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[Bam Bam]

and kept flying in circles around the

 

[Anibird]

hospital ward. Then one of their friends who was arrested came to visit them after he got released. He had told his parents what they wanted to hear and they let him go out. He told his friends

 

[Bam Bam]

that once the respirators were removed then

 

[Rhianne]

He would sneak them in some 50mg salts so they could drop it

 

[Bam Bam]

like it was hot

 

[Anibird]

On their tongues. The courageous ones could put it

 

[Rhianne]

On their ear lobes, for subaural fun. (Yes, I made it up!)

 

[Anibird]

They convinced their friend to go get the nicsalt liquid now because they weren't planning on inhaling it so they could still be on the respirators. He left and


Public Service Announcement --
Do NOT do this at home or the hospital. It is dangerous to use eliquid in a manner it wasn't intended. Vape it in a safe device. Thank you.

 

[Rhianne]

The teens dropped nic juice into their mouths and ears, and even in their...


Don’t try this at home, kids!!

 

[Anibird]

Noses. They read somewhere that people had vaped through their noses and they'd heard of dripping so it should be safe to "drip" it this way.

 

[Bam Bam]

but to no avail

 

[Amber Petti]

All it did was make them sick to their stomachs

 

[Anibird]

Which made the doctors run more tests

 

[Amber Petti]

But yet the doctors couldn’t find anything so they assumed

 

[Anibird]

It was just another symptom of "vapers illness"

 

[Amber Petti]

So they called in the media

 

[Anibird]

Who immediately blew everything out of proportion. They said

 

[Amber Petti]

The government needs to shut down all vaping businesses immediately!

 

[Anibird]

And stop internet sales too. It's our duty to make sure this doesn't happen to any more kids! The kids realized they'd started something big and

 

[Amber Petti]

Actually didn’t want to ruin the vaping industry so they

 

[VapeJunkie]

said they smoked some tainted illicit crystals not nic salts....

 

[Amber Petti]

So the media made up even more lies like

 

[Bam Bam]

Vaping causes popcorn lung and

 

[Anibird]

Causes ED and hair loss and whatever stupid things they could think of. Then the public

 

[Amber Petti]

Started rallying against vaping

 

[Bam Bam]

And the CDC began spreading misinformation to

 

[Amber Petti]

The media and all citizens of the nation

 

[Anibird]

And it spilled out to other nations some of whom banned vaping on misinformation dooming the majority of their citizens to the evils of smoking. One boy cried saying

 

[Rhianne]

But one million smokers die here in India every year. And they banned vaping because of the US. Why??
But no one cared, except for...

 

[Anibird]

Vapers on internet sites. They grouped together to

 

[Rhianne]

Send as many emails as they could to politicians and to call the White House all day long.

Some of these vapers decided to go to England where they could vape without bans. So they...

 

[Amber Petti]

Got passports ready and headed to

 

[Anibird]

The airport. They all hoped they didn't go over the carryon liquid amounts. They approached security and

 

[Amber Petti]

And the security searched them, but oh no the security found

 

[Rhianne]

Their pods and juice, and suspected them of being smugglers!!
They tried to explain but...

 

[VapeJunkie]

members of the TSA began chanting, You Vape, We Jail. You Vape, We Jail.

 

[Rhianne]

And they all got carted off to one of her HM gaols, to be held there at Her pleasure. Things were looking bleak for our intrepid traveling vapers...

 

[Rhianne]

Oops, I have them in the UK already. Make believe they made it there! Or not!

 

[Anibird]

But someone had brought a vape in and they all got in a circle and passed it to the left until

 

[Rhianne]

But someone had brought a vape in and they all got in a circle and passed it to the left until

Naughty you! Lol

 

[Rhianne]

A big prisoner named Nigel bumbled in and started yelling at them for smoking. We’re not smoking, they yelled. But he wouldn’t listen so...

 

[Anibird]

Nigel tried to break the vape. When the batteries popped out he thought he'd succeeded and left that cell while the kids

 

[Rhianne]

Found the batteries and put them back in. They realized they would have to stealth vape or face the wrath of Nigel and his prison chums. So...

 

[Bam Bam]

they slide them into their prison purses

 

[Rhianne]

To be used in the prison yard. But Nigel had it in for them, because secretly he thought vaping looked cool. So..

 

[Anibird]

They couldn't find a chance to vape because Nigel or one of his chums was always hanging around them. So they

 

[Rhianne]

Started to get nic withdrawals and were really miserable. They figured they’d better make friends with Nigel,and let him have a puff off their mod. So they...

 

[Anibird]

Made it seem like a big deal and told him they'd decided to let him vape with them. Nigel quickly agreed and

 

[Rhianne]

Took a puff and started coughing. Everyone had to keep from laughing, but Nige (his pals called him Nige) didn’t let that stop him. He was an instant vape fan. But

 

[Anibird]

The kids saw the problem he was having and gave him a few tips to make vaping go easier. Nige turned out to be a bogart and they had to remind him