ECF Refugee Thread All welcome though

[jimbodaddy74]

 

[chopdoc]

I still want to retire soon. Not gonna sit in front of the boob tube all day. Gonna fish, do artwork, maybe some T-SQL contract work, or maybe even a Walmart greeter. I'd love to just do some beach artwork and sell my stuff like a little hippie. lol. Paint some seashells, make necklaces. and vape all the day long.
Some time soon --- got all the paint now---- I'm going to paint a huge mural in one of my extra bedrooms of the swamp. With cypress trees and all.

Welcome to walmart, get your shit and get the fuck out!

 

[JuicyLucy]

Welcome to walmart, get your shit and get the fuck out!

hahaha

I have a cousin who got fired from being a Walmart greeter

 

[chopdoc]

hahaha

I have a cousin who got fired from being a Walmart greeter

First & Last Day On The Job
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”

So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

 

[MyMagicMist]

I could not even get hired by Wal-Mart. The psychological battery for the application is done so as to reveal if you're not brand zed religion, what used to be middle class. Still they're allowed to discriminate by the way it's all worded. Perhaps, I should have never taken that neural linguistics course. I read too much beyond words, between lines. Going and fucking yourself isn't always provided as an option.

 

[MyMagicMist]

First & Last Day On The Job
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”

So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

And then there is that. LOL

Please don't misunderstand me, or think negatively of me for it. Yes, I love people but no, I am not a people person.

 

[JuicyLucy]

First & Last Day On The Job
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”

So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

I always wondered how in the fuck you get fired from that kind of gig

 

[AndriaD]

How long to ship from over there?

From Poland, I've gotten reg. airmail in 8 days. From Ukraine, given the politics... no clue. There was no delay in customs from Poland, but it might be a different matter entirely from Ukraine.

Andria

 

[Sir Kadly]

What the heck happened in here an hour or so again, everyone turned into Moon Unit Zappa for a little while. Glad that didn't last long, I would have hated to have to disown all of you.

 

[AndriaD]

Can one of my fellow tech geeks who knows more about this shit than I do, please tell me... do they actually make MicroSD cards that are greater than 2gb capacity, which are not MicroSDHC or MicroSDXC? I've determined that my tablet, which is an older model that was PIFed to me, will not grok MicroSDHC, but the only MicroSD I can find are either 2GB, or they're SDHC or SDXC.



Andria

 

[JuicyLucy]

What the heck happened in here an hour or so again, everyone turned into Moon Unit Zappa for a little while. Glad that didn't last long, I would have hated to have to disown all of you.

For sure, for sure

 

[inspects]

dolphin defense...

Brought to you by Gonade Inc.

 

[MyMagicMist]

Can one of my fellow tech geeks who knows more about this shit than I do, please tell me... do they actually make MicroSD cards that are greater than 2gb capacity, which are not MicroSDHC or MicroSDXC? I've determined that my tablet, which is an older model that was PIFed to me, will not grok MicroSDHC, but the only MicroSD I can find are either 2GB, or they're SDHC or SDXC.



Andria

Not sure if this is what you had in mind.

http://www.samsung.com/us/computer/memory-storage/MB-SP32D/AM

https://mobymemory.com/uk/moby-memory-2gb-micro-sd-microsd-transflash-tf-memory-card.html


This second link uses TransFlash memory instead of the HC. It is still only 2GB though.

Fucking 'ell.

The microSD format was originally called T-Flash, and then TransFlash, before being renamed microSD when adopted by the SD Card Association (SDA). At 15 mm x 11 mm x 1.0 mm it is currently the smallest memory card format available. It is about one quarter of the size of a standard SD card but can be inserted into an adapter which allows the card to be used in devices with an SD card slot. TransFlash and microSD cards are essentially the same, and each can be used in devices made for the other type. There is one exception, which is that unlike TransFlash, microSD devices have the capability to support NFC (Near Field Communication).

These are all the same:
1. TransFlash
2. TF
3. T-Flash
4. MicroSD
5. MicroSDHC

http://www.memoryx.com/microsd.html

Rat bastards had to give six names to a bloody bisquit that all mean 'ey I'm a fookin bisquit.

Not seeing much if any that are not SDHC SDXC The HC means high capicity, XD extra capacity. I would figure they are encoded with firmware that compresses the data on them. Having extra room on these seems the more popular consumer choice. ( I see they are HC. Damn it. )

Is your device not reading the HC format?

Damn it. That bites big donkey balls.

