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AndriaD

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Boattlebot said:
I can not decide on a helmet. To many damn choices. I cant even decide if i want to go full face or not....
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Good idea unless you like bugs in your teeth. :D I dunno if they have those huge palmetto bugs (think, giant flying roaches) where you are, but my husband says they hurt like hell when they hit you in the face at 60mph.

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Saddletramp1200 said:
Most everyone has seen the rider hanging by his head because he hit a stopped trailer @ 100 mph.

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brain buckets don;t help fucking nothing if they are not protecting brains.

Had to assist a scrap up job of a sailor who was playing fuck fuck games on his bike.
Decrapatated his retarded ass we could not find the head, and made it look like a gut barrel was mixed with ground beef for about 300 yards down the road.
We still do not know HOW the flimsy old style metal mail box was not all destroyed or deformed.
He must have hit just right to where it compressed the helmet and skull to fit perfectly on the home owner's outgoing mail.
 
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AndriaD said:
Good idea unless you like bugs in your teeth. :D I dunno if they have those huge palmetto bugs (think, giant flying roaches) where you are, but my husband says they hurt like hell when they hit you in the face at 60mph.

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Thankfully, i do not have any of thoes god damn palmetto bugs.
 
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AndriaD said:
Good idea unless you like bugs in your teeth. :D I dunno if they have those huge palmetto bugs (think, giant flying roaches) where you are, but my husband says they hurt like hell when they hit you in the face at 60mph.

Andria
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I got a Wasp in my hat once. Got me 9 times before I could stop. :(

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Bikers I've known -- my husband, and a guy I used to date -- recommend always wearing leather, even if it's hot... it keeps your skin off the pavement. My husband always bitched about helmet laws, but his last bike wreck... you shoulda seen that helmet. If he hadn't been wearing it, I'd have been a widow. He left a good bit of the meat of his left lower leg and left asscheek on the pavement, and got 3 broken bones in his foot from the steel-toed boots he was wearing... but without them, he probably wouldn't have had much of a foot left. And that helmet most definitely saved his life.

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AndriaD

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Saddletramp1200 said:
I got a Wasp in my hat once. Got me 9 times before I could stop. :(

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Wasps can be such bastards. Usually they leave you alone if you leave them alone, but those mud daubers... one flew down from the carport ceiling and stung me right in the eyelid! Shoulda seen me slapping myself with wet baking soda!

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I already gog a leather jacket but its to nice to wear on the bike. Im gunna stop by the local dealer tomorrow to look at helmets and maby look at some jackets. Probabky gunna go armored textile. Ill figure this out eventually.
 
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EcigX just sent me a "long time no see" email with a coupon code that expired on January 13th 2016...
I replied to point it out but it's a mailer and it referred me to my account
 
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BigNasty said:
brain buckets don;t help fucking nothing if they are not protecting brains.

Had to assist a scrap up job of a sailor who was playing fuck fuck games on his bike.
Decrapatated his retarded ass we could not find the head, and made it look like a gut barrel was mixed with ground beef for about 300 yards down the road.
We still do not know HOW the flimsy old style metal mail box was not all destroyed or deformed.
He must have hit just right to where it compressed the helmet and skull to fit perfectly on the home owner's outgoing mail.
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There are things that I just don't talk about when I ran the Autoparts parts yard. I hope everyone here never has to see what I had seen

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AndriaD said:
Wasps can be such bastards. Usually they leave you alone if you leave them alone, but those mud daubers... one flew down from the carport ceiling and stung me right in the eyelid! Shoulda seen me slapping myself with wet baking soda!

Andria
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I really would have liked to have seen that, Andria...not that I'd enjoy it of course..
 
