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Pineapple on pizza. It's unnatural lol.
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Oven roasted turkey breast and Ritz crackers is a sorry substitute for Salsa and Tortilla chips
If you're an alien how come you sound like you're from up north?
If you're an alien how come you sound like you're from up north?
Everybody limbo!!!!
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How come I can't buy Surge at 7-11 anymore?
Or Jolt for that matter.
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Salami should be made from salamanders.
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Lonely days are gone, I'm a-goin' home
My baby, just-a wrote me a letter
Prayers are needed once again for my dad!
Ain't nothing like the real thing
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Spring cleaning yeah...no
If you're an alien how come you sound like you're from up north?
If you're an alien how come you sound like you're from up north?
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I'm so ready for spring. Now if I could just get my girl moved in life would be so grand.
have a nice day
have a nice day
Saskatchewan is such an odd word
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Shangfarbles gutinarious!
Why do we only choose between two candidates for the President, but between 50 people for Miss America?
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Isn't it funny how Trump was the guy behind Miss America? Conspiracy? I believe so....
Prayers are needed once again for my dad!
I had almost put that nasty experience with the Garthok out of my mind. Now, it's brought back up...
I never understood the saying of "having your cake and wanting to eat it too" Of course I want to eat it, what would be the purpose just to have the cake and not eat it!
Most oxen are morons, if you really think about it...
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What's up with the saying "he/she is like a bull in a China shop?" This myth has been proven to be false. There was an episode on Mythbusters where they had 3 different bulls running through an obstacle course with China all around, and they purposely avoided them all! They are actually quite graceful!
Prayers are needed once again for my dad!
Prayers are needed once again for my dad!
It's not the breakage, they're worried about. It's the bullshi... well, you know...
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Why does Mythbusters never bust any real myths? I mean, like, was there a Jason and the Argonauts?
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How can that be proven? That is ancient Greek mythology lol. Unless they had a really cool telephone booth and traveled back in time for an oral history report
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People will believe anything...
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A wink is as good as a nod to a blind man.
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I believe our lives are meant to be like Time Capsules. You know how when you were a kid, and your teacher told you to put something in a capsule, and to bury it in the ground, then the school, and or you would open it at a certain point in time? Well I believe we are all living time capsules....our point on this earth is to gather enough information in a lifetime to be passed on to the next generation....so they can hypothetically open up our information, and expand on theirs....hence life goes on!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
cross- eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I stand here before you, directly behind you,
to tell you a story I know nothing about.
Early one morning, in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
back to back, they faced each other,
pulled out their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and killed the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story is true,
ask the blind man. He saw it, too.
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cross- eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I stand here before you, directly behind you,
to tell you a story I know nothing about.
Early one morning, in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
back to back, they faced each other,
pulled out their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and killed the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story is true,
ask the blind man. He saw it, too.
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The angels have the phone box.
It seems weird to call a fruit salad a salad.
I love March Madness, it's crazy!
I feel the same about Mrs. Buttersworth.
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I would slather her in her own syrup and have a minage e tua with her and Chiquita....lmao!
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You two are disturbed and hilarious lol
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.