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D'OH I thought 500 posts would of got me a Silver 
I get worse 
Did it look like honey
I get worse 
There ya go thinkin again.D'OH I thought 500 posts would of got me a Silver
It's my biggest downfall I know....
Har Har No badge for you
Food time
I need Atcha's brat girl for this one.
Ah, so now I know what the official qualification is. I can go outside and lie down on the lawn (sunbathing?) and roll around a little bit, then come back in and tell Lannie I have been working. Well, I'm dirty and Emmy said that makes it work. Think she'll buy that?
Somehow I don't think that will fly with Lannie.Ah, so now I know what the official qualificatio0n is. I can go outside and lie down on the lawn (sunbathing?) and roll around a little bit, then come back in and tell Lannie I have been working. Well, I'm dirty and Emmy said that makes it work. Think she'll buy that?
Ah, so now I know what the official qualificatio0n is. I can go outside and lie down on the lawn (sunbathing?) and roll around a little bit, then come back in and tell Lannie I have been working. Well, I'm dirty and Emmy said that makes it work. Think she'll buy that?
I don't know if it works but I am taking it and running with it it's really easy to get dirty in a welding shop.
Of course not. I have to be pouring sweat and covered in cowshit, horseshit, chickenshit, or blood... then she might think I at least did something.
Mental note, Emily loves garlic, I asked her how much garlic she put in the spag bol, she said only one, I said, one clove, no she said, one bulb.....Holly vampires
I got my Silver, I got my Silver
Farm life sounds wonderful
I got my Silver, I got my Silver
Good. Now how many more posts do I need to get rid of that dang green banner?
35 more
YIpes!! If it's roasted, that'll be fine........if not.......folks will be smellin you comin far off!
yay!!!
No she grated all dem cloves and put em in. Gonna stink for week and I have work tomorrow, I'll say Im vaping this new garlic juice LOL
OK, another 3 days if I get chatty or a week if I'm working...
34 now
She can do whatever she likes this Friday, but next Friday night she is gonna be occupied.
Watcha doing next Friday
So if I just keep posting these silly one-liners, it will get there. Down to 33...
OK, got the heavy boots on now (just in case I drop the chainsaw on my foot), so I'm outta here for a few hours. Catch ya all later. (32)
Don't actually know 100% yet.Watcha doing next Friday
Nice meal out
I'm outta here, need to go and relax...
Dads got a chainsaw and I've got a remote in my hand, don't seem right somehow
What??? You are having her gumbo before I get to try it??????Just popped in for a sec to say hi! I'm making Atcha's gumbo this afternoon, and I haven't made it before, so I'm being careful.
Where is that brat picture again?
AndriaD
Yes, I DO wear a mask! I'm vaccinated, too!
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You could always tell me how great it is to have me here, oh wait, you always speak your mind, second thoughts, scrap that
Actually, I don't *always* speak my mind -- I'm sure I'd be in jail if I did!
But whatever it is that I *do* say... you can take it to the bank. I got over dishonesty about 30 yrs ago, it's just too damn much trouble, and always ends up biting you in the ass. So when I tell you how pleased I am that you found a real nice lady to be with, that's exactly what I mean! You deserve it! 
Andria
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It's good for you, anyway. It's one of the best anti-viral/anti-bacterial/anti-fungal substances avauilable, and also good insect repellant, and keeps your arteries free of plaque!!
Andria
Ah, err, I trust him more than you with a chainsaw in your hand. Hell, even a remote makes me nervous.
Actually, I don't *always* speak my mind -- I'm sure I'd be in jail if I did!
Andria
It also ruins all your juice, all Ive been vaping tonight is bloody garlic and custard, horribleIt's good for you, anyway. It's one of the best anti-viral/anti-bacterial/anti-fungal substances avauilable, and also good insect repellant, and keeps your arteries free of plaque!!
Andria
Hey I sneezed once and the remote flew out my hand and hit my child in the face... Oops, sorry kid !Ah, err, I trust him more than you with a chainsaw in your hand. Hell, even a remote makes me nervous.
