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Whiskey's CORNER #2 (#3 will be created 8-1-16)
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You ain't my worst enemy, so none for you!
I've been doing this for the last few daysLol I keep popping in and can only read a couple before I get distracted again. Ok so far just a rainy sleepy day. How's you?
Nawww youse my friend
LOL...being here I've eaten dog, camel, mystery lump meat...You ain't my worst enemy, so none for you!
I've drank ground water and paid the very high price for it...
I can't imagine it would be any worse
Brother, trust me, Vulture is at the top of the list of Do Not Eat!
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Wow, and I thought I used to live in a rough part of Oakland.
Day in the life of an ADD housewife.
Stumble to coffee pot. Throw together lunches while waiting for it to brew. Get yelled at for forgetting spoon/juice/sanity when kid comes home. Yell back about ungrateful kids. Throw pants on so don't look like complete failure, drive kid to school on time for her to eat breakfast there, because their pop tarts are better. Drive home, try to sit with coffee, other kid needs fed. Shit. Get up to feed kid, realize no clean dishes, clean one spoon and bowl to feed kid. Place milk in cabinet and cereal in fridge. Get yelled at about using Cocoa Puffs instead of superman cereal. Yell back about ungrateful kids. Sit down with coffee, look at floor and realize it needs swept.
Start picking up toys etc, find hair band you've been looking for, take it to the bathroom and realize sink is gross. Start wiping down sink. Chug cup of coffee when done. Go sit again, realize forgot to sweep floor. On way to basement for the broom grab the full hamper, might as well save a trip down the steps. Start laundry, walk upstairs, forgot broom. Back downstairs, get back upstairs, sweep, laundry buzzer. Back downstairs to change loads, kid yelling starving to death but I don't want what you gave me you're the worst mom ever. Scream back about ungrateful kid while making new snack.
Laundry buzzed time to switch again. Chug cup of coffee, sit down to pay bills, oh look new emails. Half hour later laundry buzzer, never got bill paid. Still in clothes from this morning. Switch laundry, start wiping counters, realize forgot to lay meat out for dinner. Back downstairs to freezer to get meat, realize forgot to close washer lid. Start to do that then tidy laundry area. Go back upstairs, forget meat.
This is usually around noon, and is just a small glimpse. Despite going all day long nothing is ever actually done. There are still socks everywhere, cat hair everywhere, sink full of dishes and dishwasher needs emptied.
And y'all wonder why I drink
Stumble to coffee pot. Throw together lunches while waiting for it to brew. Get yelled at for forgetting spoon/juice/sanity when kid comes home. Yell back about ungrateful kids. Throw pants on so don't look like complete failure, drive kid to school on time for her to eat breakfast there, because their pop tarts are better. Drive home, try to sit with coffee, other kid needs fed. Shit. Get up to feed kid, realize no clean dishes, clean one spoon and bowl to feed kid. Place milk in cabinet and cereal in fridge. Get yelled at about using Cocoa Puffs instead of superman cereal. Yell back about ungrateful kids. Sit down with coffee, look at floor and realize it needs swept.
Start picking up toys etc, find hair band you've been looking for, take it to the bathroom and realize sink is gross. Start wiping down sink. Chug cup of coffee when done. Go sit again, realize forgot to sweep floor. On way to basement for the broom grab the full hamper, might as well save a trip down the steps. Start laundry, walk upstairs, forgot broom. Back downstairs, get back upstairs, sweep, laundry buzzer. Back downstairs to change loads, kid yelling starving to death but I don't want what you gave me you're the worst mom ever. Scream back about ungrateful kid while making new snack.
Laundry buzzed time to switch again. Chug cup of coffee, sit down to pay bills, oh look new emails. Half hour later laundry buzzer, never got bill paid. Still in clothes from this morning. Switch laundry, start wiping counters, realize forgot to lay meat out for dinner. Back downstairs to freezer to get meat, realize forgot to close washer lid. Start to do that then tidy laundry area. Go back upstairs, forget meat.
This is usually around noon, and is just a small glimpse. Despite going all day long nothing is ever actually done. There are still socks everywhere, cat hair everywhere, sink full of dishes and dishwasher needs emptied.
And y'all wonder why I drink
I don't think there's anything fresh about a scavenger bird that literally lives off eating rotting carcasses.
Are you going to name your tank, Mandy?
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Always - now you have to say, "But at least it isn't raining." And then thunder, and it pours.
And I agree with the kid, fuck Coco Puffs. Superman rocks.
Also glad someone else made a really long post today besides me.
And I agree with the kid, fuck Coco Puffs. Superman rocks.
Also glad someone else made a really long post today besides me.
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Day in the life of an ADD housewife.
