101Vape.com Shipping UNCOVERED...

[notagoodnameleft]

I think I have figured it out...

The USPS has multiple sorting centers - but in general all mail flows through a Network Distribution Center (NDC - their largest centers - there are only about twenty one of them nationwide)...

I heard RUMOR that the one in Los Angeles is way too big for their needs, so the lease space out to local businesses...

Due to an error - they managed to lease some space out right next to the conveyor belt that heads into the optical scanner and sorts the packages...

HUH?

I THINK that 101Vape.com has their fulfillment warehouse INSIDE the USPS NDC and RIGHT next to the conveyor...

This would explain how you can order something at 10am on the east coast and get it next day...

I even heard rumor (can't confirm this one) that they pay postal workers on their hours and hours of break-time to actually package and ship...

This would make sense considering how FAST things are received from them...

Now I can't release my sources - but I'm pretty sure this is how they do it...

 

[BigNasty]

I think it has something to do with a toaster that is demon infested... a sacrificial orphan heart, a goat and some midget in leather lederhosen.

 

[mstave]

I think it has something to do with a toaster that is demon infested... a sacrificial orphan heart, a goat and some midget in leather lederhosen.

You got it almost right, the lederhosen are actually made from microfiber (easier to clean blood off)

 

[LarryPer123]

I live near them
On the roof of there building are cages full of carrier pigeons

 

[Neunerball]

You got it almost right, the lederhosen are actually made from microfiber (easier to clean blood off)

That lederhosen must be a Chinese clone. The real lederhosen are made of leather, hence the word leder (=leather) and hosen (=pants).

 

[RatRacer]

There goes my baby oiled slip-n-slide theory.....

 

[Neunerball]

There goes my baby oiled slip-n-slide theory.....

 

[mstave]

That lederhosen must be a Chinese clone. The real lederhosen are made of leather, hence the word leder (=leather) and hosen (=pants).

Are you sure? I thought it was from the Vikings - leder (=leaders) hosen (=penis skin) resulting in pants that grow in size when touched.

 

[Huckleberried]

They really are shockingly fast. Fun read, thanks.

 

[101vape]

We will neither support nor deny these accusations.

 

[Huckleberried]

We will neither support nor deny these accusations.

Since you're here... lets discuss that booty ad always blinding me!

 

[skt239]

We will neither support nor deny these accusations.

Ahhhh shit

 

[101vape]

Since you're here... lets discuss that booty ad always blinding me!

We try to keep a local theme to our ads, and since we're from San Diego, CA, we are surrounded by nice booty (and great craft beer).

Enjoy your weekend, guys! Fun read! This whole thread has our staff cracking up.

 

[Huckleberried]

We try to keep a local theme to our ads, and since we're from San Diego, CA, we are surrounded by nice booty (and great craft beer).

Enjoy your weekend, guys! Fun read! This whole thread has our staff cracking up.

What, San Diego has no good man booty? For shame!!

 

[101vape]

What, San Diego has no good man booty? For shame!!

Oh yes, we do. But our models are too hairy right now for a new ad. Once we get our guys to do a Brazilian wax, we'll get a new ad up.

 

[Huckleberried]

Oh yes, we do. But our models are too hairy right now for a new ad. Once we get our guys to do a Brazilian wax, we'll get a new ad up.

Biceps are good, too, just sayin'. 6 pack, I ain't too picky.

Thanks doll!