Truth

[RichS]

The truth...this guy is crazy

 

[SoggyThroat]

I am made of cheese.

 

[dork]

If you are going to a children's event, you shouldn't wear a shirt that says "everybody wants my nuts", even if it does have a squirrel on it.

 

[dork]

I really hope that was some sort of test. Don't care if I passed or failed, just don't want to believe that was the real thing.

 

[Just Me]

I need a vacation

 

[dork]

I came to VU for ecig information.
That is no longer my reason for coming back.

 

[UncleRJ]

You want truth?

Can you handle the truth?

 

[dork]

You want truth?

Can you handle the truth?

which is exactly most people's version.

 

[Just Me]

I have met some amazing and Intriguing people on vu

 

[Just Me]

Today completely sucks already!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dork]

sometimes, I am lucky enough to find a bright shiny beacon

 

[moecat]

oldie but goodie ...

 

[RichS]

 

[dork]

This has been a really long day, and it's not over yet...

 

[Just Me]

I am so confused

 

[Adrienne]

People who wear patchouli are significantly more likely to believe that the best way to apply perfume is not to mist or dab it on pulse points, but rather to bathe in it.

 

[dork]

I wish I had more time, and a bigger travel budget.

 

[dork]

 

[bondo]

He who farts in church, sits in his own pew...

 

[Just Me]

There is someone in my head that I just can't get out, I am not getting anything done today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Midniteoyl]

There is someone in my head that I just can't get out, I am not getting anything done today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry... I'll leave.

 

[Just Me]

I'm sorry... I'll leave.

how did you know LOL

 

[dork]

I'm seriously thinking about spending some time in a good coffee shop tonight somewhere in this town.

 

[bondo]

I'm seriously thinking about spending some time in a good coffee shop tonight somewhere in this town.

Good coffee shops still exist?
One of my all time favorite jobs was in a coffee shop but then Starbucks moved in and all the good shops in town went under....

 

[dork]

I have a specific one in mind. Its out of town for me, but soooo worth it.

 

[Eric DeCastro]

That's where I work

I work in Rancho Bernardo but live in Chula Vista.

 

[Eric DeCastro]

Hows that racist?

I like saying things are racist at random times like, "I didn't order onions on my burger, That is racist" makes life more interesting. people are like "how is that racist" i reply with "that's my story and I'm sticking to it."

 

[RichS]

 

[Eric DeCastro]

i only watch XXX videos where the woman wears stiletto heels.

 

[kelli]

People who wear patchouli are significantly more likely to believe that the best way to apply perfume is not to mist or dab it on pulse points, but rather to bathe in it.

along those same lines....

deodorant and cologne are bathing supplements, not replacements.

 

[Just Me]

Its both flattering and insulting to be asked out by a guy almost half your age

 

[moecat]

Its both flattering and insulting to be asked out by a guy almost half your age

you love it

 

[Midniteoyl]

Why insulting?

 

[kelli]

Its both flattering and insulting to be asked out by a guy almost half your age

 

[Just Me]

you love it

Not really

 

[dork]

Why insulting, though?

 

[Eric DeCastro]

Its both flattering and insulting to be asked out by a guy almost half your age

38 isn't half your age. I would ask you out.

 

[kelli]

you know you may need marriage counseling when you are googling how deep a body has to be buried to thwart cadaver dogs.

 

[Kyle M.]

you know you may need marriage counseling when you are googling how deep a body has to be buried to thwart cadaver dogs.

I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and believe that he deserves it Most husbands that I know do, and thats coming from a mans perspective lol. Though most men think my opinions are skewed, most women on the other hand think I have the right idea.

 

[Eric DeCastro]

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love me some cougars. once in awhile some 18 year old but most of the time late 40s and up.

 

[dork]

There is a difference between a truth and my truth.

 

[Midniteoyl]

you know you may need marriage counseling when you are googling how deep a body has to be buried to thwart cadaver dogs.

Lye..

 

[dork]

never show them what you are capable of. always have a reserve.

 

[RichS]

Its both flattering and insulting to be asked out by a guy almost half your age

If she's 30 and he's 15 I think that may be viewed as criminal.

 

[Just Me]

If she's 30 and he's 15 I think that may be viewed as criminal.

That would also be disgusting

 

[dork]

I should keep my mouth shut, then.

 

[Eric DeCastro]

I saw a cougar/milf while getting my hair cut, in tights and black 5 1/2" stiletto pointed closed toe heels. OMG was I in heaven.

 

[dork]

I've never been one to do things that I probably should.

 

[Just Me]

Two hours of sleep has put me in mega bitch mode!! Wait never mind I am always in bitch mode

 

[Just Me]

Some people need to learn how to drive. I almost got out my truck to punch a SOB