I will look into this more. If I'm not able to find anything further, will tell you. So far though it seems you're going to be needing to use what has become the standard, which in this case would be HC or XD cards. Your device might need the Bios in it flashed out in order to upgrade some its firmware. Like I said, will keep looking into this a bit. It's one of those damnable things which creeps into my mind like C'thulu. Still can have nightmares thinking about The Mountains of Madness. Point being I like to solve problems like this, and if unable to solve them, at least find someone who can.

I may need to chat up my boyfriend to get something figured out. Not that I'll mind that exactly. It's just been a while since we chatted. He stays way too busy doing all sorts of computer related stuff. It was him that got me onto Ubuntu Linux originally. Wife got me Debian. I seem to go back forth between the two versions of the same coin. One day I'm frustrated Debian takes forever to advance upstream, the next I'm frustrated that Ubuntu is too quick to advance. * chuckles *

 

[WharfRat1976]

Well fugee's, I ran across sumptin earlier tonight but been busy as hell here at work and havent had a chance to share it until now.

It seems back in Febuary a judge has already ruled on sumptin that may be very beneficial to us.

http://www.churnmag.com/news/new-york-court-rules-that-vaping-is-not-smoking/

This little tidbit I find awesome. "However, the judge ruled that this argument was invalid. After all, vapor devices just do not match up with the state’s current definition of “smoking” and cannot be treated as tobacco products if they contain no tobacco."

The FDA decided they had the right to regulate vaping because they deemed it as a tobacco product, which is the only way they can regulate it for if it wasnt deemed tobacco, they dont have the authority to regulate it. Seems like the entire FDA and their fucked up regulations can be taken to court and the FDA can be force to butt the fuck out of vaping since vaping is NOT a tobacco product in the legal definition.

This link here is what the FDA can regulate and there is no category that vaping will fall under.

http://www.fda.gov/AboutFDA/Transparency/Basics/ucm194879.htm

Keep stroking yourself in your little dreamworld.

 

[WharfRat1976]

I think that's actually our best hope, but if that happens I expect them to create a new category and come back with essentially the same regulations. However, it buys time.

Are we better off with the Cole bill, and losing new innovation, but getting to keep what we have? It would also make it easier for new products then to show equivalence.

The Cole Bill LOL.

Like that has a snowballs chance.

Good to see all the idiocy here as well.

All the dreamers.

All the fact checkers when facts have zero to do with anything.

Let's hear about the efficacy of nicotine LOL.

The FDA strikes a death blow and only vapors be like wait wait wait what about this. What about that. Dont give up the fight. Email your Congress person.

What a fucking joke and BTW GFY'alls

 

[WharfRat1976]

I would have to guess there will be all kinds of lawsuits coming, I just hope they come quickly.

Lawsuits LOL.

Ever hear of Sovereign Immunity.

More Vapor DreamWorks.

 

[doc_iguana]

Can one of my fellow tech geeks who knows more about this shit than I do, please tell me... do they actually make MicroSD cards that are greater than 2gb capacity, which are not MicroSDHC or MicroSDXC? I've determined that my tablet, which is an older model that was PIFed to me, will not grok MicroSDHC, but the only MicroSD I can find are either 2GB, or they're SDHC or SDXC.



Andria

i SO love that you used grok in a sentence

 

[doc_iguana]

The Cole Bill LOL.

Like that has a snowballs chance.

Good to see all the idiocy here as well.

All the dreamers.

All the fact checkers when facts have zero to do with anything.

Let's hear about the efficacy of nicotine LOL.

The FDA strikes a death blow and only vapors be like wait wait wait what about this. What about that. Dont give up the fight. Email your Congress person.

What a fucking joke and BTW GFY'alls

sweet! we got a resident expert. woot, even.

carry on, then

 

[MyMagicMist]

Lawsuits LOL.

Ever hear of Sovereign Immunity.

More Vapor DreamWorks.

Doing a basic search, I see that Sovereign Immunity can be challenged in court here in the United States via the Federal Tort Claims Act. In such a case a private individual can sue the Federal government for loss or harm, a tort. Torts may include emotional, economic, or reputational injuries as well as violations of privacy, property, or constitutional rights. That is of course, if Common Law were adhered to, which it is not.

The legal system we use is the Law of Admiralty, or Universal Commercial Code, which both follow under Cannon Law which is the law of the Vatican, or Holy Roman Law. It is the law of commerce, buying, selling, trading and maritime law.

