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Martian Mist by Moon Mountain. Awful taste. I think its a mix of melons, mango, papaya, and mint. I hated it. Worst flavor ever. Still have over half the bottle in my closet. Burns, hurts your lungs, and I got it in 3mg
 

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5 pawns gambit, bionic vapor groundbreaking. Both unvapable imo. First tastes like rum, second like funky tobacco and chocolate grossness.
 

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The crab juice stuff looks like quite the acquired taste.

Vapor-fi Strawberry Cheesecake. Smells and tastes like old sock that had been worn all day in wet boots that were then thrown into a bucket of other ppl's old wet socks. I have since decided as much as I love cheesecake I don't like to vape it.
 

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MyFreedomSmokes Soldier's Blend.. I read somewhere that a lot of people liked it so I ordered.

This stuff almost made me hurl! Maybe I got a bad bottle but it was like vaping pepper right from the shaker.

I simply could not vape it without getting nauseous. I gave it away to someone and they also said it was disgusting..
 

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That's actually one of my favorites hahaha

I'm still new but I have like 50+ juices and the only ones I've really hated to the point of, *gag - gag* "Ok now what do I do with this stuff?" are Halo - tiki juice and Nicquid - summertime tea. They've made me afraid of trying any menthol vapes now. And I don't want to throw them because they are some of the more expensive stuff I've bought. >.<
I will second the niquid got a peach lemonade that doesnt taste like either
 

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Pink and the Stink by Avail. They make some "Dare" juices... Its pretty bad.. Bluecheese Tuna...

One you can order thats really bad is Hot Dog By Hangsen. Omg I vaped it live on Mod Envy years ago.. ugh....
https://www.fasttech.com/search?Hot Dog
 

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i might get roasted for this but anything from vapor4lyfe if i ever find out who recommended i try i promise my foot will have to be surgicaly removed from thier ass
 

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Pink and the Stink by Avail. They make some "Dare" juices... Its pretty bad.. Bluecheese Tuna...

One you can order thats really bad is Hot Dog By Hangsen. Omg I vaped it live on Mod Envy years ago.. ugh....
https://www.fasttech.com/search?Hot Dog
Yeah Joe ft has some extra strange flavors. I've vaped some hangsen & pyrat I believe it was from them, not all awful, had us juice that was much much worse. Whatever that crap is Walmart sells (which is supposedly USA made) I tried a couple, both smelled and tasted like ass.
 

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It was a house juice of a new B&M I checked out. The fact that the whole store had a shooting gallery vibe (accentuated by its dimly lit atmosphere, and, I swear to God, a documentary of ****** addicts playing on the TV complete with graphic injection shots. Not really the shops fault but... What's the opposite of serendipity?). I felt like I'd get hepatitis from just touching the counter, the staff were assholes, but at least the bottles were shrink wrapped. I was desperate and the closest other place was an hours drive.

It was the WORST RY4 I've ever had, and its really hard to completely fuck up an RY4. The only way I can describe the taste is 'burny'. I've made it my life's mission to steer anyone I can the hell away from this place.
 

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I would have to say the second worst was some Canned Peaches I bought from a vendor once, it was like vaping the juice from a Maraschino cherry bottle.

That, or the most vile, putrid was the infamous Crab Juice. Yes, it tastes like fish.

Here's a hilarious review of it:


lol crab juice. Reminds me of all the fucked up flavours of Doritos in Asia
 

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It was called Pimp Juice. I shit you not. The person who made this put(you can make shit shit up): menthol, watermelon and grape into one. Doesn't sound so bad right? Here's the kicker. There was one finally flavor I was tasting and I couldn't put my finger on it. It was fried chicken, along with the menthol, grape and water melon. It tasted like you dripped used oil from a
Fast food restaurant fryer onto a race cars engine immediately after a race. But, because I'm an evil shit, I gave a bottle to each and every single one of my friends.


Stay Awesome \m/
 

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everything I tried from virgin vapers.

Their stuff can be good after it's steeped for a couple weeks, but why would anyone buy juice that needs to steep? Most of my DIY blends are shake and vape...

That being said, Best Damn Tobacco tasted like bile.


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Holycrap but you guys have had some horrific juices. I am still fairly new to vaping and the worst tasting juices I have had so far is Violet (which my wife likes) and Funky Monkey
 

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Back when I first started vaping I tried a Cognac flavored juice that just about made me blow grits ... vile stuff. It was just repackaged Chinese e-juice from a vendor who is no longer in business for obvious reasons.

I like real Cognac but I doubt I will EVER try vaping it again.
 

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Back when I first started vaping I tried a Cognac flavored juice that just about made me blow grits ... vile stuff. It was just repackaged Chinese e-juice from a vendor who is no longer in business for obvious reasons.

I like real Cognac but I doubt I will EVER try vaping it again.

