Yea, I know this is the longest of longshots, but one must at least try... so if you have either one of these, or by some miracle both, stop what you are doing and reply, "why yes, these silly doodahs are simply collecting dust in a drawer. Why, I will practically throw them at you!". A man can dream, can he not?
In case you forgot, they look like this (sans ugly brown driptip):
In case you forgot, they look like this (sans ugly brown driptip):