At any given no Judicial Administrator, because we no longer have actual Judges, will tell you this because it could lead to questioning the true cause and premise of the law as it is. That would require the true creditor be named and appear in court, or otherwise engage an agent to handle bankruptcy proceedings. That is required because America filed for bankruptcy quite a while back and signed a treaty in Geneva as did several other nations, countries, states. The bankers actually own it all.

My mom once showed me a bit of a trick. At the time she also frightened a debt collector who had taken the notion he would intimidate her husband, us. This debt collector showed up unannounced, uninvited at our home and me and mom were working in the garden. He began his spiel and arrogantly walked toward the garden, pointing his finger at mom and raging on high about how he could do all sorts of nasty stuff and no one could stop him.

Mom reached down and pulled up a beet but did it in such a way that looked like she had picked up a rock. She wrung her cupped hands together and squeezed, what appeared to be blood ran from her hands. "Mr. until you can do what I can do, squeezing blood from stones, you're welcome to get off our property and never ever come near us again. If you do, you may regret it."

After that if we went to their offices, he would conspicuously be absent from the place. Of course, I know this is not about getting blood from stones. What it is about though is kings, lords thinking they are too far above the Earth to not touch its clay when they walk upon it. Oddly enough the rest of us can see that. You may deem it optimistic, cute & fluffy all you want. At least we are still daring.

What's your excuse?

 

[JuicyLucy]

sweet! we got a resident expert. woot, even.

carry on, then

Lets call in the dolphins

 

[The Cromwell]

The 18650 ones was sold out.

Yep

The 18650 ones was sold out.

Yep i got 2 of the last 4 at mountain oak vapor for under $5 each.

 

[MyMagicMist]

Lets call in the dolphins

"Needs more accidental anal sex!"

 

[JuicyLucy]

"Needs more accidental anal sex!"

It appears that the FDA has cornered the market on buggery and - accidentally or not - all future sodomy will require FDA approval

 

[MyMagicMist]

It appears that the FDA has cornered the market on buggery and - accidentally or not - all future sodomy will require FDA approval

Damn it, here was me just happy if a water based lube was used in the process & it was consensual adults.

Ah. It must be good. See, Spanky likes it. *LOL*

 

[MyMagicMist]

"My RSST, it is blowing up." ... Oh no, it's just making clouds. Thought for a minute I had it igniting again.

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/ministry/jesus+built+my+hotrod_20093943.html

 

[jimbodaddy74]

"My RSST, it is blowing up." ... Oh no, it's just making clouds. Thought for a minute I had it igniting again.

Ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.

 

[JuicyLucy]

Ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.

Jesus built my hot mod

 

[JuicyLucy]

Jesus built my mod

It's a love affair

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

Jesus built my mod

Winga-dang-ding-a-dang-a-lang-ling-long

 

[JuicyLucy]

Winga-dang-ding-a-dang-a-lang-ling-long

I discovered this vape thing was true
Hank F Spankman was the devil

 

[MyMagicMist]

I discovered this vape thing was true
Hank F Spankman was the devil

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world

And the world told me

Go Fuck Yourself!

 

[JuicyLucy]

I just thought of something truly putrid.

If these deeming regs hold true, vaping will fall under the auspices of the ATF

 

[MyMagicMist]

I just thought of something truly putrid.

If these deeming regs hold true, vaping will fall under the auspices of the ATF

Yep and that could possibly infer use of S.W.A.T raids. To borrow from V for Vendetta, ...

Dominic: So do you know what's gonna happen?
Finch: No, it was a feeling. But I can guess. With so much chaos, someone will do something stupid. And when they do, things will turn nasty. And then Sutler will be forced to do the only thing he knows how to do. At which point, all V needs to do is keep his word. And then...
[Dominoes collapse with TV footages showing conflicts between rioting citizens and the anti-riot police]

 

[roxynoodle]

I was wondering when my favorite ecf troll would make an appearance

 

[Sir Kadly]

Hey guys, I see that Wharf Rat just told us all that there is no point in doing anything at all, so I'm outta here to find a forum that's all about sitting on your ass and giving up on everything. Right after I throw away all my vaping stuff and buy a carton of cigs.

 

[chopdoc]

Yep

Yep i got 2 of the last 4 at mountain oak vapor for under $5 each.

I checked them last night, none listed.

 

[JuicyLucy]

Hey guys, I see that Wharf Rat just told us all that there is no point in doing anything at all, so I'm outta here to find a forum that's all about sitting on your ass and giving up on everything. Right after I throw away all my vaping stuff and buy a carton of cigs.

Finally - a sensible solution

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

I was wondering when my favorite ecf troll would make an appearance

Lol idn't he a bit "elderly" to be trollin?

