LOL, so did I, well actually my ex was from the former Yugoslavia ( Montenegro ) tall and vampire-like with long black hair. He gave me 2 beautiful sons and a broken heart. Lets just say , once the honeymoon was over he wanted me to convert to Islam and become a babuska wearing lady.
NOPE, NOWAY..... He is a great guy, but not to be married to.... He also wanted to enjoy the "bachelor life.... Again, NOWAY, so I set him free....We are both really happy now.
When Borat was big, my sons and all his friends called my Ex "Borat"