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[glassgrl]

I'm pretty sure all livestock, regardless of species is allowed in Walmart too. They'd think it was a drunk in a costume. Might be a nice change for the cashier.

 

[Ace]

Start in frozen food. Take that to microwaves. While dinners cooking stroll through lingerie. Circle back and grab dinner. Drag chairs from furniture area to tvs. Put in a movie and cuddle. sound about right?

But of course! That's where I go for all of my first dates.

 

[kelli]

Haha..the Internet is just weird.

Source: http://fucktonisbetter.com/

i prefer the metric fuckton. it's heavier.

 

[glassgrl]

Start in frozen food. Take that to microwaves. While dinners cooking stroll through lingerie. Circle back and grab dinner. Drag chairs from furniture area to tvs. Put in a movie and cuddle. sound about right?

You sound experienced. Wanna double date?

 

[Fishee]

Here it comes.....

( he has a horse too! )


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The horse is for "alone time"

 

[Thunderball]

The horse is for "alone time"

Ahhhhh. You found it !!!!!!!!


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[CaFF]

i prefer the metric fuckton. it's heavier.

Hmm, could be....

 

[Ace]

Really wish you hadn't

Ahhhhh. You found it !!!!!!!!


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[Fishee]

Ahhhhh. You found it !!!!!!!!


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I never lost it

 

[glassgrl]

The horse is for "alone time"

He looks....sweaty.

And does anyone else find it funny that Walmart keeps getting hyperlinked?

 

[Fishee]

He looks....sweaty.

And does anyone else find it funny that Walmart keeps getting hyperlinked?

Which one looks sweaty? The horse or the guy?

 

[Fishee]

Walmart
Walmart
Walmart

 

[Ace]

You may be right. I don't know, I guess I didn't look as closely as you did.

He looks sweaty

 

[CaFF]

Ahhhhh. You found it !!!!!!!!

This?

 

[kelli]

You sound experienced. Wanna double date?

you people are frightening me.

 

[Ace]

Best buy
amazon
Walmart
ebay

 

[Thunderball]

I'm out kids. See you all later !!

Tell Kelli I hope the swelling goes down.

Oh.... That goes for you too Fishee.


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[Ace]

Come on kelli. Frozen dinner and a movie doesn't sound like a great time? I'll even run back for ice cream for dessert.

 

[kelli]

I'm out kids. See you all later !!

Tell Kelli I hope the swelling goes down.

Oh.... That goes for you too Fishee.


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buh bye mr. speargun person.

 

[kelli]

Come on kelli. Frozen dinner and a movie doesn't sound like a great time? I'll even run back for ice cream for dessert.

not to sound like a snob or anything....but i do not ever go into a walmart. i break out in skeevies.

 

[Ace]

Lol. Skeevies on the freckles. That sounds bad.
Ok then I'll spring for a portillos sandwich.

 

[Ace]

Damn. Now i want portillos. Closet one is 5 hours i think.

 

[kelli]

Damn. Now i want portillos. Closet one is 5 hours i think.

i don't know what that is....don't think we have them round these parts.

 

[kelli]

where is that toy boy tonight?

oh ya know what? it's a four day work week! yay!

 

[Ace]

Chain started in Chicago. Italian beef sandwiches and Chicago dogs. So freaking good. thought you were round those parts

 

[kelli]

Chain started in Chicago. Italian beef sandwiches and Chicago dogs. So freaking good. thought you were round those parts

oh is that the gangster place? they are in the burbs. might be one in the loop but never been there.

 

[Ace]

Iirc i was atnone in the heights. been awhile so not sure.

 

[rjmara]

nobody wants to hear my goat story???? geez.

I'll listen,as long as there is pictures.

 

[kelli]

there was a picture. scroll back.

 

[rjmara]

A turtle has 7 different kinds of meat.

that comes out of one turtle,7 kinds of meat in one animal never made sense to me.

 

[Fishee]

not to sound like a snob or anything....but i do not ever go into a walmart. i break out in skeevies.

 

[Ace]

3.
2.
1.
go

 

[Ace]

Hmm
Slow reader

 

[kelli]

i rest my case.

 

[Fishee]

Walmart is the black hole for all things WTF? and OMFG!

 

[kelli]

Walmart is the black hole for all things WTF? and OMFG!

so i've heard. but the above photos are proof positive. ugh.

 

[kelli]

looks like this thread has run out of gas for the night, and so have i. gotta do a load of laundry and take jack for a walk. love ya all laters. ♥

 

[rjmara]

ok the fuck long goat story.

a friend of mine and i were on a trail when we came upon an old barn. there was a goat chained to a post and being an animal lover, i wanted to pet him. so i approached him, and when i got within a couple feet of him, he put his head down and started to charge toward me. i turned around really fast and tried to run, but tripped over my own feet.

as i was bent over attempting to stand up, the goats horns caught me square in the buttocks, knocking me flat. my friend was now in hysterics at my plight. i was not so amused. i managed to crawl out of the goat's range of attack, but the damage had already been inflicted. i limped my wounded bum back home, where i examined the damages.

WARNING: BARE ASS


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ok it wasn't that fuck long. seemed longer

and you told me this was the closest I'd come to you mooning me.....

 

[rjmara]

looks like this thread has run out of gas for the night, and so have i. gotta do a load of laundry and take jack for a walk. love ya all laters. ♥

g'nyte Kelli!

 

[kelli]

and you told me this was the closest I'd come to you mooning me.....
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well, sue me!

 

[MoFo]

How did I miss the "goat" incident... man I'm slacking. Nice butt btw, matches your hair...

 

[Ace]

You missed all kinds of stuff. It's what you get for being a muthaFo slacker

 

[rjmara]

i wonder if i violated any TOS by posting my butt. surely i would have heard about it by now. right?

I'm to busy fapping to write up a complaint.

 

[rjmara]

well, sue me!

you won't hear me complaining!

 

[MoFo]

you won't hear me complaining!

Unless when you complain it sounds like FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.

 

[vapin Grampa]

OK. So I'm gone fer a couple days (holiday weekend ya know) and what do I find when I get back....? Bare Red Butts..... I gotta go away to get this... Somebody doesn't like me....

 

[Fishee]

That picture had me fapping till it hurt.

 

[ghost62]

Ok, fun time. Feel free to complete the last line of this limerick please !!!!

Our Kelli she started a thread

People posted and Liked as they read,

Then she showed us her ass, which to some May seem crass,

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But, What the Hell, She's A Red.

 

[Ace]

See you caught up!

OK. So I'm gone fer a couple days (holiday weekend ya know) and what do I find when I get back....? Bare Red Butts..... I gotta go away to get this... Somebody doesn't like me....

 

[Ace]

Think of it as a coming home present.