 

[MyMagicMist]

Hey guys, I see that Wharf Rat just told us all that there is no point in doing anything at all, so I'm outta here to find a forum that's all about sitting on your ass and giving up on everything. Right after I throw away all my vaping stuff and buy a carton of cigs.

Sure, that sounds like a positive change.

 

[inspects]

I was wondering when my favorite ecf troll would make an appearance

LMAO............

 

[MyMagicMist]

I'll need to head out. Witch is home. We actually have a few tell lie vision shows we find entertaining. At least we may barely numb our minds a bit.

 

[chopdoc]

I'll need to head out. Witch is home. We actually have a few tell lie vision shows we find entertaining. At least we may barely numb our minds a bit.

Thats why I prefer watching Starsky and Hutch on Amazon instead of the majority of shows on TV today.

 

[roxynoodle]

Lol idn't he a bit "elderly" to be trollin?

Is there such a thing?

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

Is there such a thing?

Well, he seems much more of an arrogant ass than a troll to me. Grain of salt either way, huh? lol

 

[JuicyLucy]

I just put a streusel coffee cake in the oven. Half hour to paradise all

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

I just put a streusel coffee cake in the oven. Half hour to paradise all

 

[JuicyLucy]

I'll post a photo once it's out of the oven

Man, it smells so good in here!

 

[Sir Kadly]

I'll post a photo once it's out of the oven

Man, it smells so good in here!

I'll raise Hank's finger I think this deserves

 

[WharfRat1976]

I'm just so fuckin tired of reading all the bullshit and horse crap and I can't vent over there. It's nothing personal against any of my fellow brethren vapors here.

I'm as shit deep a vapor as anybody. I love to vape. I do believe it has saved my life and added me some hopefully quality years on the end.

All the amorphous bullshit, pseudo legal non factual goat spunk on the boards is unbearable.

I have done everything thing I can do to advocate our cause.

They have written over 175,000 pages relating to regulations. I read 499 of them slowly and concisely.

I am no expert but it doesn't take a genius to understand the table is slanted 89 degrees against us. 89.99999 degrees against.

Do whatever the fuck you want, I could care less. No, don't sell your vape shit. Continue to post all your facts and how wrong the FDA is. Explore how credit cards will cease in vape shops. Tell us the cost of application and R&D and process and how 17,000 vape shops will be done in 2 years.
Talk about BP and BT and Senators and Obama and judicial committees and how unfaaaaaaaair it all is. Cite the worthless UK study and post shit from 2007 how it's safe to vape PG.

The fucking FDFUCKINGA will always error on the side of caution.

Let me repeat that...THE FUCKING FD FUCKING A WILL ALWAYS ERROR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION.

Garnering public sentiment for tobacco is a dead fucking end. It will NEVER happen but keep the faith you worthless fucktards. (I guess you can take that personally)

What a fucking joke this is.

Now Rox, can you break down for the 9,009th tIme, exactly what happened with you and your atty over there.

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

I'm just so fuckin tired of reading all the bullshit and horse crap and I can't vent over there. It's nothing personal against any of my fellow brethren vapors here.

I'm as shit deep a vapor as anybody. I love to vape. I do believe it has saved my life and added me some hopefully quality years on the end.

All the amorphous bullshit, pseudo legal non factual goat spunk on the boards is unbearable.

I have done everything thing I can do to advocate our cause.

They have written over 175,000 pages relating to regulations. I read 499 of them slowly and concisely.

I am no expert but it doesn't take a genius to understand the table is slanted 89 degrees against us. 89.99999 degrees against.

Do whatever the fuck you want, I could care less. No, don't sell your vape shit. Continue to post all your facts and how wrong the FDA is. Explore how credit cards will cease in vape shops. Tell us the cost of application and R&D and process and how 17,000 vape shops will be done in 2 years.
Talk about BP and BT and Senators and Obama and judicial committees and how unfaaaaaaaair it all is. Cite the worthless UK study and post shit from 2007 how it's safe to vape PG.

The fucking FDFUCKINGA will always error on the side of caution.

Let me repeat that...THE FUCKING FD FUCKING A WILL ALWAYS ERROR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION.

Garnering public sentiment for tobacco is a dead fucking end. It will NEVER happen but keep the faith you worthless fucktards. (I guess you can take that personally)

What a fucking joke this is.

Now Rox, can you break down for the 9,009th tIme, exactly what happened with you and your atty over there.

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAH

Silly. Fucking. Bastard