I had a jack n coke flavor that was pretty bad. The 12mg might ve been what turned me off,...or maybe it was the jack since I'm more of a Jim beam kind of guy.;)

I recently tried "blueberry cotton candy" from ecigs charleston.
http://www.ecigcharleston.com/BlueBerry-Cotton-Candy-p/blueberrycottoncandy.htm
It tasted like floral perfume on the inhale and hotdogs on the exhale.
o_O<----Literally the face I made...
 

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I had a jack n coke flavor that was pretty bad. The 12mg might ve been what turned me off,...or maybe it was the jack since I'm more of a Jim beam kind of guy.;)

lol, bourbon and coke is my drink of choice and I like both Jack and Jim ... totally different flavors but both good imo. :)
 

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Back when I first started vaping I tried a Cognac flavored juice that just about made me blow grits ... vile stuff. It was just repackaged Chinese e-juice from a vendor who is no longer in business for obvious reasons.

I like real Cognac but I doubt I will EVER try vaping it again.
somewhere here I posted a whiskey and coke vape. was pretty good. its was basically FA whiskey,cola and oak wood and a few other things I think. anyways I'll dig around for it if you want to try it.
 

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Worst I ever had was a custom juice called Nocturnal, it was a blend made by my local shop for another customer. Fresh it tasted ok so i got a small bottle but after it steeped for a week it was pretty nasty. It was just fruits too like grape, strawberry, watermelon ect. I dumped it so i would not make the mistake of vaping it again.
 

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somewhere here I posted a whiskey and coke vape. was pretty good. its was basically FA whiskey,cola and oak wood and a few other things I think. anyways I'll dig around for it if you want to try it.

Absolutely, I would love to try it, that would be fantastic, Thanks Will!

Now that you mentioned it, Oakwood does seem like it would be a perfect complement to that combination but sadly, one I had not even considered myself. I guess that's probably at least one reason why I'm better off following others recipes than vaping my own concoctions! :eek:
 

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Two to add to the list...


1) Sub-Juice Slushie - I suppose what they were trying for is a fruity vape with a cool finish (menthol). What they got was the liquid equivalent of Halls cough drops. This stuff (to me) literally tasted like some form of cough medicine, only I don't even think I would want it if I was sick and couldn't taste anything.

2) Sub-Juice Pink Mint Moo Shake - What the pink hell is that supposed to be anyway? This one had a medicinal taste as well, but more along the lines of Pepto-Bismol. This stuff tastes so ugly, that if Ray Charles could see it, he would have written a song about it called, "Fuck."


With that said, the other flavors I got from the sample pack of Sub-Juice I thought were pretty good. So I guess you take the good with the bad in a batch like that.
 
Some of the absolute worst juice came from a company called "Hope-liquids" ..Boy did they need "Hope"!!! No puns intended LOL :p Every flavor was disgusting and the worst after taste ever!! ..Plus she's a scam artist..Doesn't send your package out for 4 weeks and offers killer deals every week like half off but good luck trying to get it delivered!! ..Maybe she sabotaged mine since I was complaining about not getting the package!! Bottom line... you couldn't pay me to vape that stuff!!! :eek:

The next on my most horrible list would be "Virgin Vapors" ejuice..I don't know what happened to their juice since it used to be good but now regardless how long you steep them they still had that horrible alcohol taste and some where steeped for months with caps off too!! :confused:
 

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Man of Steel by Pitbull.

Supposed ta be a blueberry moonshine or something, but comes across like bat shit steeped in sow sweat and filtered through a feed lot.
 

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My worst are tied, there was a house juice at one of my local shops (they have since taken it off the list) that was supposed to be some cherry vanilla thing, well it ended up tasting like what I imagine a urinal cake would and smelled like coconut hair product. It was also sickly sweet and waxy, it was bad. My husband and myself got to be guinea pig testers because we were hanging out on a super slow day and it was awful. After that, I got a bottle of Virgin Vapor's Blackberry Vanilla swirl that was like they forgot the VG at all...it was so strong and harsh, it was awful. It was also so watery that it leaked out of my old vivi nova--it was bad.
 

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Atmos melon at 18mg. Doesn't even taste like melon, just chemicals. I don't mind much though because I got it when a local tobacco shop was selling three random 30ml bottles forfor 10 bucks. All three were bad flavors, but melon was actually undesirable. The other two were whiskey and mint chocolate, and those didn't even have flavor. I just use those two to test my builds or as a transition between flavors since they have no taste, and I use the melon when I need more nic and can't vape much that day since its the highest mg juice I have. All my other juices are 6-12mg.

Oh, and I also hated Winston Tobacco VG from MFS because it was too sweet and made me want to puke. It was the only VG juice I've ever had though so perhaps I'm just allergic to VG.
 

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