Well, it is not like Mees Leenda made da Gumbo for Lannie. Lannie done be makin' dat herself, an' if'n y'all was to ax real nice, I betcha Leenda wood give ya da recipe too, den ya could make yer own.
I discovered as a child that being dishonest was hard to do because no one has a good enough memory to keep all their lies in line and sooner or later, they trip themselves up lying about the lies, so honesty is the best policy. Of course, while in the USAF with top secret clearance, I often said, "I can't talk about it," which wasn't a lie, but still felt like one. My first wife hated that I knew where all those U2s were going and would not talk about it. I also met the first SpaceLab crew and she was miffed I didn't get their autographs. Sigh... "Officially," they never even stopped at my base.
Init, I ere ya, if yous put de effort in to mek dat gumbo then ya car be chattin and stressin abowt who gonna yam dat down first. Catch ya on the fly pops.....Big up de gumbo chief, max respect and shit, ya get me.
Nice Shelby
Nice Shelby
Just a little ole GT, with a few custom touches I added. And thank you all the same been working on it for quite awhile.
Putt Putt? Kick ass R O A R ... beep beep zip dang!this is my little put-put.
Shushit.......I really don't want details on what they're doin next Friday!
nite nite Rixy and Emmy
lmao! No Joke.
eewww I'll bet...........I was eating salsa with a lotta cilantro a few years back........picked up pv that had buttery nipple juice in it......
roflmao........was anyone foolish enough to ever give you any kinda insurance?? You'll single-handedly bankrupt the UK
lol this sounds like a cross between cajun.....jamaican, and idjit! hehehe
lmao in yur dreams or for reals?
AWESOME wheels hun!!! They look GREAT!!!!!
Looks like a GT500...Good job.Just a little ole GT, with a few custom touches I added. And thank you all the same been working on it for quite awhile.
Shushit.......I really don't want details on what they're doin next Friday!
nite nite Rixy and Emmy
lmao! No Joke.
eewww I'll bet...........I was eating salsa with a lotta cilantro a few years back........picked up pv that had buttery nipple juice in it......
roflmao........was anyone foolish enough to ever give you any kinda insurance?? You'll single-handedly bankrupt the UK
lol this sounds like a cross between cajun.....jamaican, and idjit! hehehe
lmao in yur dreams or for reals?
For real definitely, I took this plain blue GT from off the lot meh to street/strip whoa! I've been a car fanatic my whole life and this one is definitely the culmination of all I have learned over the years.
She does roar a little, but only at the tack on Friday's.
AWESOME wheels hun!!! They look GREAT!!!!!
Ty so much!!!! They need to be cleaned because the still have the "mounting juice spots" on them but I couldn't wait to snap a pic.
Thanks! Was exactly what I was going for in the end, can't see them too well but it does have the GT500 stripes on it I had painted on before I took her home.
ETA: And for 11 years old and 70k miles it was quite a feat keeping it this pristine.
I do want to say with all sincerity I don't want that to seem like bragging at all I try to be very humble about it. I am just so happy and you guys are the only ones I have to share it with, besides strangers. So no more from me about it and thanks for all the compliments.
That looks fanastic!!!! What a great accomplishment!
I get it. I don't have folks to share stuff with either most of the time.........so you just brag and gush away hun!!!
and we're no stranger than you are
Ty so much!!!! They need to be cleaned because the still have the "mounting juice spots" on them but I couldn't wait to snap a pic.
Thanks! Was exactly what I was going for in the end, can't see them too well but it does have the GT500 stripes on it I had painted on before I took her home.
ETA: And for 11 years old and 70k miles it was quite a feat keeping it this pristine.
Nice! Enjoy!
That's not bragging, you're sharing your enthusiasm.
That looks fanastic!!!! What a great accomplishment!
I get it. I don't have folks to share stuff with either most of the time.........so you just brag and gush away hun!!!
and we're no stranger than you are
Thanks guys I appreciate it more than you all know!
That would require that I was capable of making a roux, which I couldn't even spell properly without the help of google.