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Seina_Yamada

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So I was at work today and my boss calls me out of the blue and tells me hay mike we are going to send you to Ethiopia. My first comment was Dude! you know those people Eat fat boys like me right?!? Second was do those people even have aircraft? So after b**ching for 20 min about how I always get stuck with the s**t jobs I was told I get to leave for Addis Ababa Bole International Airport on the 1st. I hate Africa there's mean and scary things there, and I can't carry a weapon.

"Ya I know it was rude."

After I came home and did some googling it doesn't look all bad 75 degrees this week with rain, but 7000 ft the aches and pains will be coming back.

The really f**ked part is I'm supposed to be the Asia guy I don't know squat about the locals there except what I rember reading from national geographic magazine 25 years ago...

Anyone else have a bolt from the blue boss story they want to add?
 

Saddletramp1200

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So I was at work today and my boss calls me out of the blue and tells me hay mike we are going to send you to Ethiopia. My first comment was Dude! you know those people Eat fat boys like me right?!? Second was do those people even have aircraft? So after b**ching for 20 min about how I always get stuck with the s**t jobs I was told I get to leave for Addis Ababa Bole International Airport on the 1st. I hate Africa there's mean and scary things there, and I can't carry a weapon.

"Ya I know it was rude."

After I came home and did some googling it doesn't look all bad 75 degrees this week with rain, but 7000 ft the aches and pains will be coming back.

The really f**ked part is I'm supposed to be the Asia guy I don't know squat about the locals there except what I rember reading from national geographic magazine 25 years ago...

Anyone else have a bolt from the blue boss story they want to add?
After I gave him my super secret one finger hand salute, I would have been singing (May the bird of paradise) as I was leaving. :giggle:
 

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Better get your doctor now to give you some meds to take along with you, just in case. And no going down on those Ladies their, they have>>>

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Seina_Yamada

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Better get your doctor now to give you some meds to take along with you, just in case. And no going down on those Ladies their, they have>>>

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I thought it was a given you don't soak you wick in Anything in Africa that cooch will kill ya.
Are they going to have a couple body guards with

I could request it, but I've worked with our contractors before and to tell the truth they are more trouble than they are worth.
 

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Damn that is crazy. I dont know how I would react to that. Prolly :slowclap:
 

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Ethiopian women are some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.That's a good enough reason for a visit.
 

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