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HazyShades said:
I really would have liked to have seen that, Andria...not that I'd enjoy it of course..
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Heh.. I looked like a minstrel singer in whiteface. :D But it kept my eyelid from swelling up too much. :D Man I was pissed at that wasp. But I bet he was as surprised as I was, to find my face in his flightpath. :D

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BgrmVapr said:
I've got flavors, I've got juice, I just am looking for suggestion percentages for a decent vape.
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go download ejuicemeup
http://download.cnet.com/eJuice-Me-Up/3000-18494_4-75222193.html
and fool around with it.
You can change the included recipes but suggest you look through the database
You access it by <open>
<file> a window with the list of included recipes will pop up.
Frak around with replacing the flavors you bought for those in the recipes.
That will get you started.
I have other secrets to share but you have to know the secret handshake ;-)
 
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BgrmVapr said:
OK, website bookmarked....now...about this handshake....is it like the secret getting into the dressing room at the strip joint handshake?
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LOL..no, Homie don't swing that way.
Make sure you get it from Cnet, the .ru site has been known to offer compromised versions..

There's a shitload of DIY experts around..when you're called by the masters you will know.
 
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HazyShades said:
Oh yeah...I didn't meant to imply it may have been a Drag strip bar or whatever..
I just don't do strip bars or smut stuff. My halo get soiled and I lose points..

They promised to make a modulator if I'm good..
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Ahhh....that I understand completely.
Now, me, personally...I like drinking corn squeezins and seeing nude women. On the other hand, I respect those who keep a cleaner life than I do.
 
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BgrmVapr said:
Ahhh....that I understand completely.
Now, me, personally...I like drinking corn squeezins and seeing nude women. On the other hand, I respect those who keep a cleaner life than I do.
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Now did I say I don't like looking at naked womens and getting fucked up?
Noooooo.

Did I say I'm not making moonshine in my DIY lab? Noooooooooooooooooo.
Etc..ETC, and all kinds of stuff I did not say.
 
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Vapin4Joy said:
Direct advertises 1080p, nope 720p max, the only 1080p from them is a downloaded movie, if you can wait several hours to download it.
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Dish Network's The Hopper Turbo guarantees me 1080 i/p, aside from networks that remain at 720 i/p - which, we never watch anyway, aside from a few that we like.

It's ridiculous to watch WRAL in NC, where we're at for another month. 1080 i/p, and the shows aren't our cup of tea. Hell, we can watch Logo at 720 i/p, but with shows like Bewitched, you have to change your 16:9 LED TV's aspect to "Cinema." The old film footage is still gritty compared to the new stuff, but seeing Elizabeth Montgomery turn Mrs. Kravitz into a toy poodle - at a higher resolution, than the old days of cathode ray tube - is SUCH A GAS.

AndriaD said:
Good idea unless you like bugs in your teeth. :D I dunno if they have those huge palmetto bugs (think, giant flying roaches) where you are, but my husband says they hurt like hell when they hit you in the face at 60mph.

Andria
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Years ago, after I wrecked my Kowalski 1100, my first H-D was a Sporty. Shovelhead, pre-EVO ('83), and LOUD. I took it on its maiden voyage to Florida, from the Tidewater area of Virginia. I stopped at South of The Border right at the SC state line, to top off my tank and buy a cold Fresca.

At that time, the State of SC figured that if riding without a helmet was legal - there would be fewer bikers in their fair State, because as @Saddletramp1200 put it so aptly - most bike wrecks will result in head trauma, especially at highway speeds. Still, I was at that young age where I still believed I was bulletproof. When I got back onto I-95 that day, I had removed my helmet, and hung it tight on the queen seat back handle/sissy. After about one mile, a Palmetto Bug hit me in the teeth at 75 mph. They're basically Chinese roaches that can fly, and they tend to hide inside the bark of Palmetto trees... hence, their name.

South Carolina's State Bug. (only kidding :)) Don't feel bad - Maine's State Bug is the Mosquito. Some of the biggest bloodsuckers you'll ever see, and they leave circular welts the size of a US quarter.

It (the Palmetto Bug) stung like hell; and, yes - it tasted worse.

I put my helmet back on, after that. Never took it off again. Good night, everyone... from...

LW & Liz :):):):)
 
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