Stumble to coffee pot. Throw together lunches while waiting for it to brew. Get yelled at for forgetting spoon/juice/sanity when kid comes home. Yell back about ungrateful kids. Throw pants on so don't look like complete failure, drive kid to school on time for her to eat breakfast there, because their pop tarts are better. Drive home, try to sit with coffee, other kid needs fed. Shit. Get up to feed kid, realize no clean dishes, clean one spoon and bowl to feed kid. Place milk in cabinet and cereal in fridge. Get yelled at about using Cocoa Puffs instead of superman cereal. Yell back about ungrateful kids. Sit down with coffee, look at floor and realize it needs swept.
Start picking up toys etc, find hair band you've been looking for, take it to the bathroom and realize sink is gross. Start wiping down sink. Chug cup of coffee when done. Go sit again, realize forgot to sweep floor. On way to basement for the broom grab the full hamper, might as well save a trip down the steps. Start laundry, walk upstairs, forgot broom. Back downstairs, get back upstairs, sweep, laundry buzzer. Back downstairs to change loads, kid yelling starving to death but I don't want what you gave me you're the worst mom ever. Scream back about ungrateful kid while making new snack.
Laundry buzzed time to switch again. Chug cup of coffee, sit down to pay bills, oh look new emails. Half hour later laundry buzzer, never got bill paid. Still in clothes from this morning. Switch laundry, start wiping counters, realize forgot to lay meat out for dinner. Back downstairs to freezer to get meat, realize forgot to close washer lid. Start to do that then tidy laundry area. Go back upstairs, forget meat.
This is usually around noon, and is just a small glimpse. Despite going all day long nothing is ever actually done. There are still socks everywhere, cat hair everywhere, sink full of dishes and dishwasher needs emptied.
And y'all wonder why I drink
Oh no, We know why you drink...
Blah blah blah, there is no excuse needed to drink!And y'all wonder why I drink
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Good afternoon MarkGood afternoon corner family.is on!
Bacon, Bacon, did you say Bacon"morning" is relative.
Andria
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Let me know how you like it please
My V3 order should be there when I get to the post office after work
Hi Vapin my friend, good the rain will wash away the evidence from Yesterday
I sanitized the scene!
I notice that birdlife has returned, Robins, Cardinals, Song Sparrows, Blue Jays, feels normal again!
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Yes, I DO wear a mask! I'm vaccinated, too!
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Day in the life of an ADD housewife.
Stumble to coffee pot. Throw together lunches while waiting for it to brew. Get yelled at for forgetting spoon/juice/sanity when kid comes home. Yell back about ungrateful kids. Throw pants on so don't look like complete failure, drive kid to school on time for her to eat breakfast there, because their pop tarts are better. Drive home, try to sit with coffee, other kid needs fed. Shit. Get up to feed kid, realize no clean dishes, clean one spoon and bowl to feed kid. Place milk in cabinet and cereal in fridge. Get yelled at about using Cocoa Puffs instead of superman cereal. Yell back about ungrateful kids. Sit down with coffee, look at floor and realize it needs swept.
Start picking up toys etc, find hair band you've been looking for, take it to the bathroom and realize sink is gross. Start wiping down sink. Chug cup of coffee when done. Go sit again, realize forgot to sweep floor. On way to basement for the broom grab the full hamper, might as well save a trip down the steps. Start laundry, walk upstairs, forgot broom. Back downstairs, get back upstairs, sweep, laundry buzzer. Back downstairs to change loads, kid yelling starving to death but I don't want what you gave me you're the worst mom ever. Scream back about ungrateful kid while making new snack.
Laundry buzzed time to switch again. Chug cup of coffee, sit down to pay bills, oh look new emails. Half hour later laundry buzzer, never got bill paid. Still in clothes from this morning. Switch laundry, start wiping counters, realize forgot to lay meat out for dinner. Back downstairs to freezer to get meat, realize forgot to close washer lid. Start to do that then tidy laundry area. Go back upstairs, forget meat.
This is usually around noon, and is just a small glimpse. Despite going all day long nothing is ever actually done. There are still socks everywhere, cat hair everywhere, sink full of dishes and dishwasher needs emptied.
And y'all wonder why I drink
Y'know.. I've often regretted having only one child. Reading this, makes me really glad.
Andria
I love reading you!Y'know.. I've often regretted having only one child. Reading this, makes me really glad.
Andria
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Yes, I DO wear a mask! I'm vaccinated, too!
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Just had a sandwich; 4 pieces of bacon, slice of black forest ham, slice of 2%-fat swiss, on dbl-fiber bread. 'Twas yummy. Andria
Hi Mark my friend, you're up a little earlyGood afternoon corner family.
WTF HiYa Jax my friend
Hi Pete how are you and Sue todayGood afternoon Jimi
Hi Whiskey my friend how are you and Jazzy doingHey your right, She hasn't posted in several days, I hope she's ok
Hi Jimi , Mark
And you didn't make me one?
Andria
Jimi check your PM's
Pretty good so farWe are doing good Jimi
I'm off until Sunday night so I just napped out for a while.
Oh how i use to like 3rd shift, How are you and Brenda doing todayI'm off until Sunday night so I just napped out for a while.
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I knew there had to be a reasonMy cablemodem is high speed, but it doesn't handle cheese or fiber well.
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