Dumb Laws in Maryland
Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.
Thistles may not grow in one’s yard.
City Laws in Maryland
Baltimore County MD
No person who is a “tramp” or “vagrant” shall loiter in any park at any time.
It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.
It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.
It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.
It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt.
Baltimore City MD
Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.
You may not curse inside the city limits.
Cumberland MD
It is illegal to use profane language on a playground.
Knocking stones into a public park is prohibited.
Rockville MD
Persons may not swear while on the highway.
It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it.
Citizens may not swim in the public fountains within the city limits.
Dumb Laws in Florida
Florida (accidentally) banned all computers and smart phones in internet cafes
The term “motor vehicle” was revised to exclude swamp buggies, deregulating the primary mode of transportation in the state.
Repealed It is illegal for a doctor to ask a patient whether they own a gun.
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 pm
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
Oral sex is illegal.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing