Bronze Contributor! Excellent. I was wondering what a guy had to do around here to get out of New Member status, and like magic, Joe showed up.
"This is how it works around here," he said. "Being a full member will entitle you to a showcase of fabulous prizes, cash and merchandise. You sure you wanna go through with it?"
"Let's do this," I said, "before I change my mind." And I did it.
I made my 150th post, and that's how I became a Bronze Contributor. What? You thought....Oh, you guys! Bunch of pervs. lol.