment.

Songs that make us react is the theme, eh?

Let me search youtube...
 

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