I called my mom as I was on her insurance still and said "mom I hurt myself" she was sleeping cause she had to work at 6 the next day so the first thing she said is "so"

I said. "Its bad. I need the insurance card. And stiches"
she said "come over and lemme see" I drove to her house from my buddy's ~40 mins then she said "holy shit you need stiches. I didn't think it was that bad because you were talking to me like everything was fine"

the next thing was "your lucky it's wasn't anyhigher up"
first thing the doctor's said. "Your lucky you still have your eye"
I heard that alot over the next week or so.
That and "fix your walrus lip bro" because it swelled up soo badly

I have great friends
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