Big Ben, uncle Ben, gentle Ben... thus thread has gone round the ben...
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Did Noah keep the bees in archives?
Ah, sugar...
Honey, honey...
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Honey, honey...
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You are my candy girl, and you got me wanting you.
I want candy!
Candy on the beach, there's nothing better.
But I like candy wrapped in a sweater...
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Candy on the beach, there's nothing better.
But I like candy wrapped in a sweater...
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Mmmm Burgers, and Brats, and Hotlinks....... Oh my
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
I'm not a brat, my mother had me tested.
Wait, what...?
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Wait, what...?
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I miss the band Breedlove, too bad they couldn't keep their crap in check.
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What is a self-help "group"?
If I could save time in a bottle...
I'd be a freakin' gajillionaire!
I'd be a freakin' gajillionaire!
Wasted days and wasted nights
I hate hate hate when someone posts a song title and I can hear it, but can't remember Freddy Fender's name.
Lonely days, lonely nights...
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Lonely days, lonely nights...
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Sasafrase is a strange word to. Its kinda funny when you say it
have a nice day
have a nice day
Not familiar with sasafrase, but we use sassafras wood as our broom handles in our broom making shop 
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That's what I ment spell check got me again. The roots make great teaNot familiar with sasafrase, but we use sassafras wood as our broom handles in our broom making shop
have a nice day
It's a wonder I wasn't killed or maimed as a kid with all the stupid things I did.
Maybe you were and are now just a zombie...
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Nevermore
Think about it...
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Think about it...
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Why do we go to the top of really tall places or buildings and put money in cheap telescopes to see things on the ground close up?
I wonder if they will notice if I don't go to work today.
I just go up there to spit down.
Ladle
Why do we still do this retarded time change garbage?
Why is a bad muscle cramp called a charley horse?
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My Dad once told me it was better to be a smartass than a dumbass. I tend to agree.
I like being a smartass myself.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.
Bad but FUN lol.
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Never tried it...but man, I really wanted to.
Was fun when I was younger, and no regrets, but still pay for it when I see that stinking dog running beside me when I'm driving 75mph on the highway lol.
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Yeah, but "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" was awesome!
Agreed, was a gave book when I was a kid, and an awesome movie.
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
I'll bring some marshmallows!
Win win won!!!